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It didn't take 10 years for the Final Fantasy XV porno to come out

I know I shouldn't be surprised by this, but I kind of am. The infamous porn studio Brazzers has released a Final Fantasy XV porn parody titled "Full Service Station" with a porn star clearly trying to emulate Cindy from the game. While I'm...   read

 
 
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Hot and Steamy: BDSM Santa Claus won't let you escape from his pleasure planet

He sees you when you're sleepin'He knows when you're awakeHe knows if you've been bad or goodSo be good for goodness sakeOh! You better watch out, you better not cryBetter not pout, I'm telling you whySanta Claus is comin' to town And when ...   read

 
 
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Hot and Steamy: Uncensored nude genitals climaxing

It is that time of year in America, the time when families get together to eat food and hate each other while doing it. It's also the time of year when everyone starts their holiday shopping by standing in line for hours to buy repurposed o...   read

 
 
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Ubisoft is patching the genitalia out of Watch Dogs 2

I have to say, it's stories like this that make me really appreciate writing for a video games blog. Not because of the actual news itself, but because I finally have an outlet where it's not only appropriate, but somehow part of the job, t...   read

 
 
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NSFW: Watch Dogs 2 features fully uncensored penises and vaginas, hurray equality?

[Warning: Not safe for work and disturbing content ahead intended for adults only.] Continuing my streak of hard-hitting video game journalism, I'm here with some more investigative journalism, this time in the feel-good buddy hacker comedy...   read

 
 
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Dear Microsoft, please let me block Minecraft invites on Xbox Live before I lose my mind

"You've been invited to play Minecraft by 12YOWithoutSupervision69""You've been invited to play Minecraft by 12YOWithoutSupervision69""You've been invited to play Minecraft by 12YOWithoutSupervision69""You've been invited to play Minecraft ...   read

 
 
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Koei Tecmo's response to DOAX3 criticism? Rip their clothes off in free DLC

If you were hoping for Right to Censor to show up and put Team Ninja in a headlock, I'm sorry to say Team Ninja executed a perfect reversal-into-Stinkface. Free DLC swimsuits that you can download right now are a collaboration wit...   read

 
 
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Have a look at this highly NSFW Divine Prison Tower: Mary Skelter trailer

There are some things in life that can only be regarded as a tragedy. From one's apparent inability to use a Bowser amiibo in its intended manner, to Sony's constant disregard for the PlayStation Vita, save for its recent announcement of a ...   read

 
 
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NSFW: Haydee is all about butts, and of course there's a nudity mod

Haydee, if you haven't heard, is the ass-to-face indie puzzler that's been turning heads all week for its glorious robottocks(tm) and otherwise awful, unintuitive, punishing gameplay that roguelike-lovers crave. Former Destructoid editor a...   read

 
 
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Occamsdex: Shin Megami Tensei compendium edition

Ever since we came up with the idea for Occamsdex, I have been looking for the excuse to do a Shin Megami Tensei entry, as it is my favorite RPG series. Besides, what would you expect from someone that named themselves after Pixie the ...   read

 
 


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All the butts and more

[Butts - who doesn't like them? Most long-term Dtoiders have a firm stance on their favorite posterior, and so our own Madoka Malika shares her top five shapely behinds. -Panda] Butts. I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other Dtoiders c...   read

 
 
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From the makers of Rapelay comes the ultimate VR porn game: Honey Select

 [Don't read this at work. This article is intended for 18+ over readers. All videos links are NSFW. Also, warning: brutal/kinky content in H-games, Western goggles, etc. If you're not interested in H-games don't read this at all. Unin...   read

 
 
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Motorboat some boobies in Dead or Alive Xtreme VR

There are instances in history mankind can look back on as the pivotal moments that defined who we are as a people and helped shape our future. Walking on the moon, the invention of printing press, the discovery of the polio vaccine, t...   read

 
 
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YouTuber pick: MxR on Fallout 4 mods worth downloading

He had me at "breastfeeding is just a zip away." I was going through my YouTube feeds and spotted a smorgasbord of Fallout 4 mods worth looking into, as spotted by MxR Mods, including a fully functional portal gun. One of the most outlandis...   read

 
 
