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The Escapists 2 tunnels out in late August

The Escapists 2 doesn't have time to wait for a parole hearing. It's bustin' out of this joint soon, blowin' this popsicle stand. Live free or die trying. On August 22, prison escape simulator The Escapists 2 releases on PC, PS4,...

 
 
 
 
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Prison Architect is going to full release this October

Prison Architect is bloody brilliant, and it isn’t even done yet. It’s a Tycoon-style management sim with a firmly tongue-in-cheek sense of humour, and it’s been in early access for almost three whole years now. Since 201...

 
 
 
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Google buys Twitch for a billion bucks

Nintendo may think watching Twitch streams is not fun, but a lot of people disagree. Twitch has 50 million active users per month. That's more than the population of California. That's more than 20 times the amount of people the United Stat...

 
 
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Prison Architect update improves performance and mods

Prison Architect was one of the first games to appear on Steam's Early Access category and I think it's the game that's been best suited for the service. There's been a steady stream of updates since April and Alpha 15 is one of the best s...

 
 
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Prison Architect update kicks off with a sale

The latest Prison Architect update sees some significant additions infiltrating your lovely prisons. Alpha 13 gives prisoners the ability to dig tunnels, giving guards more things to worry about. Introversion's Mark Morris explains that it'...

 
 
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Prison Architect finds a new jail cell in Steam

Valve's Early Access section on Steam is something the platform has desperately needed for some time. Previously, games which were ostensibly in beta or alpha (like the completely unfinished Towns) made their way onto Steam under the g...

 
 
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Prison Architect leaves me a broken, guilty man

I've been designing some prisons recently. Well, I can scratch another item of my list of sentences I never expected to utter. I've been running them, too. Actually, facilitating the running of them, more often than not. I suspect that actu...

 
 
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Arma devs freed on bail after 130 days in prison

After spending 130 in a Greek prison, Bohemia Interactive developers Martin Pezlar and Ivan Buchta have been released on a €5000/$6,672/£4160 bail. The charges against artist Pezlar and creative director Buchta still stand, howev...

 
 
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Public Access Destructoid: What games do porn stars play?

Since the induction of the Internet, I, like most of the planet, have used it for porn. Things have since changed and people use the Internet for gaming. Anyway, that's related enough, so I figured I'd visit some porn stars. I know porn st...

 
 
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Woman bought Live Vision camera for boy, offered 'free show'

The human penis is well-known to be instinctively drawn to Xbox Live Vision cameras, as anyone who has spent enough time (an hour or so) playing Uno can tell you. With that idea in mind, a recently convicted Ohio woman purchased one for her...

 
 
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Government denies prisoners have ever had PS3s

A few days ago we railed at Rye Hill Prison after it was reported that its inmates had somehow been given access to PlayStation 3 systems and were using them to communicate with the outside world. The government has since denied this ever h...

 
 
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Prisoners using PS3 Wi-Fi to chat to friends

We've written about the stupidity of the British prison service and its insistence on letting inmates have the latest videogames before, but this about takes the cake. PS3s were already supposed to be banned due to a prisoner's potential to...

 
 
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Super Mario Galaxy backup edition - I'm telling!

We already heard about ripped copies of Super Mario Galaxy making it onto the 'net, and now some silly person is showing off his Super Mario Galaxy backup running on his consumer Wii. The video maker goes out of his way to show that this c...

 
 
 
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PS3 banned for the UK's inmates. Not banned? Gang anal sodomy

If you woke up this morning jealous of the awesome lives lead by those who have murdered and raped people in the UK, you can feel a little bit better about your lame, unconfined existence as CNet brings word that John Reid, the Home Secret...

 
 


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EricWeichhart

Just noticed how slow I have been posting memes like I aint the sharpest tool in the

 
Czar Kazem

Ive got organized Japanese crime groups on the brain and need movies to watch -- anyone have good yakuza movie recommendations?

 
SrChurros

Curent Status: it took me over 60 hours to realize you can speed up the battles in It not cures completely the boredom Im feeling from the pacing, but it is making the experience definitely more enjoyable/endurable

 
Jiraya

its time to kickass and chew bubblegum im all out of gum

 
SpielerDad

Worked like a dog all day trying to launch a project that was an emergency last night only to be postponed indefinitely by end of day Unlike my companys clients, booze never lets me

 
AdmiralAckbong

Hey guys! My activity here has been sporadic for awhile but I miss dicking around with yall and I wanna catch up Lets catch up in the comments

 
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Just beat Samus Returns and I really liked It was a massive, challenging adventure and the 3D was My only complaint is how many pallet swaped enemies there were but they were all fun to fight so I didn’t mind too

 
iam16bit

Just got done with Valkyria Chronicles and that was one hell of a Im playing the PS3 version and even though its not in 1080p or 60 FPS, its still a gorgeous game to look Next it VC2 but Im going to wait until I finish Silent Hill: Origins

 
bong264

There hasnt been enough (dakka :P) Warhammer posted Some more Warammer should fix that!

 
Silver Luso

I dont know if it rained because I stayed inside faced away from the window all day trying to- well that doesnt wonder if it rained today

 
 

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