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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Could Aurai be competition for Oculus Rift?

Sure, Oculus is making big waves at CES right now, but some lower-profile tech is also on display. Making its debut today is Aurai, another device that fits on your face and reminds me of LeVar Burton's character from Star Trek. Let's break...

 
 
 
 
 
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Let's stop pretending Halo 5's gameplay matters

Halo 5: Guardians is a video game much like any other; some parts of it are real good, others not so much. Take the story, for example, this part of Halo 5 is pretty nice. There's a reason why we gave the game a good number i...

 
 
 




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TheLimoMaker

DragonBall Fighter Z; Yep, I suck at this fighting game

 
medicamecanica

Cant wait for full release of I wont have to practice characters basic mkves on someone whose going 100% on me

 
Plain old Ein

I love 9+

 
LaTerry

Happy Birthday Panda!

 
Barry Kelly

Happy Birthday Robo Panda Z!

 
Furrybearpanda

Visit my blog

 
Kerrik52

Drakengard 3 first impressions: It really runs like ass, the combat has a bit of jank to it, but is fun and the outlandish crassness of the whole thing amuses me Its interesting that I find something so hateful

 
Plain old Ein

#Pandatoid

 
homeoftheblues

Happy birthday to my favorite Panda! A salute to you for all of your tireless work on our Dtoid contact We are extremely You da best Robo Panda Z you can possibly be and we are lucky to have

 
 

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