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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 




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#arbitrarymetal This album has some of the most touching lyrics Ive This is mostly instrumental, but still just raw and

 
Nathan D

So apparently the closest theater to me that is going to be showing The Lighthouse is an hour and a half #Spooktober

 
Spooky RiffRaff

Mmmmmmmm, wall

 
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I dont carry cash Is the greatest thing you can say to a It makes them go away every Plus if youre a dick like me you can follow it up with so I cant help you even if I wanted

 
Dere

Created a new character in Bloodborne to try and join the Return to Yharnum About 5 minutes in I realized any skills/interest I had in Souls games has apparently been transferred to wanking it

 
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Hollow Knight Voidheart Edition is on sale for $9 until Not bad!

 
Voltaic Owl

Created a new character in Bloodborne to try and join the Return to Yharnam About 5 minutes in, I realized that any skills/interest I had in Souls games has apparently been transferred wholesale to Monster

 
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I can never speak highly enough of They got a new record out soon and this is the lead I fucking love If youre a fan of Blind Guardian, Opeth, and folk metal you owe it to yourself to check these guys #ArbitraryMetalTuesday

 
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#arbitrarymetaltuesday here, have the song thats been repeating in my head for the past few Fuckin hell Iron Maidens a great

 
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#Spooktober #Woketober

 
 

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