dark        
 
 

#Satire


 photo

The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 from  flixist
 photo

How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
 from  our Community Blogs
 
 photo

EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
 photo

Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
 photo

Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 photo

Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
 from  flixist
 photo

Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 photo

Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
 photo

$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 




Got news?  [email protected]

         

Reviews   filter by...

Age of Wonders: Planetfall"Aiming for the moon, landing among the stars"

 

Witcheye"I spy with my little eye"

 

RAD"For once, truth in advertising"

 

Dicey Dungeons"Can Terry Cavanagh do no wrong?"

 

Ion Fury"Bombshell's redemption"

 

The Blackout Club"An endearing mess"

 

Omega Labyrinth Life"Pushing the envelope...with your breasts"

 

Metal Wolf Chaos XD"Are you a bad enough dude to be the president"

 

Forager"Time keeps on slippin'"

 
 
 

Community Blogs | expand

 

Quickposts expand | +quickpost

Fuzunga

What if Sony let this Spider-Man thing get blown out of proportion to get people riled up so Disney would give them a better deal?

 
Pixie The Fairy

The reviews are My Hollow Knight Scarabs Grotto tee has a 100% approval rating from co-workers, friends, gaming strangers, family and even people who dont know what it is and just think its

 
Pixie The Fairy

The reviews are My Hollow Knight Scarabs Grotto tee has a 100% approval rating from co-workers, friends, gaming strangers, family and even people who dont know what it is and just think its

 
bong264

I wish that 360/ps3 indiana jones game came to fruition :T

 
RolanberryPrins

Pineapple Rum + Cola = not that bad Not as good as Pineapple Rum + Sprite or the God Tier Spiced Rum + Jupina but itll do in a Now to decide what game to

 
TheLimoMaker

It still hasnt been confirmed yet so whatevs

 
Flanx

Hey man, if it means Spider-Man gets to be Spider-Man and not Iron Man Jr like he is now, Im all cool with mum and dad breaking

 
sp testure

Its my Friday, the only thing that stands between me and three days of pure sweet gaming is a 9 hour TIME TO G-FUEL UP!!

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!!!!

 
Tohsaka

AMA time or an excuse to post more images of Whatever floats your

 
 

Upcoming

More Previews
 

Destructoid Originals

More Originals
 
 
 
NEXT