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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 




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I Feel Pretty"Pretty dated"

 

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Bass

I hope you all have a ⠍g⠻r⠗e⠽a⠀t⠍m⠁o⠅n⠊d⠀a⠍y⠕!⠝!⠐!⠙!

 
Colonial bong264

Looks like im not the only one wrapping up god of The regular ending drops bombshells but that true ending is fucking nuts! Ill prbably be doing any sidestuff off and on but yeah god of war is pretty good :P

 
Virtua Kazama

Well, that just Part 10 of Kirby Star Allies is now out!

 
Electric Reaper

Why are women so underrepresented as player characters in shooter video games?

 
TheIntern

I know its a really popular franchise and the new game is a great success in every way that matters, but can we stop pretending Kratos is a hero with rage issues, when he had no qualms about murdering defenseless innocent people last time you saw him?

 
homeoftheblues

My Samsung 65 4K tv has banding that can be pretty prevalent at times, and it drives me It takes away from the mood and it drives me It just about makes me wish I just kept my 55 LG that is going in my bedroom that works 20/20

 
TriCerAroK

I ran 6 miles today with nary a hint of Dare I say that this bullshit is over?

 
On Air Fish

HOW ABOUT THAT STARDEW VALLEY, HUH?

 
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Nathan D

Oh wow, I just noticed in GoW that breaking the little destructible objects in the environment refills your Rage meter a tad with every I love doing that in games, and to have it actually feed into gameplay benefits besides just finding stuff?

 
 

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