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I think Gyoretsu Nageloop has FMV lesbian grenade ninja

Gyroetsu Nageloop is a videogame published by Nintendo in Japan for the 3DS eShop. It plays like easily a comprehended puzzle game (specifically, like Magnetica) but it's storyline is... well, I'm not really sure what it is. The only thing...   read

 
 
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Senran Kagura-themed desserts... why am I not surprised?

Senran Kagura Burst, the sequel to last year's 3DS ninja booby high school brawler, is scheduled for release in Japan on August 30. Time for one last marketing push, right? Until August 19, you can visit Cafe Euro in Akihabara for one of tw...   read

 
 
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New Naruto SD game by the makers of Mega Man Zero

I've only been half paying attention to the licensed anime titles coming out of Japan lately. I mean, after hearing about the 1000th Dragon Ball Z iteration, it's quite easy to lose interest. But this new Naruto game for 3DS has caught my ...   read

 
 
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BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BUTTS BOOBS

This is the opening movie for Senran Kagura Burst on 3DS. In the words of Jonathan Holmes, "I've never seen something switch from totally awesome to totally stupid so rapidly." It begins with your typical "stare longingly out into space" b...   read

 
 
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E3: Takamuru's Ninja Castle may contain ninjas

In this video from E3 2012, Jonathan Holmes shows off his ninja star-throwing skills in "Takamuru's Ninja Castle," one of the Nintendo Land minigames being used to showcase the Wii U. It looks pretty responsive, and quite a bit of fun. As ...   read

 
 
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E3: Hands-on with Nintendo Land: Takamuru's Ninja Castle

This is the third in a series to preview all of the games within Nintendo Land for the Wii U. You can check out The Legend of Zelda: Battle Quest here and Luigi's Ghost Mansion right here! Ninjas star in some of my favorite games of all tim...   read

 
 
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Marvelous truly knows how to market Senran Kagura Burst

Last week, Marvelous revealed Senran Kagura Burst, the sequel the hit 3DS brawler starring school-aged masturbation fodder. And what goes better with horny adolescent fap material if not a box of tissues? On April 28 and 29, at the Nico Nic...   read

 
 
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Holy motorboating, Batman! Senran Kagura to get a sequel

Ninja schoolgirl brawler Senran Kagura sold, like, super well in Japan, so while us Westerners wait ever so patiently for a localization announcement, Marvelous is wasting no time pumping out a sequel. Appropriately titled Senran Kagura Bur...   read

 
 
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PAX: Mark of the Ninja is a REAL ninja game

Ninjas may be one of the most popular character tropes in videogames after zombies and robots, but in all honesty, most of them suck at the one thing they are supposed to be good at. Ryu Hayabusa may strut around like a big ol' badass, but ...   read

 
 
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Preview: Ninja Gaiden 3 is bloody fun

I was in Tokyo last year for the unveiling of Ninja Gaiden 3 to a select group of press. It certainly looked great, but some in attendance were worried about Team Ninja's changes to the tried-and-true formula. The latest in the series was t...   read

 
 
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Exclusive! Single off Random's Black Materia remix album

The other day, I got an email from rapper Random, asking me if I'd be interested in scoring an exclusive single from his new Final Fantasy VII album Black Materia: The Remixes. My exact response was, "Aw, hells yeah! That would be amazing!...   read

 
 
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Shinobido 2 trailer shows the way of the ninja

On February 22nd, the Vita is going to have a couple titles that feature a master ninja. There is, of course, Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus, which features the legendary Ryu Hayabusa, but there's also another ninja stealth title that deserves yo...   read

 
 
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A LOT of ninjas are in Naruto Ultimate Storm Generations

A whopping seventy-two of them, in fact, and that's just counting the playable characters. The number swells considerably when you look at support-only characters and move-set variations on the same character (there are several versions...   read

 
 
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Metal Gear Rising renamed, now developed by Platinum

The VGAs are just a few hours away, and we already have our first massive announcement from the show, leaked for your viewing pleasure. According to this trailer spotted on NeoGAF, Metal Gear Solid Rising is now called Metal Gear Rising: Re...   read

 
 
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Hands-on: Ninja Gaiden 3's single and multiplayer modes

As a long time fan of the Ninja Gaiden series, I was a bit skeptical when I learned Team Ninja was looking to reestablish the series. After it's last showing at TGS left many confused and a bit worried, me included, the developers have take...   read

 
 
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Ezio gets all stop-motiony in this fan animation

Stop-motion animation will never die, and the world is a better place because of that! In this wonderfully choreographed video, Ezio from Assassin's Creed goes toe-to-toe with... ummm... uhhhh... the guy from Tenchu? I dunno... maybe? What...   read

 
 
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For real, here's eight minutes of Senran Kagura gameplay

BWA HA HA HA HA HA! Okay, we all had some laughs. Time to get serious. Yes, there is actual gameplay footage of Senran Kagura, only it's all hiding. Like all things on the Internet, secrets aren't kept secret for long. Above, you can watch...   read

 
 
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Senran Kagura video gets jiggly with it

I'm sure there is a case to be made about upcoming booby ninja high school 3DS game Senran Kagura's being a legitimately solid title with plenty of action to satisfy the needs of the brawler crowd. This video, though? Doesn't make that cas...   read

 
 
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TGS: Shinobido 2 gives ninjas a home on the PS Vita

You can be forgiven for glancing at Shinobido and presuming it to be a Tenchu knock-off. After you stop raging and consider it looks kind of neat, you may do a quick Google search and discover it's made by the same developer, Acquire. The ...   read

 
 
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Marvelous hopes to localize boob-filled Senran Kagura

Jonathan Holmes and myself are fascinated by Senran Kagura, the boobie ninja schoolgirl action title for the 3DS. Despite producer Kenichiro Takaki's claims that the game's content has worldwide appeal, its intentionally high levels of titi...   read

 
 
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Play / ESCAPE \ and watch your weekend disappear

It's Saturday, the start of Labor Day Weekend, and you don't have any plans. Rather than cry into a pint of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food, why don't you give this little Flash game a go? The hours will melt away. / ESCAPE \ is a simple one-b...   read

 
 
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Senran Kagura: Schoolgirls and boobs unite the world

At first glance, Senran Kagura may look like yet another borderline-pedophile fantasy from the depths of a Japanese subculture's disturbing preoccupation with "youth", but according to producer Kenichiro Takaki, it's not. In fact, he ...   read

 
 
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Ninja Baseball Bat Man is a... about... wait... WHAT!?!?

Guys. Guys. Hey guys. There is a 1993 arcade game from Irem called Ninja Baseball Bat Man. There is a game called Ninja Baseball Bat Man. A game called Ninja Baseball Bat Man. Ninja Baseball Bat... Why are we only learning about this now, ...   read

 
 
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BOOBIES IN YOUR FACE! A Senran Kagura trailer

Holmes and I have had our peepers locked onto this Japanese 3DS game for a while, sucking up any and all info lactated from the teat of games JOURNALISM. In all honesty, I don't know why Holmes is so interested. He doesn't even like boobs!...   read

 
 
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E3: Hands-on with Shinobido 2 for PlayStation Vita

My first mistake with Spike's Shinobido 2 demo for PlayStation Vita is that went head-on toward the first enemy I saw. He killed me. I was told by a Spike representative that I was overlooking the stealth aspect of the game. I wasn't being ...   read

 
 


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