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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 




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Shes here!

 
taterchimp

Was missing a do nothing game on the Switch, for watching twitch/Youtube Binding Of Isaac was on sale, and man, that sure is still a After other roguelikes, this one seems

 
AtomicBanana

Tonight my Diablo lore kick continues with a game I like to call: Will my MacBook Pro run Reaper of Souls? Comment below with how you feel about people using Macs to play computer Or to tell me what class to

 
dephoenix

Taking a break from games for a bit to catch up on my other Read the first volume of Tomo-chan is a Loved it! Full thoughts in the comments for those

 
Electric Reaper

Magical Girl Monday

 
Silver-twoso

Im still worried about their food

 
Shoggoth2588

Yay! Im part of the problem!! This took me about an Ill bump it when its colored and Ill probably bump it again when I do the follow up image like the horrible garbage man I #monstergirlmonday ??

 
TysonOfTime

No lie, this is pretty damn

 
Seymour

Check out this bombass Def Leppard-themed jacket I got yesterday!

 
Soulbow

Ok sure, Bowsette is the new cool bandwagon to jump But have you seen how thicc IQ is?

 
 

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