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How not to get me to wear your videogame promo shirts

Long has this industry been known for the copious amounts of swag made available for press and enthusiasts alike. Much of it is neat fan service -- an action figure, a limited-edition poster, a letter opener made to look like weapon -- but ...

 
 
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Sundays with Sagat: Uncharted 2

If people weren't all that happy with Sagat's thoughts on Super Mario 64, I can only imagine how they'll react to his take on Uncharted 2. Personally, I don't think that Uncharted 2 is that bad. It certainly isn't the only game to do the s...

 
 
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Sundays with Sagat: The Hardcore/Comedy conundrum

  [Sundays with Sagat is a video series where a man named Sagat talks to you about videogames. This is serious business.] In this week's video diary, Sagat takes on the "hardcore games don't sell on the Wii" misconception, and the ...

 
 
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Sundays with Sagat: Mario 64 vs. Mario Galaxy

[Sundays with Sagat is a video series where a man named Sagat talks to you about videogames. This is serious business.] This week's episode started off really good. Sagat went on a tear about how each Mario game has a counterpart in the ...

 
 
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Sundays with Sagat: What's a videogame for?

[Sundays with Sagat is a video series where a man named Sagat talks to you about videogames. This is serious business.] Welcome to the premiere episode of Sundays with Sagat, a new Destructoid-exclusive video series. This week, Sagat takes...

 
 
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STOP RELEASING NEW F*CKING HANDHELDS!

My fellow Americans, we find ourselves under attack. Not from terrorists. Not from communists. Not even from flesh eating viruses that turn our lungs into a lumpy red paste. We face a fresh onslaught, on an incalculable and pandemic scale. ...

 
 
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The hidden truth behind game reviews

[Editor's Note: We're not just a (rad) news site -- we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware that it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our mom...

 
 
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Why Heavy Rain proves Ebert right

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10 tips and tricks for 3rd parties working on Wii games

By December 8, 2006, Nintendo had launched the Wii in the United States, Japan, and Europe. The console effectively ignored or destroyed every notion of what a new videogame console should be. "Progress" in the videogame world has long been...

 
 
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GTA IV isn't helping anime with Princess Robot Bubblegum

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German group's 'game burning' protest was a huge failure

Last week, we told you about the German group attempting a modern-day book burning by having people bring in their violent videogames and toss them into the garbage. The Action Alliance believes that videogames are the root of all violent a...

 
 
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'Immersion' is a nonsense buzzword

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Mortal Kombat 2: Completely offensive

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Addendum: Nintendo of America needs to STFU... AJPG

Sunday before last, Jim rocked the internet with a post called "Nintendo of America needs to STFU." After reading it, I was immediately hit with the urge to follow it with my own thoughts (and it looks like I'm not alone on that, ...

 
 
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Stop making sense: A tribute to videogame gibberish

Here's something that a lot of people don't get: videogames shouldn't always talk. There is a variety of reasons for this, but I'll just touch on a few. For one, videogame characters are most often made out of hand-drawn sprites and/or poly...

 
 
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Opinion: Not talking about Final Fantasy XIV

There's been a lot of news swimming around concerning Final Fantasy XIV, the MMO successor to Final Fantasy XI that was announced at E3. This is news I've looked at, but have absolutely zero intention of talking about. I'm not going to ment...

 
 
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Jaffe Rant: shut the f*ck up, Anthony

It's a surprising thing to post a ranting video one morning and then find your inbox flooded with emails (in this case, six emails constitutes a "flood") a few hours later. It's even more surprising to find that several of those e...

 
 
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Rev Rant: Character Empathy

What makes a virtual character sympathetic?Probably a thousand things, actually, but I chose to only focus on one or two in this week's Rev Rant.  And one of those things involves Jack Bauer, for some reason. I also decided to wear a ...

 
 
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Five ways that RE5: Wii Edition could justify its existence

Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop, Capcom's first attempt at remaking a HD game on the Wii, was butchered by the gaming press before it was even released. To take a game that has already established a sizable fan-base amongst the "hardco...

 
 
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Why putting co-op in BioShock 2 is a positively terrible idea

All the way back when the original BioShock was selling at retail, the murmurs of the lack of co-op were already surfacing. Not a surprise, considering the current trend to pack co-op play into absolutely everything. I'm not personally agai...

 
 




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TriPLYMOUTHroK

I run into a lot of people who trust YouTubers and influencers more than they do the traditional media I understand that, but check it out: guess who EA flew in to test Battlefront 2s systems before launch? Where were your buddies then?

 
LoneMak

Quack FOO! `)

 
GoofierBrute

Oh no, the site is going down soon! Quick I better shit post before its too late! Friends sucks and Waluigi is a terrible character!

 
On Air Feast

Has anyone noticed audio problems on doom for switch? I’m getting a loud buzz every now and then and sometimes the audio drops to an inaudible level and will only be restored after a

 
Pixie The Fairy

Ajit Pai should have his shoes stolen and every inch of his home covered with And fire And

 
Papa Niero

What Kevin said! Over the next week were upgrading parts of the site to handle more Well be offline for an hour See you later tonight!

 
Rudorlf

Welp, as the harassment allegations controversy continues, even the head of Pixar John Lasseter was accused of being Link in comments to those

 
Kevin Mersereau

Just a heads The site is going to be down for a bit tonight for Get your shitposting in while you can!

 
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My always #WaifuToid (NSFL)

 
 

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