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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 




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Tyler97

Mortal Kombat 11 looks pretty cool although I dont usually like fighting games it looks Might pick it up once it gets a price

 
Tyler97

Wii Sports is honestly a great It not only made the wii and saved Nintendo but it was a fun party It was also fun by yourself with endless replay You can be like me and play about 100 games of

 
RolanberryPrins

Gus and Frosty are on that Halo CE, live @ Come say hi! Its a Grunt birthday party!

 
Dr Mel

So the shitty crab ending of that Melee tournament has resulted in Hungrybox getting completely unloaded on with subs and donations on Twitch as a goal to see him eat some crab on

 
Gundy

And thats the campaign beaten without taking any damage! Now I just have to beat the campaign in under 4 hours then I can grind out any S ranks I Ace Combat 7 is really good,

 
Tohsaka

That didnt take us

 
Kevin Mersereau

I just got accepted into my college of choice! And I have tomorrow off from work! Life is good! I’m going to drink now!

 
mullon

Im going to assume the main characters in Call of Duty: World War II are all crushing on each and just wont admit it because its It makes half of what they say far more

 
triggerpigking

Nonon was by far my fav girl in Kill la Kill, between Midna, Tatsumaki and her, I seem to have a thing for sassy small chicks

 
ikiryou

So Rage 2 will be a single player game with optional live service features and this is just fine & dandy with Article from whence this came in comments once comments load and

 
 

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