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Pikmin x Chibi-Robo! would be too cute

There are a few GameCube titles I regret missing. Cubivore is one of them. Chibi-Robo! is another. The latter series has managed to live on through handheld spinoffs, and there's a new on the way. The games star a miniature robot who, come ...

 
 
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Super Best Guide! BioShock Infinite

Happy Indie Pendants Day! Your ol' pal Jim Sterling is British, which means he has to hide indoors today, lest the Americans find and murder him. Fortunately, it's allowed me time to polish my ultimate guide to BioShock Infinite, the hot n...

 
 
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Scarlet Blade might be the most shameless F2P game yet

I don't know who it is that's responsible for pointing me in the direction of this video (it just appeared, totally anonymously), but I'd like to thank them for helping me realize that I hadn't yet seen the absolute worst that free-to-play...

 
 
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Oh boy: Double Dragon II 3D remake out now for XBLA

If you're unfamiliar with Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons, the official description for the just-release Xbox Live Arcade game will help clue you in to the situation: "This is a remake 'Double Dragon II' a 80's game. The story ...

 
 
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Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon

Iwata claims that this is the Year of Luigi, but I'm starting to think it's the Year of Nicolas Cage. First came that Majora's Mask texture hack that slaps his mug on every surface imaginable, and now comes this new tumblr that promises to ...

 
 
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Serious Sam Double D XXL, SS3: BFE headed to XBLA

Xbox Live Arcade is showing Serious Sam even more love. Two games, Serious Sam 3: BFE by Croteam and Serous Sam Double D XXL by Mommy's Best Games, are coming to the platform later this fall. Talk about a pleasant surprise for gamers who di...

 
 
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Okay, here's the REALLY REAL Zelda timeline, for realsies

No one thought Nintendo would ever have the balls to reveal the Zelda timeline, but lo and behold. Does that finally answer all your questions? Ha! I didn't think so. That's why artist Zac Gorman decided to cut through the bullsh*t to prese...

 
 
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Minecraft's Endermen: The reason we don't go out at night

Look at those things. Actually, wait, don't! If you look directly at them in Minecraft, they'll come for you the second you look away; otherwise, they are totally passive. Also, teleportation -- these things can do that, because of course t...

 
 
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Unreleased NES game Bio Force Ape is f#@king beast

The NES was no stranger to odd game concepts and designs. Many of these games never left Japan, while others never saw the light of day. So when I heard about Bio Force Ape, a canceled game in which you play a genetically altered pet chimpa...

 
 
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BritToid Ep 8: Keep calm & cry sexually frustrated tears

Boys and girls, we are pleased to bring you episode 8 of BritToid, Destructoid's sporadically recorded European gaming-focused podcast. This episode sees myself, Germany, Seto and Gandy make it a whole 30 seconds before discussing mens' nau...

 
 
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Would you rather collect in-game goods than real stuff?

[Every so often, you may see some of these mini-features appear on the front page. They are just short editorial thoughts meant to start an interesting conversation in the comments and c-blogs. Enjoy! Now get to discussing!] As you might...

 
 
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Two Worlds II box art and a pre-order bonus

Oh hey, it's the box art for Two Worlds II. And, if I'm not mistaken, the white-eyed creepy guy is posing with the girl for some unintentional hilarity. Also attached in the gallery is a nifty rebate form. Using said form, pre-orderers can ...

 
 
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Pokemon Black/White starters now have English names

Nintendo has kicked off its Pokemon Black and White marketing for the rest of us, and some people aren't too happy about the English names for the starter Pokemon. And by that I mean they've taken to the streets as if the end is nigh. I'll ...

 
 
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Desert Bus for Hope charity event starts this week

Every year, comedy group LoadingReadyRun puts on its Desert Bus for Hope charity event. When I say that it's easily the most screwed up, painfully dull gaming marathon out there, I mean that as a compliment; you cannot look away. Last year,...

 
 
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Jagged Alliance 2 remake dropping turn-based combat

Yes, BitComposer Games is opting for real-time combat with Jagged Alliance 2: Reloaded. Fans of the original, pretend I used OhGodNotTheBees.jpg instead, if you'd like. But, before you freak out too much, at least let them justify this deci...

 
 
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Parasitic patent troll pimpslapped by Electronic Arts

Patent troll Tim Langdell -- a man who has made a career out of trying to sue companies who use the word "edge" -- was beaten by Electronic Arts after a short legal battle. The court declared that not only did EA have the rights to the name...

 
 
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Spend the weekend popping balloons with BEES in Bloons 2

Bloons 2 is out, and it's decidedly more of the same awesome balloon-popping, madness-inducing fun that the original flash game was. About as simple a concept as you can get, but the execution is perfect. Apparently the first game was playe...

 
 




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Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Heres a Persona Q2 trailer starring the female P3 Protag! And better yet, a fan subbed Theyve done the other character trailers as Also were getting a 3DS theme for the game - SWEET!! Morning BUMP!

 
JcDent

Shadespire is basically the only safe way to engage in

 
zatoseyes

Been playing an old favorite of Its a real shame they never made another #screenshotsaturday

 
Dango

The PS Classic is only exciting to me because it might lead to these games returning to PSN, with share features and I dont have much interest in novelty

 
TheLimoMaker

The PlayStation sale over here in old Blighty has Troll and I, Sniper Ghost Warrior 3, The Surge, Shaq Fu, theHunter and The Technomancer clogging up space that other better games could

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

This is my most recent cant stop listening to it

 
ThisIsMyBoomstick

I preordered the PlayStation Classic the other So what 5 Games (Non-SquareSoft) would you like to see on it? Mine: Die Hard Trilogy, Future Cop LAPD, Alundra, Loaded and Oddworld: Abes

 
Boxed Swine

Dont bring a gun to a shish kebab

 
The Dyslexic Laywer

Holy shit, the Phoenix Wright trilogy is going Now you dont have an excuse to not play my favorite franchise!

 
bong264

So I finally watched the predator and can only describe it as a glorified sci fi channel Unfortunately I get life essence from shlock so Id watch an extended cut on netflix down the Also when are we getting a damn predator game again!?

 
 

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