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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 




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Final Fantasy XV: Episode Ignis"Last time is a charm?"

 

Game of Thrones Season 7 Blu-ray box set and giveaway"Want to own a copy of Game of Thrones s7? Read on!"

 

Race for the Galaxy (Mobile)"One of the best digital conversions to date"

 

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Review in Progress: Okami HD"Amaterasu is still lookin' good"

 

7 Wonders (iPad)"Give me that money, Berenice"

 
 
 

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Red Nosed ReinDere

The Last yes, that was very very good

 
FakeChristmasTree

Soo glad they kept this heat action in the game! #KaoruTagTeamTime #Kiwami2Adventures

 
Jetfandam

SF V sales have exceeded 2 million sales and are approaching 2,5 million with the upcoming release of Arcade (source in Cody, Sagat and Sakura did the :)

 
TheCoolFreezer

Only two days left of school, and then I’m Time to forget everything I have learned over the last six

 
Megas75

Were nearing perfection

 
Sharukurusu

I need help from my fellow racing game I’ve had my ps4 for a year, and the only racing game I’ve played is Riptide GP Renegade (which I do think is great and highly If you would buy one racing game for the ps4, which one would it be

 
Czar Kazem

Man, not only is it Friday, but I was also given a promotion Bring on the weekend, I bought

 
Gamemaniac3434

Unless something falls through, this saturday might be the night I livestream The Emoji Movie and Pixels as they slowly fucking kill me and the rest of my bad movie night group since they agreed to participate in this living You did

 
whatsacow

To all everyone North of the Equator, I envy It just hit 113 degrees Fahrenheit I have no energy to do anything right

 
Shibboleth

Saw the Pompeii exhibit in the Arizona Science Center and apparently Mick Gordon did the music for The same Mick Gordon who scored Doom with National fucking

 
 

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