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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Could Aurai be competition for Oculus Rift?

Sure, Oculus is making big waves at CES right now, but some lower-profile tech is also on display. Making its debut today is Aurai, another device that fits on your face and reminds me of LeVar Burton's character from Star Trek. Let's break...

 
 
 
 
 
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Let's stop pretending Halo 5's gameplay matters

Halo 5: Guardians is a video game much like any other; some parts of it are real good, others not so much. Take the story, for example, this part of Halo 5 is pretty nice. There's a reason why we gave the game a good number i...

 
 
 
 




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CaimDark Reloaded

Anyone still hoping against hope that there is any line the GOP wont cross for Trump need only look at principled libertarian Rand Paull caving after weeks of very public principled Its

 
WILFoftheblues

First up for my fallout collection going into my shop

 
SrChurros

My Band of Bloggers cblog is live! This month Ive played the most draconic game ever made: Link in the comments because Im dumb and dont know how to put links on

 
Mike Martin

One of my all time, favorite indie games launched on Switch today: Sky If you dig Ace Combat, check it Plays great, even the optional motion controls! Also on Steam, sans

 
homeoftheblues

This is absolutely The weird part is it smells It seems to be the ink on the box because the good stuff doesnt Small potatoes The art is ridiculously

 
mullon

Does anyone remember anything from A Link Between Worlds?

 
Mike Sounders

Ah what a good Super Robot Wars X is out, and my review of Super Robot Wars V is on the front Good

 
Xeo

Its #thrashmetalthursday! Heres a lesser known classic I was five years old when this released in 1989!

 
WILFoftheblues

I need Words in yellow? Keep it all white? Or ????

 
dephoenix

So I beat God of Still got some side stuff to clean up, all in good Quite the game it Looking forward to the rest of this new Going to take a few days away from games and then get back to finishing Blue

 
 

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