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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 




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Iron Fist (Season 2)"A bounce back from laughably embarrassing to more-than-okay"

 

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Senran Kagura Reflexions"Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me"

 
 
 

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For a show rated for kids, I did not expect that much swearing in Little Witch

 
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My internet is fixed and I did not expect this without paying extra

 
On Air Fish

Lifes a piece of shit, when you look ai -Monty Python Its been rough the past couple of weeks, but Im and

 
Boxman214

When my wife says shes thinking about making pumpkin cookies

 
Churros Hunter

Tonight it is the night I teach gamedev after work and all I wanna do is curl into a Ive been feeling completely exhausted since wednesday, maybe I already deal with diffficulty to focus, but these days my brain has been pure pudding

 
Cactooze

First quickpost! I start school for game development next week Im freaking out yall! Dragon Quest is pretty, but the story and characters are a bit boring so Guess Ill keep playing it for the shiny graphics and awesome monster

 
Xeo

My wife pre-ordered me a Playstation Classic, because shes the We also had a breakfast with our son, Jace at his school for his Book He got two cool new Including this one with amazing Its Been a great day!

 
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And a big duck

 
 

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