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Overcoming Fear: Call of Poopy

[For most people, when asked to overcome a fear their mind typically goes to an instance where they were spooked by something horrifying and sinister. For Kevin, overcoming fear meant to defy social convention and be the man he was meant to...

 
 
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Comments of the Week 11: Never Expires

Welcome back to another installment of the previous week's best comments, or "Comments of the Week," as we like to call it. You all are stuck with me this week! As always, this blog will feature all of Dere's comments, as well as any other ...

 
 
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Review: Gotta Go

Gotta Go is a game about avoiding your fellow employees, strategically farting in a way that they won’t notice, and racing to the nearest bathroom so you don’t crap your pants in front of the whole office. Needless to say, Dire ...

 
 
 
 
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Falling in and out of love with E3

Let's take a few minutes to talk about the most horrible thing that's happened to anyone ever. Like, ever-ever. A snail bit my uncle's wiener off, and even that wasn't as horrible as the worst thing that's ever happened to me. But before I ...

 
 
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Review: Demetrios: The Big Cynical Adventure

There’s something admirable about a single person creating a work of art. Be it a film, a song, a piece of animation, or a video game, you have to respect the vision and work ethic of these individuals who do by themselves what teams ...

 
 
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Giveaway - The Count Lucanor (Steam)

Steam sale? Naw, let's give something away. On deck today is a lovely little gem called: The Count Lucanor. What's it about? Let's go to the blurb from the official site:

 
 
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Ark: Survival Evolved's poop button was a suicide alternative

Dino-themed survival sandbox Ark: Survival Evolved is a bit poop-obsessed, reaching Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain "Do it (Defecate)" heights of in-game feces. And while Ark's poop button is funny and even has resource use in the craf...

 
 
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Farts N Crafts: Duke Nukem's Turdy Dogfight

Following up Friday's debut of "Dumb Idiot Ideas," here's the first episode of another weekly series: "Farts 'N' Crafts." On this show, I draw horrible pictures of things vaguely related to what's going on in the world of video games. Today...

 
 
 
 
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Dump on this: Monster Hunter toilet paper holders

It's official: the Japanese can't even take a sh*t without thinking about Monster Hunter. This October, for a mere 1000 yen (about $13), they'll be able to purchase a toilet paper holder based on either cat species from the Monster Hunter s...

 
 
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Icarus Proudbottom, a crappy little indie game

I have found that, when it comes to indie games, it's best to try and have no expectations whatsoever. Impossible, really, when you see a field full of platformers and space shooters but it's something I that I keep in mind. Icarus Proudbot...

 
 
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Ubisoft explains Avatar's failure through contradiction

In case you hadn't heard, or hadn't assumed, James Cameron's Avatar: The Game sucks and its sales suck too. Much like any good game developer who has a flop game that was supposed to be a major seller, Ubisoft has begun to march in the excu...

 
 
 
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Suda 51 un-clearly clarifies No More Heroes' future

Want to see No More Heroes on the 360 or the PS3 someday? I wouldn't blame you if you had your hopes up. Suda 51 (the game's creator) has said many times that he'd like to bring the series to one or more of the HD consoles. Or did he?In the...

 
 
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Get your ass to PAX! No More Heroes 2 playable at PAX 2009

I'm so frickin' jealous of all of you that will be at PAX 2009 this weekend. Unfortunately, one of my stupid friends decided to get stupid-married and I'll be at his stupid-wedding in NYC next Saturday, when instead I should be living out m...

 
 
 
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HUGE Sony victory: Vampire Rain CONFIRMED for PlayStation 3

That's it boys, the console war is finally over. You can roll out the red carpet and welcome your new king, as publisher AQ interactive confirms that Vampire Rain, up until now a hot Xbox 360 exclusive, is coming to the PlayStation 3. For t...

 
 
 
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McDonald's blames fat kids on videogames

If you felt that today was lacking a few ironic laughs, you'll be pleased to know that Steve Easterbrook, the chief executive for McDonald's UK, has recently blamed videogames and TV for child obesity. While he quasi-admitted that it might ...

 
 
 
 




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bong264 from distant Coorhagen

I completly forgot that age of empire hd was coming out It was my first pc game ever! Im pretty happy with the Upatch and my cd copy but tempted to buy to show support for Heres hoping AoE 4 doesnt turn out to be another dawn of war 3 :P

 
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He was a cop, and good at his But he commited the ultimate sin and testified against other cops - gone Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands, an outlaw hunting

 
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I have gotten used to seeing sexy anime girls, thicc Thursdays and bunny girl Wednesday in But straight up titties is a new

 
Flegma

I have started playing video games again, but the magic (and hook) was lost, hopefully

 
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I hate Monday just like how Monday hates

 
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So Google removed their view image button to get a lawsuit against them So getting images in their original quality off Google Images is now basically impossible without workaround

 
 

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