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Pikmin x Chibi-Robo! would be too cute

There are a few GameCube titles I regret missing. Cubivore is one of them. Chibi-Robo! is another. The latter series has managed to live on through handheld spinoffs, and there's a new on the way. The games star a miniature robot who, come ...

 
 
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Super Best Guide! BioShock Infinite

Happy Indie Pendants Day! Your ol' pal Jim Sterling is British, which means he has to hide indoors today, lest the Americans find and murder him. Fortunately, it's allowed me time to polish my ultimate guide to BioShock Infinite, the hot n...

 
 
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Scarlet Blade might be the most shameless F2P game yet

I don't know who it is that's responsible for pointing me in the direction of this video (it just appeared, totally anonymously), but I'd like to thank them for helping me realize that I hadn't yet seen the absolute worst that free-to-play...

 
 
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Oh boy: Double Dragon II 3D remake out now for XBLA

If you're unfamiliar with Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons, the official description for the just-release Xbox Live Arcade game will help clue you in to the situation: "This is a remake 'Double Dragon II' a 80's game. The story ...

 
 
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Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon

Iwata claims that this is the Year of Luigi, but I'm starting to think it's the Year of Nicolas Cage. First came that Majora's Mask texture hack that slaps his mug on every surface imaginable, and now comes this new tumblr that promises to ...

 
 
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Serious Sam Double D XXL, SS3: BFE headed to XBLA

Xbox Live Arcade is showing Serious Sam even more love. Two games, Serious Sam 3: BFE by Croteam and Serous Sam Double D XXL by Mommy's Best Games, are coming to the platform later this fall. Talk about a pleasant surprise for gamers who di...

 
 
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Okay, here's the REALLY REAL Zelda timeline, for realsies

No one thought Nintendo would ever have the balls to reveal the Zelda timeline, but lo and behold. Does that finally answer all your questions? Ha! I didn't think so. That's why artist Zac Gorman decided to cut through the bullsh*t to prese...

 
 
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Minecraft's Endermen: The reason we don't go out at night

Look at those things. Actually, wait, don't! If you look directly at them in Minecraft, they'll come for you the second you look away; otherwise, they are totally passive. Also, teleportation -- these things can do that, because of course t...

 
 
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Unreleased NES game Bio Force Ape is f#@king beast

The NES was no stranger to odd game concepts and designs. Many of these games never left Japan, while others never saw the light of day. So when I heard about Bio Force Ape, a canceled game in which you play a genetically altered pet chimpa...

 
 
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BritToid Ep 8: Keep calm & cry sexually frustrated tears

Boys and girls, we are pleased to bring you episode 8 of BritToid, Destructoid's sporadically recorded European gaming-focused podcast. This episode sees myself, Germany, Seto and Gandy make it a whole 30 seconds before discussing mens' nau...

 
 
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Would you rather collect in-game goods than real stuff?

[Every so often, you may see some of these mini-features appear on the front page. They are just short editorial thoughts meant to start an interesting conversation in the comments and c-blogs. Enjoy! Now get to discussing!] As you might...

 
 
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Two Worlds II box art and a pre-order bonus

Oh hey, it's the box art for Two Worlds II. And, if I'm not mistaken, the white-eyed creepy guy is posing with the girl for some unintentional hilarity. Also attached in the gallery is a nifty rebate form. Using said form, pre-orderers can ...

 
 
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Pokemon Black/White starters now have English names

Nintendo has kicked off its Pokemon Black and White marketing for the rest of us, and some people aren't too happy about the English names for the starter Pokemon. And by that I mean they've taken to the streets as if the end is nigh. I'll ...

 
 
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Desert Bus for Hope charity event starts this week

Every year, comedy group LoadingReadyRun puts on its Desert Bus for Hope charity event. When I say that it's easily the most screwed up, painfully dull gaming marathon out there, I mean that as a compliment; you cannot look away. Last year,...

 
 
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Jagged Alliance 2 remake dropping turn-based combat

Yes, BitComposer Games is opting for real-time combat with Jagged Alliance 2: Reloaded. Fans of the original, pretend I used OhGodNotTheBees.jpg instead, if you'd like. But, before you freak out too much, at least let them justify this deci...

 
 
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Parasitic patent troll pimpslapped by Electronic Arts

Patent troll Tim Langdell -- a man who has made a career out of trying to sue companies who use the word "edge" -- was beaten by Electronic Arts after a short legal battle. The court declared that not only did EA have the rights to the name...

 
 
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Spend the weekend popping balloons with BEES in Bloons 2

Bloons 2 is out, and it's decidedly more of the same awesome balloon-popping, madness-inducing fun that the original flash game was. About as simple a concept as you can get, but the execution is perfect. Apparently the first game was playe...

 
 




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Annihilation"Natalie Portman with a machine-gun... on shrooms!"

 

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Final Fantasy XV: Pocket Edition"Take this Bro'd trip on a road trip"

 

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Rust"This is the way the world ends"

 
 
 

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Dante Kinkade

I want to break open reality and crawl through the cracks, to see what lies beyond space and time, and to never come

 
Anthony Marzano

Went to the liquor store and there were whiskey samples and this is one Ive had my eye on for a It tasted like good scotch and was cheap so I couldnt #dranktoid

 
Dante Kinkade

A picture from my trip last year of a bird who lost his Also moments after a lady opened the door and freaked the fuck was pretty

 
Dante Kinkade

Fuck you twitter, I just wanted to use you to follow a few people so I could namely have a better way to be alerted to live streams and such, I do not have a freaking Also the nice amount of murrsuit porn there didnt hurt

 
Marcel Hoang

Maybe I need a break from Monster // “Have you heard of guardgunning?” // NO! TELL ME MORE!

 
JcDent

Say NO to Slaanesh today!

 
Dante Kinkade

Playing Here They Lie, I love the game, just wish I was better at getting For some reason it really speaks to Might be the whole questioning reality, life, being and The fact it is super artsy and all the freaks in animal

 
Electric Reaper

Well, limos make terrible war They are far too long to get out of tight spaces Strapping guns to the front helps, but adding turrets to the roof would be far Context: I am playing Zombie Driver

 
Wes Tacos

Lets touch one #dranktoid

 
ScionVyse

Haha, yes, I got OMFs working in Premiere Im working on a new video for my youtube channel, and my editing just went from I should mix as I go to Throw all that shit in Pro Tools and do it

 
 

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