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The Future's Future was cancelled at today's Devolver Direct

The Future's Future is fucking ghost.During today's Devolver Direct presentation, PR Queen Nina Struthers regained control of the universe as we know it, throwing off the shackles of marketing madwoman "Linda" and finally putting an end to ...

 
 
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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 




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Rain on Your Parade"Suck it, Streisand!"

 

Disco Elysium: The Final Cut"A spoiler-free look at the beloved RPG's new content"

 

Spacebase Startopia"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

 

Fantasian (Part 1)"Diorama-rama"

 

Record of Lodoss War-Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth-"It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then"

 

Oddworld: Soulstorm"Hello, again"

 

Outriders"Raynor's Raiders, roll out"

 

Evil Genius 2: World Domination"Supervillain seizes East Coast"

 

Balan Wonderworld"More costume changes than a Lady Gaga concert"

 

Genesis Noir"Love and loss at the edge of the universe"

 
 
 

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Chris Moyse

Mail day for A new PS5 game? A criterion Blu Ray? A Japanese import?

 
TheBlondeBass

Heck yeah! Got my new PC in the mail today, right in time for NieR Remake and Guilty Gear Strive :)

 
RiffRaff

Noticed Jenny LeClue is dirt cheap on the eShop (€4) so I snagged it because Dtoids best speller said it was pretty Also grabbed Valient Hearts for Not a bad Pic

 
The InFamous TMF

Got my first dose of Maderna My arm feels like im being pinched by an annoying child but nothing to be afraid of!

 
Seymour

So, this guy was giving off heavy right-wing conspiracy nutter energy after having seen two separate comments of his accuse people of being Check his history and, boom, Breitbart Im the motherfucking House MD of Disqus

 
Slimybear245

Random I guess but give me some good recentish game reccomendations that are between Birthday is the 23rd of this month and my older sister wants me to get me a Have way too much art/hobby stuff already so I am thinking of a game

 
Rabite

967 games/DLC/etc downloadable on my new this is gonna take a Nocturne/DDS 1&2/Tales of Graces/Tales of Xillia 2 (unsure about 1)/Tokyo Jungle/etc make it look like I dont have a lot of full games to buy, just

 
Parismio

Listen Real Having kids is a feature, not a requirement of living a full Its perfectly valid to not want Dont listen to people who say youll change your mind I If you want em, youll want When you say

 
Kerrik52

I dont know whats better, the editing, or the writing thats so on-point that it sounds Metal Gear is so silly, I wish some other series would take up the mantle from its withered

 
 

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