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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 




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Holy shit I had no idea that Deception IV was on Ladyface is going to squee with Her birthday is coming up, and that will do

 
Seymour

So, sodapoppins a POS who told chat to go bully someone that said something even slightly Also, called people retards, told somebody Yeah, no shit, ya This is someone who had 26,000 people watching, mind

 
Riff Raff

Baba is You is the Sekiro of puzzle games :P

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Its a LONG story that Ill explain later, but I more or less have my new bed After tying up some loose ends, my next step is to get a cheap TV that doesnt weigh more than I Any recommendations?

 
Tohsaka

Im surprised this isnt CollegeHumor putting together an official movie or

 
medicamecanica

Gameplay premiere of ys 9 in a couple hours and maybe announcement of a new trails game!

 
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Fucked up, hanging out with some friends, smoking coffee hookah draanking bourbon Happy Saturday yall ;)

 
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What do you call a neighborhood where several authors live? A writers #Beertoid

 
taterchimp

I beat Sunset If you like Spiderman, JSRF, Ratchet & Clank, Borderlands, Scott Pilgrim, Deadpool, constant media references, and just having fun, I recommend it

 
Shut Up Ace

People are complaining that the new Final Fantasy job, Dancer, isnt a Im just happy we have another ranged

 
 

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