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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 




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God of War (PS4)"Atreus is my son"

 

I Feel Pretty"Pretty dated"

 

Oddmar"Get high on mushrooms"

 

Ghost Stories"Booooooo (the disapproving kind, not the scary kind)"

 

Blumhouse's Truth or Dare"Truth: this movie sucks"

 

Rampage"Needs more rampaging"

 

Super Daryl Deluxe"This is a weird one"

 

Metropolis: Lux Obscura"Punks, Dames and Match 3 Games"

 
 
 

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Electric Reaper

The fuck is it with country people and shovels as a murder weapon? Theyre not very The force is displaced over a wide area, the shovel head can get bent and reduce its effectiveness, and the long handle means more energy will be

 
JcDent

NASA engineers: not the best grog milsim designers!

 
Czar Kazem

qtoid I got pretty drunk pretty fast

 
Plissken

OMG the first big encounter in God of War is serious shit!!!! But I cant speak about it to not spoil the thing to anybody aaarrrrggggg

 
Rico the Penguin

God of War is super I like it so much that I think I probably wont stream the Ill leave the first stream as impressions and grind the rest out over the So much about this thing just blows me

 
Colonial bong264

Can we ban steve blum and troy baker from video game voice acting? At least for ten years before they come back to voice entire casts of characters :P

 
Marcel Hoang

I’m feeling emotionally down after sending out another round of job applications after passing a decade of How about sharing your stories of your jobs and careers to give me perspective or even

 
Dwavenhobble

God of War prediction / possible spoiler in the comments

 
TricksterX

Lets get

 
Shoggoth2588

I doodled at Applebees because doodling is fun

 
 

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