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The Future's Future was cancelled at today's Devolver Direct

The Future's Future is fucking ghost.During today's Devolver Direct presentation, PR Queen Nina Struthers regained control of the universe as we know it, throwing off the shackles of marketing madwoman "Linda" and finally putting an end to ...

 
 
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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 




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Dango

Even though I love Sleeping Dogs, Ive never managed to finish I keep getting distracted by all the silly crap you can do, like locking people into car trunks and jumping from car to

 
Dennis Carden

Oh Heres some Flesh Juicer! Theyre a Taiwanese deathcore group, and theyre kinda

 
FakePlasticTree

Now this a very cool way to do a GOTY list

 
Slimybear245

Dont care much about backwards comptability but for the ps5 owners here ehat has been your favourite ps4 game you played/are playing on a ps5?

 
Tricerapops

Returning from the hot springs tomorrow to 3 more days off (unless I get called Really needed this vacation, and could not think of anyone Id rather be

 
absolutfreak

Now THIS is a

 
Flegma

I hate the politics talk But a speech given sixty years ago tomorrow led me to make a new years resolution: do something for others on a daily basis, even if its just calling an elderly relative or picking up a piece of litter off the

 
Hakkurei

Somehow the Chris campaign took even longer, does the game save up your death times or something? I was expecting a little less, maybe letting the game run paused on the inventory with the PS3 Start Menu doesnt really pause it, that or deaths, for su

 
Lynx Amali

overDress is apparently releasing $4 USD trial Thats cheap as

 
Kevin Mersereau

#confessiontoid The Actual Charlton Heston is apparently not the actual Charlton

 
 

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