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Review: Yoku's Island Express

There are some genres that work brilliantly when combined, and others you wouldn't expect to mash up very well. Yoku's Island Express blends a Metroid-like action platformer with pinball mechanics, and you'd be forgiven for thinking th...

 
 
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Overcoming Fear: Call of Poopy

[For most people, when asked to overcome a fear their mind typically goes to an instance where they were spooked by something horrifying and sinister. For Kevin, overcoming fear meant to defy social convention and be the man he was meant to...

 
 
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Comments of the Week 11: Never Expires

Welcome back to another installment of the previous week's best comments, or "Comments of the Week," as we like to call it. You all are stuck with me this week! As always, this blog will feature all of Dere's comments, as well as any other ...

 
 
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Review: Gotta Go

Gotta Go is a game about avoiding your fellow employees, strategically farting in a way that they won’t notice, and racing to the nearest bathroom so you don’t crap your pants in front of the whole office. Needless to say, Dire ...

 
 
 
 
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Falling in and out of love with E3

Let's take a few minutes to talk about the most horrible thing that's happened to anyone ever. Like, ever-ever. A snail bit my uncle's wiener off, and even that wasn't as horrible as the worst thing that's ever happened to me. But before I ...

 
 
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Review: Demetrios: The Big Cynical Adventure

There’s something admirable about a single person creating a work of art. Be it a film, a song, a piece of animation, or a video game, you have to respect the vision and work ethic of these individuals who do by themselves what teams ...

 
 
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Giveaway - The Count Lucanor (Steam)

Steam sale? Naw, let's give something away. On deck today is a lovely little gem called: The Count Lucanor. What's it about? Let's go to the blurb from the official site:

 
 
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Ark: Survival Evolved's poop button was a suicide alternative

Dino-themed survival sandbox Ark: Survival Evolved is a bit poop-obsessed, reaching Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain "Do it (Defecate)" heights of in-game feces. And while Ark's poop button is funny and even has resource use in the craf...

 
 
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Farts N Crafts: Duke Nukem's Turdy Dogfight

Following up Friday's debut of "Dumb Idiot Ideas," here's the first episode of another weekly series: "Farts 'N' Crafts." On this show, I draw horrible pictures of things vaguely related to what's going on in the world of video games. Today...

 
 
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Dump on this: Monster Hunter toilet paper holders

It's official: the Japanese can't even take a sh*t without thinking about Monster Hunter. This October, for a mere 1000 yen (about $13), they'll be able to purchase a toilet paper holder based on either cat species from the Monster Hunter s...

 
 
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Icarus Proudbottom, a crappy little indie game

I have found that, when it comes to indie games, it's best to try and have no expectations whatsoever. Impossible, really, when you see a field full of platformers and space shooters but it's something I that I keep in mind. Icarus Proudbot...

 
 
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Ubisoft explains Avatar's failure through contradiction

In case you hadn't heard, or hadn't assumed, James Cameron's Avatar: The Game sucks and its sales suck too. Much like any good game developer who has a flop game that was supposed to be a major seller, Ubisoft has begun to march in the excu...

 
 
 
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Suda 51 un-clearly clarifies No More Heroes' future

Want to see No More Heroes on the 360 or the PS3 someday? I wouldn't blame you if you had your hopes up. Suda 51 (the game's creator) has said many times that he'd like to bring the series to one or more of the HD consoles. Or did he?In the...

 
 
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Get your ass to PAX! No More Heroes 2 playable at PAX 2009

I'm so frickin' jealous of all of you that will be at PAX 2009 this weekend. Unfortunately, one of my stupid friends decided to get stupid-married and I'll be at his stupid-wedding in NYC next Saturday, when instead I should be living out m...

 
 
 
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HUGE Sony victory: Vampire Rain CONFIRMED for PlayStation 3

That's it boys, the console war is finally over. You can roll out the red carpet and welcome your new king, as publisher AQ interactive confirms that Vampire Rain, up until now a hot Xbox 360 exclusive, is coming to the PlayStation 3. For t...

 
 
 
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McDonald's blames fat kids on videogames

If you felt that today was lacking a few ironic laughs, you'll be pleased to know that Steve Easterbrook, the chief executive for McDonald's UK, has recently blamed videogames and TV for child obesity. While he quasi-admitted that it might ...

 
 




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Devil May Cry 5 will have Of-fucking-course itll have Kinda worried about REmake 2

 
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So Im weirdly good at destiny 2s gambit mode? I basically 2v5d for most of the match and carried the Sorry to brag, Ive just never been good at a multiplayer game

 
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Did you know Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island is 20 years old today?

 
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Drunk and high in a bookstore in Looking at this massive wall of manga because I’m a weeeeeeb

 
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After 7 long years my MDR V6 headphones have sorta (The Right ear doesnt Time for a new pair of the mean do you know how weird it is to play videogames with 1 ear?

 
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Today I learned Me cago en todos tus muertos! has a curse phrase !

 
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A 12-year-old boy with nueroblastoma had a wish come true thanks to He was too ill to travel to the studio so Matt Grandstaff came to him, with a copy of Fallout 76 and a prototype of the Power Helmet Edition signed by Todd Link

 
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I was determined to finish a side quest in spiderman despite being sick and full of I kep falling asleep mid swing or Anyone here ever fall asleep while playing a game, despite doing your best to stay awake?

 
 

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