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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 


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My boss finally send me to a new This will be my home the next couple of I love my I love my I love my I love my I love my

 
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SponbeBob is my favorite

 
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I enjoy creeping out people IRL a little too I havent done that to any of you yet, right? Maybe its time to

 
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Theyre gonna replace us :(

 
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Found a happy customer praising my forum-injoke t-shirt on said You too can be like him and buy something from me Redbubble

 
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Finally, my incredibly dull anime convention blog is Heres a Just added another photo in the blog, was too tired and missed it during the Look out for the three

 
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I just watched Okja and Im kinda an emotional wreck at the moment because yeah it had a SUPER heavy-handed message attached but I still cried more than once because of a damned, giant, CGI

 
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So I never noticed that Laura Bailey is the voice and performance actor for Nadine in Cant wait for a white person to play a black CG character in a Hollywood movie and people lose their collective

 
 

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