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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Could Aurai be competition for Oculus Rift?

Sure, Oculus is making big waves at CES right now, but some lower-profile tech is also on display. Making its debut today is Aurai, another device that fits on your face and reminds me of LeVar Burton's character from Star Trek. Let's break...

 
 
 
 




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Gamemaniac3434

#arbitrarymetaltuesday because Ghost BC is darn

 
Real Dere

The only thing I really want to hear about at E3 is about an N64 I know this wont happen, but a man can wet dream

 
Avoclefo

PSA, Snake Pass is Had so much fun playing

 
Barry Kelly

The original Unreal is free on Steam and GOG now

 
Tohsaka

Unreal Gold Edition is free on GOG for a short time to commemorate its 20th

 
Kerrik52

Dear uncle who works at Nintendo: Can we get Devil May Cry 5, Shadows Die Twice, a Bluepoint Demons Souls remake, Kingdom Hearts 3, Sucker Punchs samurai game and Death Stranding (with gameplay!) at E3?

 
Rico the Penguin

Rabbids is like You wouldnt buy a gold edition of a game you already you? And I look at them with a sneer, pulling my wallet Of course not, thats a stupid I cant imagine you thought this would ever

 
Dwavenhobble

Well for #ArbitraryMetalTuesday have some Dwarven Metal (yes this is a real thing)

 
Roager

Tales of MajEyal is really good you Classical Roguelike with an overworld/dungeon/town structure, interesting classes, and well-balanced Very worth

 
GoofierBrute

I mean, this DLC looks great and all, but the fact that were getting a Rabbid version of Cranky Kong is something I never knew I

 
 

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