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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Could Aurai be competition for Oculus Rift?

Sure, Oculus is making big waves at CES right now, but some lower-profile tech is also on display. Making its debut today is Aurai, another device that fits on your face and reminds me of LeVar Burton's character from Star Trek. Let's break...

 
 




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The Evil Within 2"Stalking shadows"

 

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Etrian Odyssey V: Beyond the Myth"New faces, familiar places"

 

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Golf Story"Slam dunk hole-in-one"

 

The Foreigner"Jackie Chan has a certain set of skills, too"

 

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Alphadeus

Infinity (2017) - New 17th track of the month of I feel like Im running out of steam, so I might rearrange some classic pieces of mine instead of writing brand new Im trying to write 31 songs this

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Basically deaf in my left ear right Totally worth Ive got some pics/vids Ill post For now here is an official 40minute stream of a small part of the Im on it several times!

 
Rudorlf

Like Layman/Wolfman, I too have a follower willing to prostitute himself for fast cars and

 
Everybodys Wolfman

Well in fairness, I DO love burning

 
DEADgar64

FYI for Quake fans PC Gamer has a nifty article about what theyre calling The Most Ambitious Quake Its really quite Link in the

 
Dwavenhobble

So WWE 2K18 has a promotion thing with At some point you have to wonder if some-one related to the game is trolling Vince because of how mad he apparently got about a certain previous finger licking that

 
Bush Dog

Last night, Ive started watching Jojos Bizarre Adventure (2012) and now Im regretting that I avoided watching it because of the (The audio is from the ending theme but more popular because of the To Be Continued meme)

 
Electric Reaper

Well, thats trippy and kinda

 
Flegma

Well, tonight will be spent trying to get my PC to boot to Windows again, hopefully without having to reinstall the OS I really should get a new PC in

 
 

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