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Happy 11th Birthday, Destructoid Community!

Is Destructoid really eleven years old? Yee*.  *I apologize if that came off as anti-Cretaceous. I'd like to thank my momma, Jordan, Chris, Brett, Steven, Zack, Stephen, Holmes, Darren, Jed, Alissa, Caitlin, Josh, Matthew, Peter,...

 
 
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[Dtoid community blogger Pixielated shares some thoughts on the meaning of STFUAJPG. What does it mean to you? --Mr Andy Dixon] I've been hanging out here for a year now. Yep, I joined Dtoid the day the world was supposed to end. December 2...

 
 
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Writer: It's 'dumb' to talk about gaming's 'Citizen Kane'

Most of us already know that the "Citizen Kane of gaming" is a stupid concept, for a variety of reasons. We've made intense fun of it ourselves in the past. Nevertheless, it always gladdens the see someone in the industry echo our sentiment...

 
 
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London GamingCon announced

With rumors of PAX UK flying around over the last few days, it is great news to announce that another UK-based gaming convention will be taking place. London GamingCon will be happening in Holloway Road, London, November 26th and 27th. ...

 
 
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The Jimquisition: Postlethwaite + Obama + Videogames

I've been known to defend my craft from the trendy critics of so-called game journalism, but that doesn't mean we writers are not above reproach. In fact, there's a certain little tactic that I am yet to find a reasonable, justifiable, bel...

 
 
 
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Monday Mind Teasers: Worm Food (Hell yeah! Tremors game!)

Reasons why you should play this game: You play as a Tremor grabboid creature.  Tremors is probably the best monster movie ever made. Playing as a Tremor is basically Tony Hawk meets Echo meets Black & White. You get to terrorize ...

 
 
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Former DICE CEO says the Wii is a virus

Fredrik Liliegrin is the former CEO and co-founder of DICE and is now running a gaming company called Antic Entertainment. As such we should take his opinion on things very seriously and get really angry when he says things. Here's the thin...

 
 
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Videogame 'fans' need to shut up about everything

[Editor's Note: We're not just a (rad) news site -- we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware that it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our moms rais...

 
 
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Newsflash: 3D Dot Game Heroes is not just a Zelda rip-off

You know what I'm sick of? The idiots who are writing off From Software's 3D Dot Game Heroes because they have no concept of irony and can only see a "Zelda rip-off." These people are stupid and can't see an inch in front of their...

 
 
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Adam Sessler weighs in on the Left 4 Dead 2 whiners

First off, thanks to Adam Sessler for giving us props in regards to dropping the rumortoid bomb that Left 4 Dead 2 was going to be announced at E3. Funny how almost no one believed us. Everyone must have thought we were crazy. So crazy. Any...

 
 
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Left 4 Dead 2 protest group is over 13,000 strong

Yesterday, I wrote a post tackling those who were bawling their eyes out over Left 4 Dead 2. It looks like, however, I may be taking on an entire army, since a Left 4 Dead 2 protest group has formed and it consists of 13,011 whiny crybabies...

 
 
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11-year-old 'genius' hates videogames

Moshe Kai Cavalin, an 11-year-old graduate from East Los Angeles College, is one smart little kid. However, he has proven that pure intelligence is no substitute for sense and taste, claiming that he doesn't like videogames as they are a wa...

 
 
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Fallout 3 rewards you for 'pulverizing women', claims critic

God-fearing Web site Every Day Christian has today published a handy little guide for idiotic parents, giving family-focused videogame critic Bob Waliszewski's thumbs-up and thumbs-down on a variety of videogames. Now parents will be able t...

 
 
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Animal loving students attack Call of Duty's dog killing

A bunch of Massachusetts high school students -- obviously idealists, too young to be dragged down by cynicism and misanthropy, bless 'em -- have attacked the Call of Duty franchise. Somewhat late to the party, the animal lovers object to k...

 
 
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Mom turns kid's Xbox off, gets taco thrown in face

This is the best story you'll read all day, guaranteed. A young man from Deltona is currently sitting in jail after assaulting his mother with a taco. According to reports, 54-year-old Dena Moir turned her 19-year-old son's Xbox 360 off, an...

 
 
 
 
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Student's Atheism game does more harm than good

History and common sense teach us all a valuable lesson in dealing with people whose religious beliefs don't parallel your own: violence is only acceptable if you're willing and able to decimate the opposition. It appears that a University ...

 
 
 
 
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ESRB gets a 'you suck' out of ten from former employee

The Entertainment Software Ratings Board -- known to you and I as the ESRB -- has come under fire from one its own ex-employees, who has provided a little rating of his own regarding the company's practices. Jerry Bonner worked as a full-ti...

 
 
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G4TV chooses their new Gamer Girl nominees (update)

[Editor's note - A contact at G4 confirmed that the top ten shown above are actually being submitted as nominees to be a new G4 host. Winning this contest does not guarantee that the winner actually gets a job at G4, so it looks like all te...

 
 
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The myth of casual gaming

"Casual gaming" is a term that has crept into the games industry and taken root with a rapid speed over the past year or so. The so-called casual gamer, a fantastical creature that will yield millions of enchanted dollars and magi...

 
 
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Developers should market to women?

We've all heard the legends, the hushed whispers emanating from herds of awestruck, greased con-goers, and the awe-inspiring tales of heroism at the hands of a mythic creature: the girl gamer. And while my feigned shock and awe simply serve...

 
 




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This kind of slipped under my Releasing on December 5th, just in time for the for discount members like Prime and Gamers Club) isnt a horrible price, but it is still $10 bucks too much I

 
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#ThiccThursday New co-worker is a thicc Those below, not my Also I can look but not touch because I love my I can still fap

 
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I had Skittles and coffee for breakfast It’ll be a good

 
Rudorlf

After 10 years of absence from filmmaking, and the commercial failure of the last film, Angie22 is stoked to continue the original Waifuween saga without the involvement of Synopsis and heavy GIFs (Warning for mobile data users!) in the

 
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Aww yeah! A day off finally!! Time too play games till my eyes How have you guys been?

 
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Pyro is getting a fucking Jetpack?!

 
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Briton Boys II: back to the chip

 
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Bracing British climate

 
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Fuck nazis, pic unrelated

 
Serethyn

Jesus Roosevelt Christ, I think Valkyria Revolution beats MGS4 in terms of cutscene I just counted 12 - TWELVE - cutscenes in a row without any gameplay in This is just I’m glad most devs have more

 
 

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