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Overcoming Fear: Call of Poopy

[For most people, when asked to overcome a fear their mind typically goes to an instance where they were spooked by something horrifying and sinister. For Kevin, overcoming fear meant to defy social convention and be the man he was meant to...

 
 
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Comments of the Week 11: Never Expires

Welcome back to another installment of the previous week's best comments, or "Comments of the Week," as we like to call it. You all are stuck with me this week! As always, this blog will feature all of Dere's comments, as well as any other ...

 
 
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Review: Gotta Go

Gotta Go is a game about avoiding your fellow employees, strategically farting in a way that they won’t notice, and racing to the nearest bathroom so you don’t crap your pants in front of the whole office. Needless to say, Dire ...

 
 
 
 
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Falling in and out of love with E3

Let's take a few minutes to talk about the most horrible thing that's happened to anyone ever. Like, ever-ever. A snail bit my uncle's wiener off, and even that wasn't as horrible as the worst thing that's ever happened to me. But before I ...

 
 
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Review: Demetrios: The Big Cynical Adventure

There’s something admirable about a single person creating a work of art. Be it a film, a song, a piece of animation, or a video game, you have to respect the vision and work ethic of these individuals who do by themselves what teams ...

 
 
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Giveaway - The Count Lucanor (Steam)

Steam sale? Naw, let's give something away. On deck today is a lovely little gem called: The Count Lucanor. What's it about? Let's go to the blurb from the official site:

 
 
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Ark: Survival Evolved's poop button was a suicide alternative

Dino-themed survival sandbox Ark: Survival Evolved is a bit poop-obsessed, reaching Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain "Do it (Defecate)" heights of in-game feces. And while Ark's poop button is funny and even has resource use in the craf...

 
 
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Farts N Crafts: Duke Nukem's Turdy Dogfight

Following up Friday's debut of "Dumb Idiot Ideas," here's the first episode of another weekly series: "Farts 'N' Crafts." On this show, I draw horrible pictures of things vaguely related to what's going on in the world of video games. Today...

 
 
 
 
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Dump on this: Monster Hunter toilet paper holders

It's official: the Japanese can't even take a sh*t without thinking about Monster Hunter. This October, for a mere 1000 yen (about $13), they'll be able to purchase a toilet paper holder based on either cat species from the Monster Hunter s...

 
 
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Icarus Proudbottom, a crappy little indie game

I have found that, when it comes to indie games, it's best to try and have no expectations whatsoever. Impossible, really, when you see a field full of platformers and space shooters but it's something I that I keep in mind. Icarus Proudbot...

 
 
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Ubisoft explains Avatar's failure through contradiction

In case you hadn't heard, or hadn't assumed, James Cameron's Avatar: The Game sucks and its sales suck too. Much like any good game developer who has a flop game that was supposed to be a major seller, Ubisoft has begun to march in the excu...

 
 
 
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Suda 51 un-clearly clarifies No More Heroes' future

Want to see No More Heroes on the 360 or the PS3 someday? I wouldn't blame you if you had your hopes up. Suda 51 (the game's creator) has said many times that he'd like to bring the series to one or more of the HD consoles. Or did he?In the...

 
 
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Get your ass to PAX! No More Heroes 2 playable at PAX 2009

I'm so frickin' jealous of all of you that will be at PAX 2009 this weekend. Unfortunately, one of my stupid friends decided to get stupid-married and I'll be at his stupid-wedding in NYC next Saturday, when instead I should be living out m...

 
 
 
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HUGE Sony victory: Vampire Rain CONFIRMED for PlayStation 3

That's it boys, the console war is finally over. You can roll out the red carpet and welcome your new king, as publisher AQ interactive confirms that Vampire Rain, up until now a hot Xbox 360 exclusive, is coming to the PlayStation 3. For t...

 
 
 
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McDonald's blames fat kids on videogames

If you felt that today was lacking a few ironic laughs, you'll be pleased to know that Steve Easterbrook, the chief executive for McDonald's UK, has recently blamed videogames and TV for child obesity. While he quasi-admitted that it might ...

 
 
 
 




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RocketKnight

I forgot to mention here that I wrote a blog! If any of you have the time, I would love if yall read On a different note, I just got Metal Gear Solid V about a week ago and its really The story is very, very dumb At least so

 
WILFoftheblues

This made me seriously laughed!

 
Barry Kelly

Went to the pub and got Pretty sure itd be an S Heres what google decided to serve up on my Im pretty sure theyre trying to stir up rebellion on the QT

 
Ticklefist

I have not been having fun with games for some time Often considering leaving the But today I found my new jam so fuck all

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Cosby got convicted on one of his

 
Shoggoth2588

So I follow a couple of indie game shops on facebook and the one I used to live close to is getting some cool stuff in! A bunch of amiibo and a few toy/marvel comic look like things I had to leave down

 
Colonial bong264

My adapter finally came in! My 2600 joystick works but my TAC2 is acting funk so it probably needs a I also though the TAC2 would be smaller for some reason but its a big as an xbox control! Yup, ill be marathoning pitfall and berzerk for a bit :P

 
Morty

Holy shit! They did They fuckin did Infinity War is a great

 
kevlarmonkey

Not looking for any condolences, but I needlessly lost someone There is always someone to talk to, and life can always offer something better, or at the very least, If you need help, just ask, if you know someone who might, check on them

 
homeoftheblues

I can always tell when Wes is on

 
 

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