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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 




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A manager at my job wants to buy her 9 year old grandson a Nintendo Hes not really a Best games to start the lad off with? Give me your opinion!

 
ScionVyse

Hey, Ive got a new video review out, this time on The Pedestrian! Have a look if you want to! Ill be posting this in the blogs section as well, so I probably wont be bumping this post at

 
RenaudB90

4 hours left until the weekend I wonder how much of that time I can spend on the

 
CaimDark Reloaded

500 deaths in Stupid Ori and the Stupid Im probably close to the end, trying to escape the fire temple after freeing the fire Worst part is, when you die in this sequence, you have to do the whole damn thing

 
Nathan D

FRIDAY

 
Retrofraction

I have too much fun with these mini sized models

 
Flegma

If the main quest of an open-world RPG today had the sole purpose of the PC becoming enlightened in all virtues, would that be considered too constrained?

 
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The US Military named one of their new tanks Baby Imagine being a terrorist and getting blown up by a tank called Baby Your 72 virgins would totally make fun of

 
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