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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 




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Khalid Eternal Nigh

There is going to be an aggretsuko christmas special in 4 days and Im just now finding out about

 
medicamecanica

Whens David Cage gonna give a

 
Tricerapops

Lootboxes seem to have been datamined in They also appear to be visible to other players when Classy, Did anyone think this was not going to happen when the card-based progression was unvieled? I really used to love that

 
Voex

The intro song to Nu Smash is a bit naff looks pretty

 
MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

What the fuck? This is a real

 
chlmera

I ended up getting smash because Link, Zelda, and Ive never owned or played it

 
TurboJasper

Perhaps it is a sign of my age but I am increasingly angered by pre-release leaks and dumps of game stories and footage by Its Reaks of undeserved Its taken years for kingdom hearts, just wait a little

 
CaimDark Reloaded

My left joycon is constantly losing Anybody else had this issue?

 
ScionVyse

Heck yeah, my copy of The Binding of Isaac: Four Souls has finally It probably wont be here until sometime next year, but I cant wait to rope some friends in to playing

 
Dangus Taargus

Just spent $250 on an un-opened, brand new GBA AGB-001 Arctic What the fuck is wrong with me? Welp, I guess Ill be cutting this bad boy open and putting one of my AGS-101 backlit screens in it, and then getting an Handheld gaming!!!

 
 

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