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E3 2015

E3 2015: A look back at the most memorable moments of E3

We are a week away from E3 2015, which is promising to be the most exciting yet. An estimated 50,000 people are expected to attend the three-day event to try out the latest and greatest video games from the top developers and publishers in ...   read

 
 
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Fake Nintendo E3 Plans

Randomly generate leaked Nintendo E3 plans

It is almost time for E3 2015 which means lots of leaks are about to start pouring onto the internet, most of which are fake. Brian Lee made a website to save hoaxers some time as it randomly generates an itinerary for the Nintendo Digital ...   read

 
 
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Sony E3

Sony remastering its 2010 E3 press conference for 2015

After admitting it has nothing worthwhile to show for the rest of 2015, Sony today confirmed rumors it will be remastering its 2010 press conference for this year’s E3. Called “Sony 2010 Press Conference: The DE3finitive&nb...   read

 
 
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Wave 4 amiibo

Wave 4 amiibo launch a bust after only 10 people trampled to death

The highly anticipated fourth wave of amiibo figures hit stores today and by all accounts sold out within a matter of minutes. This should be good news for Nintendo, but sources within the struggling video game company say management is ups...   read

 
 
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Easy Joke

Employee kidnappings up 500% after Doug Bowser begins work at Nintendo

The warm welcome for Doug Bowser, the new Vice President of Sales at Nintendo of America, is over after it was reported female employee kidnappings have increased 500% since he started earlier this week. More than 10 beautiful blonde empl...   read

 
 
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Mobile Gear Solid

Konami proves mobile is the future of gaming with Metal Gear Solid V iOS port

Last week, Konami announced its intention to focus on mobile gaming going forward, saying the platform is the future of the industry. This morning the company proved that even the most complicated console game can feel right at home on a ...   read

 
 
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Cooking drama

Male gamer faces unwanted catcalls, ogling at Cooking Mama competition

A recent Cooking Mama tournament in Portland, Oregon was mired in controversy after a series of posts on reddit exposed the rampant sexism that happened towards male competitors at the event. Kyle Phillips, who flew from Intercourse, PA t...   read

 
 
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Fake Game News

Madden 16 simulation predicts which players will be arrested this season

The launch of Madden 16 is still months away and while many of the new game mechanics and features are being kept a secret, the developers today did reveal one addition to the storied franchise that will tell gamers which NFL players will b...   read

 
 
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Reverse-Censoring

Publisher reverse-censoring upcoming FPS for Japanese audiences

On July 15, gamers in the U.S. and Europe will get their hands on the highly anticipated first-person shooter The Kill Squad. The title, developed by Gunner Games, will also see a release in Japan but players there will have to wait a littl...   read

 
 
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C.A.T. PRO X

Mad Catz' newest peripheral is an actual, living cat

Mad Catz unveiled its latest gaming peripheral today, the revolutionary C.A.T. PRO X. The hot new accessory is a small, domestic mammal that can be used to cradle a mobile phone, PlayStation Vita, or other similar device. It's being ca...   read

 
 
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From our community  

Kickstarter launched for spiritual successor to EarthBound, Mach Rider, SimEarth

[Just in time for Valentine's Day. -Mr Andy Dixon] Fans of Ecco the Dolphin, Mega Man Legends, Duck Hunt and Advent Rising should head to Kickstarter right away to throw their support behind a new campaign for a game that is a spiritual suc...   read

 
 
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Amiibo

Nintendo: Next wave of amiibo to be eBay exclusive

Newsbrief: Nintendo has unveiled a new plan to curb soaring amiibo prices on the secondary market, inking an exclusive new partnership with eBay seller xXxNoScopeXxX. The move is designed to cut out predatory middlemen like GameSt...   read

 
 
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Disclosure
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I hope this video satisfies your desire for disclosure

Here's the full triple-scoop disclosure bottom line. Alessandro and I went to cover this preview event for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt last week. I was late to be added to the list, so we knew going in that we'd have to share a demo stat...   read

 
 
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Chinese Holmes
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Jonathan Holmes' face broadcast to entirety of China

[A wild Holmes appears! --Mr Andy Dixon] After rising up the ranks at Destructoid and becoming Editor-in-Chief, Jonathan Holmes sets his eyes on China. The country is growing in both economy and power, but what Mr. Holmes' real goal i...   read

 
 
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From our community  

New Xbox One game simulates what its like to own a PS4

[Dtoid community blogger Its About To Get Gay In Here is quickly becoming our resident satirist blogger. Here is a lovely example of them bringing both the funk and the noise. Want to see your own stuff appear on the front page? Go wri...   read

 
 
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Sarkeesian
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Here's Anita Sarkeesian speaking on the Colbert Report

Objective videogame journalism time! Anita Sarkeesian was on The Colbert Report last night. Here are some videos of that. The one above shows Sarkeesian's interview with Colbert. The one below is Colbert's introduction segment. You can wat...   read

 
 
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Steam report

Steam user delighted by crap in Steam inventory

Upon booting up Steam this morning, Internet denizen Tiffany Park discovered a notification on the program indicating a number of new items were located in her Steam inventory. "I got really excited," Park told Destructoid. "I tho...   read

 
 
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Special teabag report

Report: Gamer teabags opponent after narrow victory

An Xbox live user contacted Destructoid this week with a complaint of being excessively teabagged upon completion of an online multiplayer match in a popular action game. "I'm not sure why he was doing it," said victim Jeff Mathis, who requ...   read

 
 
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TGS booth babes

Gallery: The sexiest booth babes of Tokyo Game Show

The moment all you college dudes have been waiting for is here! So make sure your boss isn't looking and get ready to steamboat the weasel, because I need the pageviews and my gallery is the tits!   read

 
 
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E3 secret leaks
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Video: E3 2014 secret leaks revealed!

We've gotten our hands on some verifiable official E3 2014 leaks and secrets and we're spilling the beans. Find out what's in store from Microsoft, Nintendo, Ubisoft, Epic Games, EA, and all the other big companies making important announc...   read

 
 
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Jimquisition: Gamer Guys

Jimquisition travels to another time and another place, examining a world taken over by gamer guys and their testosterone-addled inanity. Something must be done! Fortunately, your ol' pal Jim Sterling is here to take those insincere c...   read

 
 
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Battlefield69

EA buys Battlefield13-20.com? Pfff, we own Battlefield69

BREAKING: DESTRUCTOID LEADS THE ARMS RACE IN STUPID MILITARY DOMAIN NAMES San Francisco, CA - Somewhere near Philz Coffee and 24th Street It appears that EA has registered www.Battlefield13.com through www.Battlefield20.com, speculating end...   read

 
 
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Indie game vs NRA

The Best Amendment calls out the NRA

In an effort to poke holes in NRA vice president Wayne LaPierre's belief that only a "good guy" with a gun can stop a "bad guy" with a gun, Paolo Pedercini has created The Best Amendment, a satirical PC game, reports Wired.  ...   read

 
 
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Everyone is gay

Ten golden rules of online gaming

[Destructoid turns 7 next week! Here's our most popular article from January 2009, one of Jim's first features. Check out more of our earlier works in our Golden Archives. -Niero] People have been hunched over their PCs, firing rockets into...   read

 
 
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Call of Sarkeesian

The Call of Sarkeesian

I have of late been subject to some strange occurrences. Some may even say ... frightening ... circumstances. Indeed, the things I have seen make me so very grateful for the inability of the human mind to truly understand our universe ...   read

 
 



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