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The 3DS eShop, or why Nintendo has no f*cking clue

I am an idiot. Some of you are reading this now and your first thought is, "He finally admits it!" However, I have a specific reason for this self-deprecating opener. There was some part of me -- some naive, doe-eyed, expectant part of me -...

 
 
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Valve 'fans' whine and cry about Portal 2 like idiots

Portal 2 launched yesterday in a whirlwind of critical acclaim, but if you believe some of the fans out there, this game is the worst thing since anthrax was invented. An army of bitter little fanboys has attacked the game via Metacritic's ...

 
 
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Very few games are M-rated, but they take all the glory

The Entertainment Software Rating Board has just posted the ratings breakdown of games published in 2010. As you can see in the chart above, a little more than half of all games received the all-ages rating, while games rated E10+ and teen ...

 
 
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Screw home consoles, time to go 100% portable

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And you wonder why developers 'hate' PC gamers ...

Crysis 2 is released on March 22, but if you've got a little time and even less scruples, you can play it right now. With almost depressing inevitability, an entire developer build of the game has been leaked online, allowing PC gamers earl...

 
 
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THE WII HAS FAILED THIS HOLIDAY SEASON OH MY GOD!

Dear fellow writers of videogame things, The whole "Wii has failed this year" and "Is the Wii in trouble?" stuff has to stop, because you are sounding incredibly stupid and making us all look terrible. The Wii, in case you didn't know (whic...

 
 
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Valkyria Chronicles II is better, even if it's on the PSP

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Spy Party dev doesn't trust the press, sounds wounded

Hey, remember Spy Party? The game has been around for a while, but it really made a splash at PAX 10. I got a chance to check the game out myself, and while it was fun, I kept thinking "this is the game by the guy that called the Wii a piec...

 
 
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Dtoid (the show): Thanksgiving! Sales! GRATITUDE!

Hey! We did a Thanksgiving episode! Tara got dressed up in traditional Native American garb, and she looks amazing. Me? I look sort of like Nicolas Cage from The Sorcerer's Apprentice. I guess it could have been worse. They could have dres...

 
 
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Gran Turismo 5 has 50 minute install, can do while played

Attention to everyone that likes to bitch, including those that won't even play this game: Word is that Gran Turismo 5 takes 50 minutes to install, and up to 10 GB of hard disk space. CVG linked us to a forum post where one guy that apparen...

 
 
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How not to get me to wear your videogame promo shirts

Long has this industry been known for the copious amounts of swag made available for press and enthusiasts alike. Much of it is neat fan service -- an action figure, a limited-edition poster, a letter opener made to look like weapon -- but ...

 
 
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Sundays with Sagat: Uncharted 2

If people weren't all that happy with Sagat's thoughts on Super Mario 64, I can only imagine how they'll react to his take on Uncharted 2. Personally, I don't think that Uncharted 2 is that bad. It certainly isn't the only game to do the s...

 
 
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Sundays with Sagat: The Hardcore/Comedy conundrum

  [Sundays with Sagat is a video series where a man named Sagat talks to you about videogames. This is serious business.] In this week's video diary, Sagat takes on the "hardcore games don't sell on the Wii" misconception, and the ...

 
 
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Sundays with Sagat: Mario 64 vs. Mario Galaxy

[Sundays with Sagat is a video series where a man named Sagat talks to you about videogames. This is serious business.] This week's episode started off really good. Sagat went on a tear about how each Mario game has a counterpart in the ...

 
 
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Sundays with Sagat: What's a videogame for?

[Sundays with Sagat is a video series where a man named Sagat talks to you about videogames. This is serious business.] Welcome to the premiere episode of Sundays with Sagat, a new Destructoid-exclusive video series. This week, Sagat takes...

 
 
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STOP RELEASING NEW F*CKING HANDHELDS!

My fellow Americans, we find ourselves under attack. Not from terrorists. Not from communists. Not even from flesh eating viruses that turn our lungs into a lumpy red paste. We face a fresh onslaught, on an incalculable and pandemic scale. ...

 
 
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The hidden truth behind game reviews

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Why Heavy Rain proves Ebert right

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10 tips and tricks for 3rd parties working on Wii games

By December 8, 2006, Nintendo had launched the Wii in the United States, Japan, and Europe. The console effectively ignored or destroyed every notion of what a new videogame console should be. "Progress" in the videogame world has long been...

 
 
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GTA IV isn't helping anime with Princess Robot Bubblegum

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German group's 'game burning' protest was a huge failure

Last week, we told you about the German group attempting a modern-day book burning by having people bring in their violent videogames and toss them into the garbage. The Action Alliance believes that videogames are the root of all violent a...

 
 
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'Immersion' is a nonsense buzzword

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The lighting at EGX is *awful*, an all-or-nothing clash of straight-up pitch black, and eye-searing full-beam Its making photos real tough, but hopefully Ill have some alright shots to stick up after

 
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I dont know why, but within the last year or two I have become obsessed with getting Platinum trophies on my I just went through and got the Platinum for Uncharted 1-3, Lost Legacy, and now Im working on it for Uncharted

 
Deadgar64

DB Fighter Z looks Though, I hope they keep some of the characters a Like, I long for the days of getting a game and freaking out about a secret character that I didnt know was in

 
Jetfandam

So will we see Labrys (P4:Arena), Sho(P4: Arena Ultimax) and the female main character of P3P ever again or are they locked in the basement together with the cast of P1 and P2?

 
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#OSTatWork I have only played Suikoden I hear the second game is the best, but if anything Suikoden 1 has a better

 
lordxmugen

Am I the only thinking Super Mario Odyssey just looks a little dead compared to Galaxy and even Sunshine? Like every time theyve shown it off the levels just looked like big obstacle courses with a bunch of Bills and platforms and nothing Why?

 
Robosquid

Finally picked up Samus returns, Loving it so far, I love how the melee counter isnt some frame perfect shit you have to However this game is reminding me how phenomenal bad I am at metroid

 
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