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The Future's Future was cancelled at today's Devolver Direct

The Future's Future is fucking ghost.During today's Devolver Direct presentation, PR Queen Nina Struthers regained control of the universe as we know it, throwing off the shackles of marketing madwoman "Linda" and finally putting an end to ...

 
 
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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 




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Hotshot Racing"3... 2... 1... GO!"

 

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim"Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping"

 

Super Punch Patrol"I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you right here"

 

Death and Taxes"In this world nothing can be said to be certain..."

 

Hades"Thank you, sir, may I have another?"

 

Super Mario 3D All-Stars"Lets-a-go back in time"

 

Spelunky 2"Time to go back in the cave"

 

The Outer Worlds: Peril on Gorgon"Don't forget to bring your detective pipe"

 

Paradise Killer"Is that a truth or a fact?"

 
 
 

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Parismio

Happy birthday Inquisitive Ravenclaw! I hope you enjoy that big in Japan sale!

 
ScionVyse

Ayy my copy of Mario All-stars came in earlier than I expected, but Im not going to play it until my next videos script is So I guess thatll just sit on my desk and taunt me until I stop

 
DreezyOfficial4

Hey you sexy bastards, Ill be doing a little Super Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy on the Destructoid Twitch stream Come and join me re living the days where my biggest concern was I hope my older brother isnt over with his friends on the 64!!

 
Tricerapops

WTF, BRO? XBOCK NAMING AINT CONFUSING! Pretty interesting that soooo many people bought an XBOX One X on the day preorders went live for the Series Link in

 
Gajknight

Happy birthday Ravenclaw, you the real Picture related:

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

If you have Switch Online, Disgaea 5 Complete has a free trial for the next 6 days! Its also on sale there for $20:

 
TheLimoMaker

Happy birthday Ravenclaw my Hope you have a swell day and get spoiled like your beautiful soul deserves

 
taterchimp

Some will fall in love with life and drink it like a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

 
AtomicBanana

Happy birthday Inquisitive This is the only way I know how to honor

 
Occams

Happy birthday to one of the sweetest folks around here who consistently makes me Inquisitive Ravenclaw, I hope you have a wonderful birthday

 
 

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