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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 




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Maneater"Ooooo here she comes (totally original subheader, do not steal)"

 

Signs of the Sojourner"Finding the Truth"

 

Minecraft Dungeons"Bring the family"

 

Fury Unleashed"Rage Unbridled"

 

Huntdown"Dying ain't much of a living"

 

Gorn (PlayStation VR)"Are you not entertained?"

 

Trials of Mana"Benevodo or Benevodon't"

 
 
 

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TheLimoMaker

Been trying to find interesting and engaging content on YouTube as of late (makes it easier to write to) and Folding Ideas has a brilliant discussion on the film

 
Plissken

Just started to play Days Gone last I’ve embraced Survival mode and enjoying the shit out of Coasting downhill to save gas, scavenging everything, and taking my So far it’s a GOOD game!

 
Sfero

I think Ive almost finished Heck, CRPGs are very fun, but somewhat I think Ill have a mindless Halo 2 break before moving on to the revered Fallout

 
RiffRaff

Good morning all! Heres to a great week! I think you all know which film contains my favorite Tim Curry role :) Dont dream Be it!

 
Steel Squirrel

Been playing Agents of Mayhem on PC lately and this is a criminally underrated Just the right kind of mindless and fun I needed right

 
TurboKill

If you were on the fence about Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive, it is suddenly $10 off on (At least in the US, mileage may vary elsewhere)

 
Rasori

Pretty excited to play the original Tony Hawk games again after so Also curious, but did anyone play Mat Hoffmans Pro BMX? That game was awesome as Would love to see that remade one

 
Gamemaniac3434

Welp, finally saw The Godfather And to make what is likely the most obvious statement I will ever write, its great and I liked it a Fantastic

 
Voltaic Owl

Alright, gonna give this free month of FFXIV a Is there a particular server that Dtoiders tend to use?

 
Deatheagle

I havent been around for a I started playing lots of my stats: Also starting videos sub!

 
 

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