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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 




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Lichtspeer"Lend me your speers"

 

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Overgrowth"A long time coming, but you may want to wait longer"

 

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ELEX"ELEX Gon' Give It To Ya"

 

WWE 2K18 "Botchamania"

 
 
 

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Spooky Gaming Fact of the Day: Dead Rising and Left 4 Dead have an interesting Dead Rising has an achievement for killing 53,594 zombies, L4D has one for killing 53,595 and Dead Rising 2 has one for for killing

 
Shoggoth2588

Who just yelled at my TV because I finally beat Yomi?! This guy!!! (Farming this guy must be more than half)

 
Michael Giff

The long bloody tale of Fei Long and me (Story in Comments)

 
Raiku Skeletonford

I just got on the Got to talk about my dog and how he loves to dress

 
Snorlaxowns

Ive decided to take a break from gaming since my right hand started hurting on Saturday (probably tendinitis) after playing Luigis Mansion on No Big Im waiting for Thanksgiving to get here so I can get some VG

 
Gus TT Showbiz

I typically avoid conversations with They just drone

 
Rudorlf

Some dudes made scene recreations of various Initial D car battles on Mount Akina and Irohazaka in the racing sim Assetta with mods) A small taste of a video (Subtitles included), and a touge etiquette guide on the

 
Rad Party Skellington

So Now that Odyssey is out in the wild in some places, does talking about whats inside the box counts as a spoiler?

 
Eingon Spankgler

At first I didnt believe evidenced by the pic on the right, she darn well does look like a

 
Terry 309

This is a PSA for all Console Gamers:

 
 

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