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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Could Aurai be competition for Oculus Rift?

Sure, Oculus is making big waves at CES right now, but some lower-profile tech is also on display. Making its debut today is Aurai, another device that fits on your face and reminds me of LeVar Burton's character from Star Trek. Let's break...

 
 
 
 
 




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So this is a And its an Amazon And as much as I dont like Super Mario Kart and already own a New 3DS kind of want

 
RevolverRick

Modding your experience - What mods are you running? or what mods are you interested to see?

 
Chris Bradshaw

Spooky gaming fact: this sun

 
Flegma

Im happy to see staff writers (more competent than me) covering topics I wouldve liked to write

 
Parismio

Trying to apply as a seasonal PA for amazon since it just If anything i hope i can up myself to at least the ambassador

 
zatoseyes

My intrepid Starfinder group had their first taste of starship combat Its not a perfect system by any means, but it is a lot of

 
Zero Star

So I recently beat Persona 3 for the first time and I was wondering what your guys waifus/husbandos are? Mitsuru is best girl

 
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Welp, seems Ive been exposed to a mild Super Mario Odyssey spoiler and I aint gonna take it Rejoice my fellow DToiders, I take my leave until Ive beaten the Love yall!

 
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The good thing about playing Nioh before Bloodborne is learning the secret Joestar

 
 

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