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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 




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Guess Im playing Ace Combat HOTAS configured, and now the

 
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friend asked me to draw this tried bubble tea, wonder what it tastes

 
Pizza in a Tangle

FYI: Children of Morta has a limited time free demo up on steam right now!

 
NeoTurbo

Having a sick day with it also raining Since I beat Xenoblade Chronicles 2 yesterday, decided to keep the jrpg train Jumping back into my file on World of Final Time to climb that crystal tower!

 
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Apricot-pistachio tart from my favorite bakery! Food is, uh, pretty

 
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Decided to spend an hour or two monday night just readin microbiology news, a new micro book I started after finishing me phage book and listened to Deus Ex MDs Lovely, and its making me look forward to fall all the

 
Startyde

Each second that passes between now and the FFVIII HD release hits like a I kannot If I kould kompress time, I The best era of Square JRPGs will live

 
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Squenixs ethics department (seriously) advised devs to restrict Tifas chest

 
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@Chris Carter Not sure if you or someone else at Destructoid could find the time to review Dragon Hearts Vanir for the But if you did Id appreciate it! The game doesnt seem to be getting many reviews so

 
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I just got catcalled walking down the Guess the new haircut is working for Go me!

 
 

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