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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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Review: Fifa 18 World Cup Mode

Ladies and gentlemen, the day has finally arrived. The new FIFA 18 World Cup mode unveiled earlier today, and now players can spend hours winning the World Cup with their favorite teams, packing incredibly gifted players into their ultimate squads. Personally, Im looking forward to...

 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 




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Boxman214

Im addicted to Arbys and I hate Is that why Im politically moderate?

 
voex

Writing on the walls in games is always Especially when its in blood, though silver dust is a new Who would take the time to do that? Your backs broken, stop doing a graffiti and go lie

 
ScionVyse

Monday

 
Tohsaka

Mondays right after gaming practically the whole

 
Lex

Man, I love

 
Electric Reaper

Thats pretty Still, I will miss the loot system from Darksiders

 
kevlarmonkey

Shout out to the amazingly talented Alphadeus for this stunning theme song he put together for me, for his Songs for Gamers you come come hang out in my dance club level?

 
RiffRaff

So, not a ton of great gaming deals for Prime Day in I got Ass Creed Origins for UK looks like they have some good deals (Doom for Hopefully you Americans get some decent deals!

 
CaimDark Reloaded

Am I the only fool in his mid 30s who still doesnt know what he wants in life like a freaking teenager? I pay the bills so thats not the issue but I feel aimless, Most days I just want to crawl into a hole and Its an awful

 
Kerrik52

The HFC Segathon has begun and its time to donate to Childs Play so HFC plays more games! Alex Kidd just ended and Sonic Forces has Burning Rangers and Condemned come

 
 

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