dark        
 
 

#Satire

FRONT PAGE


 photo

The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 from  flixist
 photo

How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
 from  our Community Blogs
 
 photo

EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
 photo

Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
 photo

Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 photo

Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
 from  flixist
 photo

Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 photo

Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
 photo

$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 




Got news?  [email protected]

         

Reviews   filter by...

Total War: Three Kingdoms"Can anyone provide me with a decent challenge?!"

 

Observation"Role reversal"

 

Layers of Fear 2"Quiet on the set"

 

Spark the Electric Jester 2"The cure for the Adventure itch"

 

Lapis X Labyrinth"Stacks on stacks on stacks"

 

Rage 2"Against the Machine 2"

 

Everybody's Golf VR"It's all in the hips"

 

Bubsy - Paws on Fire!"What could possibly go wrong?"

 

A Plague Tale - Innocence"Bless the Beasts and Children"

 

Team Sonic Racing"All-star?"

 
 
 

Community Blogs | expand

 

Quickposts expand | +quickpost

Inquisitive Ravenclaw

A Pokemon Sword and Shield mini-Direct will air next week!

 
Gimic300

So apparently nothing good comes up when you google quinoa dog so I tried to make one #coughpettoid

 
Zer0t0nin

There are days where I love the just finished Dark Souls Still getting goosebumps upon entering the Kiln of the first flame)

 
Sam van der Meer

The world’s first Kojima Direct?

 
Riff Raff

I did a blog about the internets two favorite things, lists and Give it a look and leave your picks :) Thanks and have a purrfect day!

 
JcDent

Mods are asleep, post all of youre troops to honor the Mammarial

 
Riff Raff

Have a great week all! I hope you put Tacos in your A lot!

 
Tohsaka

Worked the graphical artifacts set Kinda nifty running emulation at a nice rate of speed for 15 minutes only for a core dump to happen because the GPU loses its Dont breath to this,

 
JcDent

Prolly the best of character art in the entire Degenesis: Rebirth

 
TysonOfTime

Took 9000 wyrmite, 10 single tickets and one 10-ticket, complete with Annelie fake-out, but after a grand total of 100 summons, I got my Dragon Stockpiling really does

 
 

Upcoming

More Previews
 

Destructoid Originals

More Originals
 
 
 
NEXT