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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 




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RevolverRick

One of the best SiIva Gunner

 
Gimic300

Megadouser + Helix Bullets + Scattershot + We attempted to crash the game, but couldnt Slowed to a total crawl, though

 
medicamecanica

Cant find Iconaclasts on Is it unlocking at midnight?

 
Hlarge4

I made the mistake of reading the Far Cry 5 PC hardware reccomendations Good Lord that is a lot of model numbers and I dont know what any of it Good on the folks who are into it, but I just want to buy a box and know that things will

 
Rad Party God

VR Chat might already be the dankest meme of 2018 this side of Uganda, but when a player has a live seizure attack, people put down their shitty memes to legitimately help their fellow human player and even shame the trolls that triggered the

 
Malika chan

That moment when you havent used twitch and you forget your user

 
Electric Reaper

Hey Dtoiders, what are some good spices to put on shredded or southern style hash browns?

 
Fuzunga

Do any of you guys ever play Elder Scrolls Online with the music disabled? Its super

 
PLANET P1SS 69

Taken as companion pieces, I think Iggy Pops The Idiot and David Bowies Low are my favorite piece of Just super different enough while still being Dont really care for Iggys version of China Girl, tho

 
 

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