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My mom gives us the skinny on the sexiest men in gaming

[Originally published a year ago by one of our readers, an adorable blast from the past! Also, I was cute in 2012 before I turned into captain morgan. -Niero] Somewhere in deep South Texas, born and raised, on the playground was where she p...   read

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Nintendo dreamin'

Pikmin x Chibi-Robo! would be too cute

There are a few GameCube titles I regret missing. Cubivore is one of them. Chibi-Robo! is another. The latter series has managed to live on through handheld spinoffs, and there's a new on the way. The games star a miniature robot who, come ...   read

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Super Best Guide! BioShock Infinite

Happy Indie Pendants Day! Your ol' pal Jim Sterling is British, which means he has to hide indoors today, lest the Americans find and murder him. Fortunately, it's allowed me time to polish my ultimate guide to BioShock Infinite, the hot n...   read

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Shameless Free-to-Boob
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Scarlet Blade might be the most shameless F2P game yet

I don't know who it is that's responsible for pointing me in the direction of this video (it just appeared, totally anonymously), but I'd like to thank them for helping me realize that I hadn't yet seen the absolute worst that free-to-play...   read

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Double Dragon

Oh boy: Double Dragon II 3D remake out now for XBLA

If you're unfamiliar with Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons, the official description for the just-release Xbox Live Arcade game will help clue you in to the situation: "This is a remake 'Double Dragon II' a 80's game. The story ...   read

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Nic Cage = Pokmon

Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon

Iwata claims that this is the Year of Luigi, but I'm starting to think it's the Year of Nicolas Cage. First came that Majora's Mask texture hack that slaps his mug on every surface imaginable, and now comes this new tumblr that promises to ...   read


Serious Sam Double D XXL, SS3: BFE headed to XBLA

Xbox Live Arcade is showing Serious Sam even more love. Two games, Serious Sam 3: BFE by Croteam and Serous Sam Double D XXL by Mommy's Best Games, are coming to the platform later this fall. Talk about a pleasant surprise for gamers who di...   read


Okay, here's the REALLY REAL Zelda timeline, for realsies

No one thought Nintendo would ever have the balls to reveal the Zelda timeline, but lo and behold. Does that finally answer all your questions? Ha! I didn't think so. That's why artist Zac Gorman decided to cut through the bullsh*t to prese...   read


Minecraft's Endermen: The reason we don't go out at night

Look at those things. Actually, wait, don't! If you look directly at them in Minecraft, they'll come for you the second you look away; otherwise, they are totally passive. Also, teleportation -- these things can do that, because of course t...   read

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BritToid Ep 8: Keep calm & cry sexually frustrated tears

Boys and girls, we are pleased to bring you episode 8 of BritToid, Destructoid's sporadically recorded European gaming-focused podcast. This episode sees myself, Germany, Seto and Gandy make it a whole 30 seconds before discussing mens' nau...   read


Would you rather collect in-game goods than real stuff?

[Every so often, you may see some of these mini-features appear on the front page. They are just short editorial thoughts meant to start an interesting conversation in the comments and c-blogs. Enjoy! Now get to discussing!] As you might...   read


Two Worlds II box art and a pre-order bonus

Oh hey, it's the box art for Two Worlds II. And, if I'm not mistaken, the white-eyed creepy guy is posing with the girl for some unintentional hilarity. Also attached in the gallery is a nifty rebate form. Using said form, pre-orderers can ...   read


Pokemon Black/White starters now have English names

Nintendo has kicked off its Pokemon Black and White marketing for the rest of us, and some people aren't too happy about the English names for the starter Pokemon. And by that I mean they've taken to the streets as if the end is nigh. I'll ...   read


Desert Bus for Hope charity event starts this week

Every year, comedy group LoadingReadyRun puts on its Desert Bus for Hope charity event. When I say that it's easily the most screwed up, painfully dull gaming marathon out there, I mean that as a compliment; you cannot look away. Last year,...   read


Jagged Alliance 2 remake dropping turn-based combat

Yes, BitComposer Games is opting for real-time combat with Jagged Alliance 2: Reloaded. Fans of the original, pretend I used OhGodNotTheBees.jpg instead, if you'd like. But, before you freak out too much, at least let them justify this deci...   read


Parasitic patent troll pimpslapped by Electronic Arts

Patent troll Tim Langdell -- a man who has made a career out of trying to sue companies who use the word "edge" -- was beaten by Electronic Arts after a short legal battle. The court declared that not only did EA have the rights to the name...   read


Spend the weekend popping balloons with BEES in Bloons 2

Bloons 2 is out, and it's decidedly more of the same awesome balloon-popping, madness-inducing fun that the original flash game was. About as simple a concept as you can get, but the execution is perfect. Apparently the first game was playe...   read

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so all the concept art for most of the generic Awakening classes, including Dancer, Villager and the dlc Dread Fighter, feature generic However, the Bride class concept art features

Too many spiders

Me and my buddy hanging


So Atlus is supporting the Switch, right? What if one of the games Atlus is working on is a Switch version of Persona 5, with exclusive costumes and dungeons based on Mario/Zelda/Fire Emblem


Crab gifs are the best, fight


I want to know what early drafts of Awakenings script were like that led to THIS Gangrel

Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Felix Thursday~ <3


Just found this earlier, beautiful short by a few of the pixar Id love to see them take on a whole movie project like a new link because for some reason the last one was taken down


Humans are a desirable, yet inherently unstable platform for Therefore, one must always extend claws for stability when sitting on humans - my cat


The art of waifu wars was in the box!


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