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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 




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Den of Thieves"The most January movie to ever January"

 

Genital Jousting"Also, cocks"

 

Full Metal Furies"No, it's not furries"

 

Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition"Is it enough for you to come back?"

 

Mom Hid My Game!"This game falls under the category of 'goes places'"

 

Dreadnought"Legend of Galactic "

 

The Commuter"The Commuter, reviewed by an actual New York commuter"

 

Attentat 1942"A miniature museum at home"

 
 
 

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Seymour

I actually fucking did Allow me to introduce Part 1 of my very first sizable editing project: My redub of the Persona 4 hiimdaisy comic! The next time you see this from me, itll be the full Please oh please tell me how I did!

 
Flanx

Damn I did it Ok, i promise tomorrow I WILL go to bed at a reasonable

 
TriCerAroK

I love that the Switch is getting played so much by myself and She is almost at the Metro Kingdom in Odyssey, and I am working on Shovel Knight (beat the SoT campaign so far), post-game Odyssey, and Heart and Cant wait for Bayo 1&2!

 
Plain Dere

My Philadelphia Eagles are going to the Superbowl!

 
absolutfreak

Fly, Eagles

 
SrChurros

Hey nerds! Wanna have a free song for totally free? Alphadeus, our in-house musical god is cooking a new album with music crafted for dtoid Im posting a link for his blog on the comments,and dont be shy, I was a total stranger when he did mine:

 
Electric Reaper

I found some yellow guavas at Walmart yesterday and ate a few They have a unique, kinda earthy? taste to them and the pulp is rather Also, some of the seeds are quite

 
Czar Kazem

Im up to Palace 6 in my NG+ Persona 5 playthrough, WHICH MEANS ITS TIME FOR THE BEST PALACE SOUNDTRACK BOIS

 
taterchimp

Aw man, Tales from the Borderlands is really

 
Greenhornet214

Best thing about Uncharted 4 so far? No crafting!

 
 

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