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Well, at least I didn't try to redeem a code as my Gamertag

When I first signed up for a PlayStation Network account many moons ago, I was dismayed to find my desired username was unavailable. Heartbroken and frustrated about not being able to go by the moniker xXxNoScopeXxX, I created a handle I kn...

 
 
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Psssh! What is this? Smash Bros.?

[Header by Elemental-Aura] Despite Allistair Pinsof's well-reasoned arguments against PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale's being a Smash Bros. clone, it's just so damn blatant! I mean, just look at it! LOOK AT IT! How can it be any more ob...

 
 
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No kidding! Princess Peach is vapid and easy

This is not reflective of actual female behavior. Oh wait... Let me be serious for a minute and say that I totally respect women. This is all kicks and giggles at the expense of a fictional character. Neither I nor the video makers of Dr. ...

 
 
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Skyrim be makin' mad cheese... literally

Ten million copies of Skyrim have been shipped. How many millions of dollars is that? What would someone even do with all that cheddar? ... Oh. Okay. Skyrim : 2500 Cheese wheels rolling off a mountain. [YouTube]

 
 
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Frank West and Strider spotted in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3?

I'm so far from being convinced that this pic is legit. If you're going to leak unreleased content for a game, why would you ever leak just one pic, and why would that pic be of just the upper part of the screen? Why not shoot video, like t...

 
 
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Settle down, crazy people: Red 5's MMO is still on

Red 5 Studios, which is probably more known for being home to a number of ex-Blizzard folks than anything else, is working on a mysterious MMO of some fashion. No, they aren't ready to talk specifics yet, but they do want to reassure us the...

 
 
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2D indie masterpiece Noitu Love 2 coming to WiiWare

Slowly-but-surely, all my favorite indie games are making their way to home consoles. Cave Story is already out WiiWare, Spelunky is coming to XBLA, Super Meat Boy is coming to both XBLA and WiiWare, And Yet it Moves is coming to WiiWare, ...

 
 
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How royalty games: Queen of England given a gold Wii

You know, I might write about games for a living, but no one has ever brought me a fancy console as a gift. That is an honor most likely reserved for celebrities and other such non-commoners, such as the Queen of England, who recently recie...

 
 
 
 
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Dtoid = Greatest community ever

Look I drink...and from time to time I write things on the side of cars. These pictures are not the work of a drunken Greybush, but that of a loyal Dtoider named bobafettm. He single-handedly brought three of my favorite thin...

 
 
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New Witcher pictures & swag contest

Five new images of Atari's upcoming The Witcher were released today along with a swag contest for some gothic shirts sure to irriate your grandmother. The fantasy  Action-RPG is scheduled for a third quarter release this year on ...

 
 
 
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Mark Ecko teams up with Prey dev to bring the bling

If you were one of the few that actually enjoyed Marc Ecko's Getting Up (yes, I'm one of the few), then you may be pleased to know that the hip-hop fashion icon has just inked a deal with Prey developer Human Head Studios to bring a...

 
 
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Emulate a PS2 with a PC: slow but works

News surfaced on Digg that the highly compatible PlayStation 2 emulator PCSX2 has been updated and appears to support most of the popular games. The benchmarks are what you would expect -- 12-20 FPS with mixed results on CG movies. We did s...

 
 
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Have a New Year's gaming resolution?

Seeing as how New Year's Eve is about to kick off for most of us, it's time that maybe we make some gaming resolutions that will carry us into the new year. Sure, we could make a regular resolution about losing weight or to stop pay...

 
 
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The King is all bout dat paper, son

In a blow to quality in just about everything, the Burger King games (as a whole) have officially gone double platinum -- meaning they've sold over 2 million copies combined. Released just a month ago, these promotional titles have spa...

 
 
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This nerd's gaming setup is better than yours

Got nerd envy? If so, this will drive you nuts. Forget modding consoles, this guy modded the whole damn cabinet. WHAT A LOSER!!! Just kidding, I'm just extremely jealous. So, don't mind me. Check out what this dude did. Impressive h...

 
 
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Destructoid cousin in Pulp Fiction

Dtoid's African American brotha stars in this portrayal of Vincent and Jules in the famous "Royale with cheese" scene from Pulp Fiction. As noted by the short film's director, this illustrates conclusively the lack of need...

 
 




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