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MLB 2K10 videos have baseball in them

After many years of research I have concluded that watching baseball is only enjoyable at the stadium, with friends, while consuming large amounts of beer and overpriced food. This is because you don't have to pay attention to the game. Fo...

 
 
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Agarest War's limited edition is blatantly better on 360

[As posted on Japanator] And not just "better." Way better, and for several reasons I'm just going to list down right here: It exists. The PS3 version of Agarest War is a PSN download, but the 360 version is a disc release. It comes with a...

 
 
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Heavy Rain collector's edition not coming to US

If you saw our post about the Heavy Rain collector's edition a few weeks ago and got excited, you better hope you're living in Britain. Sony has confirmed that the United States will not be getting its hands on the special version of Quanti...

 
 
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Capcom's Seth Killian squirms about Mega Man 10 rumors

Here's a (pretty much) direct transcript of the final moments of my recent conversation with Capcom's Seth Killian- Me-"There are rumors going around that March's Mega Man 10 will have a co-op mode, and that Bass will be the third playable ...

 
 
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Miyamoto: Next console to be 'compact, cost-efficient'

Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto would definitely know what Nintendo's next big thing looks like, so we'll take his musings on what the next Nintendo console would look and be like to heart.He tells Gamasutra that Nintendo hasn't figured it all ...

 
 
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Starcraft II officially delayed to 2010

This has not been a good year when it comes to delays on the games we're really hoping for. News that BioShock 2 was pushed back hit recently, Splinter Cell Conviction and Red Steel 2 have also been pushed back, and at this rate, we aren't ...

 
 
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No, seriously: Pimp yourself out in Space Invaders bling

Are you ready to get ICED OUT? Blingvaders now offers the hippest new gear for wannabe pimps in the form of the "Iced out Space Invaders neck chain". Yours for just twenty dollars in faux silver or gold, you can show off your nerd...

 
 
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E3 09: PS3/360 video recap part one (with PSP bonus levels)

I have the feeling that I missed a lot of best PS3/360 games at this year's E3. Shadow Complex and PixelJunk Shooter were supposedly on the show floor, but I never saw them, despite looking high and low for them all three days of the show. ...

 
 
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E3 09: Wii Vitality Sensor announced, no one knows why

Nintendo has already announced several really promising titles in this morning's press conference (the liveblog is still going on here), and in the excitement of the announcement for Metroid: Other M this will probably be forgotten, but I h...

 
 
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Screw optimism: a Shadow of the Colossus movie is a BAD idea

I am the most positive and forgiving person on the planet. When I got punched in the face by a bully in the 5th grade I actually apologized to him for hurting his fist on my large pumpkin head. Then I proceeded to check on him a week later ...

 
 
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Faith and a .45 officially on hold, tears officially shed

Many of you may have forgotten the promising Faith and a .45, a depression-era co-op game from the same outfit that brought us Total Overdose. Its unique setting and Bonnie & Clyde-esque characters made this game incredibly appealing to...

 
 
 
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Five design decisions that put the suck into Populous DS

Populous DS had promise.  The Molyneux classic primarily involved pointing and clicking, so this game should have translated beautifully with stylus controls on the DS platform. Instead, playing this game is like trying to rescue a fre...

 
 
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Wow, I can't wait: Pac-Man movie is a go

I'm generally testy about the topic of videogames being made into movies, as they are rarely much better than spending the night gazing into the ass of a horse. I have to admit, however, I'm beyond testy over the news that rumors of a Pac-M...

 
 
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Haze will require a 4GB+ install, will run in sub-HD 1024x576

As Hamza just noted, Haze hits this week, and the developers have been busy answering questions on the Ubi forum. To our surprise, the May 16 update reveals two ugly technical facts about the game: a rather large required install and no tru...

 
 
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More Vii for you: another Wii knockoff hits the scene

We had a giggle over the Vii last year, but like any massively popular icon of pop culture, the ripoffs are far from over. We spied this recent imitator over at Engadget, with comes with a slew of vaguely identifiable acessories including p...

 
 
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NewsBlaster proves that tragedy can be fun!

More than a year ago, we here at Destructoid told you about NewsBreaker, a Breakout-type game the MSNBC Web site created to get younger people to read its news. The concept was simple: hit a brick, get a news headline. It was ...

 
 
 
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The moron strikes again: Uwe Boll says games have no story

There's a difference between looking like a moron and just being stupid. Uwe Boll has crossed that line with his usual dignity and aplomb many a time, and each time I hope without reason it may be his last. In a recent interview on Red Eye ...

 
 
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Guinness 'Guitar Hero Relay Marathon' frightens and confuses

I think it's safe to say that I like to play videogames; I wouldn't be here writing this if I didn't. And I'm all for competition, be it professional first-person shooter play or more casual play in someone's living room. But this internati...

 
 
 
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PC World names the most offensive games of 2007

2007 was a banner years for gaming, but that doesn't mean that tripe isn't being turned out at an equal pace. Some crappy games are hilarious though, and I think my world would be a different place without them. PC World has done their roun...

 
 
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The Great Retro Quiz! .15: The games of 2007

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday yesterday and the scary red chimney ninja gave you everything you wanted. Wait, what? You asked for a special end of the year Great Retro Quiz and didn’t find one under the tree...

 
 
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Rock Band on PS2 hits retail tomorrow

The PlayStation 2 version of Rock Band has shipped and will be up for purchase from your store of choice starting tomorrow. Great news for those of you without a PlayStation 3 or an Xbox 360, right? Sort of.We've already been warned about t...

 
 
 




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occultuscmd

Sorry I havent posted much, moved to a new apt and its full of roaches! Been drawing and working on my Ill have more art and screenshots, but for now Im just enjoying some pumpkin pie and watching The

 
Agent9

man, the blogs are broken for me at so is the profile I really want to answer striders question, but I cant even reach it :(

 
Electric Reaper

In one episode of The Punisher, Frank Castle became a lot more sympathetic, and Billy Russo lost a lot of

 
LaTerry

I got Horizon Zero Dawn whilst Black Friday shopping and I am really enjoying it, but now I have a problem, do I focus attention on Nioh or Horizon?

 
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Holy crap! The Living World Season 3 starts out with a bang! Quite literally!

 
On Air Feast

Hey, everybody! Breath of the Wild just got Any idea if thats DLC Pack 2? I cant play it until tomorrow

 
dephoenix

Finished The Frozen Great expansion for Had a lot of fun getting to explore the new region, learning more about the world of Horizon, and it revealed some info that has me very excited for the

 
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Check your preferred online retailers for 64gb microSD cards cause they are probably 50% Perfect for all our

 
Pumpkin Spice Fuzunga

I let my Amazon Prime membership lapse recently because I find it pretty useless these I just tried to buy a game for $15 and they wouldnt even give me free standard shipping, so I bought it at Target They must be bleeding

 
 

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