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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 




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JcDent

My Ancestors Legacy review is Its also available on my damn

 
Michformer

Its been nearly a year since I last published anything regarding game design online, so seeing my newest piece featured on Gamasutra once again proved so Good thing that my knack for writing remained

 
Seymour

Back again after another short break! Getting better at rationing out my medication so that I dont go 1 to 2 weeks without Felt good enough to record some Hyrule Warriors this morning and hope to record some Nocturne later!

 
Lex

Something, something, But its something I asked myself more times than I probably

 
Tohsaka

Well Thats quite the sampler for whats coming up in Splatoon

 
Union pvt bong264

My mind decided to remind me of this songs I dont know why, and the only place I remember it from was guitar

 
Flegma

Im well set to do my MySims Got MySims, Kingdom, Racing, Party, Agents, SkyHeroes on Wii and Kingdom, Racing, Kingdom, SkyHeroes, Agents on Kingdom*2 on DS? I accidentally bought a second Now I just need a few months for

 
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Fuck this hot summer weather! Im

 
Chris Hovermale

Finished Dusty Token I didnt realize how much Id enjoy messing around with infinite Gravity Power until I unlocked Then again, knowing me and platformer hubs, I shouldve expected Id enjoy having that kind of freedom!

 
 

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