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NSFWish: I cannot handle the rollercoaster that is this cosplay twitter account

It's been a little while since we've had some cosplay on the home page, and we usually run that sort of thing on the weekend.  In an inexperienced attempted to fix this my journey went horribly awry. Somewhere down the rabbit hole of s...   read

 
 
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NSFW: I can't stop watching 73,000 gaming GIFs in rotation

If you haven't tried it already there's a semi-hidden feature on Destructoid called Meme The Homepage in your control panel (top right). It's the worst thing I've ever done, as it requires a fiber-optic bandwidth pipe, but it's also the be...   read

 
 
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Breaking: There are butts in Dark Souls III

I know, I know, I said I wasn't going to spoil Dark Souls III for myself. But some things are just too exciting to ignore, and this is one of them. There are butts in Dark Souls III.   read

 
 
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Get up to speed on Far Cry Primal with this '101' trailer

Some people follow news on Far Cry closely, taking in every nugget of information out there. Others might be vaguely aware of Far Cry Primal's existence and premise, but don't know much else past that. This video is for the latter group. It...   read

 
 
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[NSFW] Top five floppy dongs in video games

[The following NSFW feature contains pictures, descriptions, and general frank discussion of dicks. Don't want to see a 3D model of a penis? Don't scroll down or read on.] Video games are an ever-evolving artistic medium, growing more and m...   read

 
 
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Ogle virtual girls in Dead or Alive Xtreme 3's new trailer

Yesterday we snuck a peek at the titillating environments of the Asia-exclusive Dead or Alive Xtreme 3, and today we ogle virtual girls with a hint of gameplay in this latest not-safe-for-work trailer. Most of this trailer looks surpr...   read

 
 
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20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...   read

 
 
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Don't masturbate in public to PS4 displays

Security camera footage of an unknown man having a wank in front of a PlayStation 4 display has been leaked online, and now here it is for you to watch, if you're into that kind of thing. You won't see much skin, so no worries there. ...   read

 
 
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Anita Sarkeesian provides a list of all the sexy DLC available

In the latest of the Kickstarter-funded Tropes vs Women in Video Games series, Anita explores more of the "Women as Reward" trope but this time specifically relating to DLC. Featured in the video is a really cringeworthy automated message ...   read

 
 
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Fallout 4 gameplay leaks via porn site

Fallout 4 was at gamescom 2015 in the form of a closed off theatre demo you could wait in a real long line for. But why wait in a line when you can just watch "Hidden Camera Shows Audience Teased by Big Butt Man in Tights Live" on line. Hah...   read

 
 
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Introducing Lump.co, our new image search engine

If you go on Google and you search for titties, you're going to get titties. We haven't put a whole lot of NSFW filtering in yet, so please bear that in mind before you try Lump.co, a new image search engine by the same jerks that made Dest...   read

 
 


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Asterion

I like Fire Emblem and all, but this Nintendo Direct just made me miss Advance Wars a little bit

 
Nathan D

So am I to take it now that Fire Emblem, a Tactical RPG (and occasional Waifu Simulator), is more mainstream and less risky than Metroid or F-Zero?

 
yomiura

Latest from Nintendo Direct: Warrior, Heroes, Echoes, and Me

 
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BREAKING NEWS: Patrick Stewart is the Link in the

 
Parismio

I missed the FE stream but i just finished watching it Wow, echoes and the amiibos are going to be released on muh Woo!

 
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I may have scared some of you with the title of my The content is sorta #Darksiders2, with a little shade thrown at Check it

 
CoilWhine

With the news that Fire Emblem Warriors is being ported to new 3DS, the new 3DS will have had N64, Wii, Wii U and Switch games ported to it, which is absolutely Maybe even Gamecube if you count OOT Master Quest?

 
Gundy

Fire Emblem is okay I Im more of a FFT/Disgaea kind of My stance of not considering getting a switch until we get a new F-Zero has not

 
medicamecanica

I wont lie, Im pretty salt that FE Echoes isnt coming to Its fine thats its on 3ds, but I dont really want to go back to it when I get my

 
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Oh how Ive missed the Fire Emblems more restrained character Also, be sure to vote for best girl

 

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