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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Could Aurai be competition for Oculus Rift?

Sure, Oculus is making big waves at CES right now, but some lower-profile tech is also on display. Making its debut today is Aurai, another device that fits on your face and reminds me of LeVar Burton's character from Star Trek. Let's break...

 
 




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Damn GSC

 
Keiichi Morisato

I know that Rockstar said that they were dpne bringing in big name movie stars into their But i think bringing in Robet Duvall and/or Sam Elliot would have been wholly appropriate for Red Dead

 
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Im not sure if this has already been covered here, but between October 25th and November 3rd, if you buy Red Dead Redemption 2 at GameStop you will get $100 off a new Xbox One S or Xbox One It is a sweet deal if anyone has been on the

 
SkeleDent

Turns out, this stupid opinion has a long history

 
Dennis Carden

Walked over to the shops this afternoon and picked this Itll be pretty fun to juggle between this and Dark Souls, for Never tried the original Disgaea before, but I enjoyed the crap out of 5, so Im looking forward to checking it out more

 
Blanchimont

Somehow, Warriors Orochi 4 seems worse than

 
TriSCAREarok

Ate some of the nachos that I made for the baby Lucky Ladyface is doing that tonight, sooooo I think its time to get into Project Warlock and drink some malt

 
Fuzunghoul

My mind has been thoroughly blown this Someone increased the brightness and contrast on this shot of the intro from Billy & and the gravestones are for old Cartoon Network shows!

 
Dennis Carden

Been spending a fair chunk of today playing Dark Souls on So far, it’s a pretty solid This makes me unreasonably

 
 

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