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Not racist ...

Pokémon Black and White released today, and you'd be surprised at how many people said they're opting for White. Obviously, this is utterly racist, as I'm sure you've heard 1,000 times on the Internet already today.  Fortunately...   read

 
 
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Make mincemeat of Gadaffi in Libyan Hamburger Recipe

Raitendo, the wonderful man responsible for Passage In Ten Seconds, has come back with another suitably satirical game, Libyan Hamburger Recipe.  As you may have already guessed, the aim of the game is to make a delicious meal out of c...   read

 
 
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Dtoid (the show) week 4 recap: I think my butt get big

Last week was insane, especially yesterday. The Destructoid (the show) was pretty nuts as well. We started giving away a bunch of rare Super Meat Boy, Super Mario, and Bit.Trip stuff, we reviewed Kinect and its launch games, there's a clip ...   read

 
 
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Patriot Games: A July 4th Destructoid spectacular

So, I guess it's a Holiday today. That's one of the reasons why I don't have a Sundays with Sagat to show you this week, which makes me very sad. To make up for it, I thought I'd try to throw together a couple of topical features. This firs...   read

 
 
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Thing that should happen: Cheaters: The Videogame

E3 was home to many things. Colors, shapes, sounds, bright flashing lights, all the things that gamers love. However, the biggest news to come from that week was not to be found on the show floor, at a press conference, or during a behind-c...   read

 
 
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The HR Helper: How to fire a gamer

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Why Cave Story is the worst videogame ever

Cave Story made its long-awaited WiiWare debut this past week, and people were ecstatic. Many gamers adore this retro throwback, holding it high as proof that indie products can be just as well crafted as any retail experience. Some would g...   read

 
 
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Top five healthcare systems in videogames

This week, King Barack Obama changed history by signing the Healthcare Reform Bill, a momentous occasion that has absolutely nothing to do with videogames. Facing a potential traffic magnet but lacking the potential to exploit it, we were f...   read

 
 
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How to survive the motion control apocalypse

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The hidden truth behind game reviews

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Why Sonic the Hedgehog 4 will SUCK

Sega officially announced Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1 on February 4, 2010. Since that time, we have seen a smattering of images, less than a minute of leaked footage, and a few scant details. However, despite the dearth of Intel availab...   read

 
 
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How Activision can become popular

Evil publisher Activision has an image problem. Much of that problem stems from the fact that evil publisher Activision is evil, and everybody knows it. Perhaps if Activision were less evil, its public image would improve, but since being e...   read

 
 
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Top ten arses in videogames

If there's one thing Destructoid doesn't do enough of, it's the cataloging and rating of female body parts in a cynical bid to keep the virgins and date rapists interested. Fortunately, we plan to address that with a new series of articles ...   read

 
 
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FFXIII Xbox 360 will be blatantly better than FFXIII PS3

At E3 2008, Square Enix shocked the world by claiming that, for the first time, a major Final Fantasy installment would be coming to the Xbox 360. Previously a PS3 exclusive, Final Fantasy XIII was the jewel in the crown of the Sony hype br...   read

 
 
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The ultimate PC gamer to-do list

Let it be known across the land that I am now a PC gamer. I have come into possession of a PC that has glowing green lights on it which means it's probably awesome, and I have been downloading games on Steam and playing them with a mouse. T...   read

 
 
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How to respond to a videogame review

Videogame reviews. Some gamers out there believe that a review is a writer's personal opinion, one that shouldn't be taken to heart because it's just one person's feelings on a game and it doesn't really matter what somebody else says so lo...   read

 
 
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Game plots that are clearly rip-offs TV shows and movies

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How Fat Princess is blatantly better than Feminism

Titan Studios' Fat Princess was released this week and, server issues aside, it's great fun. Stuffing princesses full of cake and utilizing the game's varied and fun classes makes for an incredible fun online experience. However, there are ...   read

 
 
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Top ten Jeff Goldblum games (because I think he is dead)

A very sad and tragic thing occurred this past week. As you may have heard by now, a treasured American legend died. His name was Jeff Goldblum, and even though I haven't seen any official confirmation of his death, it is my job as a videog...   read

 
 
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Pre-E3 09: The big important to-do list

Tomorrow morning, I fly to LA in preparation for America's largest videogame event, the Electronic Entertainment Expo. This will actually be my very first E3 and I want to make sure I do things properly. It's a nerve-wracking prospect, but ...   read

 
 
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A Spotter's Guide to the Gaming Press

Chances are good that if you're reading this, you're a pretty hardcore gaming fan who often frequents gaming blogs, reads gaming magazines and watches gaming videos. Over the years, you will have become acquainted with the games media, samp...   read

 
 
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How to improve Xbox 360 Avatars

When Microsoft revealed the New Xbox Experience, an unwitting world found itself stunned by the revelation of Avatars. This unique and original phenomenon turned the world of gaming on its head, introducing a new social element to home cons...   read

 
 
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Proof that Beyond Good & Evil 2 video is from Ubisoft

A few days ago, hot new footage dropped that claimed to be gameplay footage for Beyond Good & Evil 2. Jaws dropped, tongues rolled and eyes widened at the beautiful footage, although some remained skeptical that the high-octane chase se...   read

 
 
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Why Dynasty Warriors is the greatest videogame series ever

Any sane, reasonable, intelligent human being already knows by now that Koei's Dynasty Warriors series is the greatest collection of videogames to have ever stalked the Earth. Featuring a unique blend of unrelenting hardcore gaming action a...   read

 
 
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Ban this SICK FILTH: Games that have upset me

Last year, I took you on a tour of videogames that personally offend me. As you may recall, I used to be what you nerds call a "hardcore gamer." Sure, I played many examples of your interactive softwares, and it was all fun and ga...   read

 
 
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And now my display driver keeps locking up and messing up my Windows 10 is a fucking

 
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Dont let life kick you in the soul

 
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Just finishing up an article containing the words gruesome fleshy Writing is

 
Pixie The Fairy

I cant help but feel its high time Nintendo moved past the 1994/96 designs of Donkey Kong and most of the Mushroom All thier other IPs vary visually, but DKs original design looks better than his DKC one

 
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Its I definitely wont look at the leaked footage and I really cant recommend anyone else does either, only because its been worked on for a few years and I wouldnt want to spoil it right before its I can see why some would

 
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Whats everyone playing this weekend? Ive got Stories going on PS4, and still laboring away on Trails of Cold Steel on 16 brought me to chapter 2, and it is still introducing new

 
lokhe

Havent been into Splinter Cell since Chaos Theory but Blacklist so far feels pretty Its 3 years old at this point but honestly, I couldnt It runs incredibly well is starting to look like a really good bargain :)

 
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