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A zombie game featuring Jesus is a lot better than it sounds

In what looks like a mash-up of Monty Python's Life of Brian with the low-budget special effects and gore seen in films like the Toxic Avenger, Spain-based Mutant Games brings us the Fist of Jesus -- an arcade-style beat-'em-up i...   read

 
 
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New Destructoid Episode: DLC, DNF, WWJD, GTFO

Hey gang, we've got another episode of The Destructoid Show dedicated to all the hard-hitting post-E3 news from the past couple days. That was a joke. There's a demo out for Duke Nukem Forever which hopefully has poop and tits in it. ...   read

 
 
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CES: Gamechurch.com says Jesus would game, drink beer

Today I went to the CES Gaming Pavilion, which is usually full of despair and sadness, especially for a games blogger covering a tech show. To my surprise, there was a huge crowd there. Was there actually something cooler than inflatab...   read

 
 
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Consistency, thy name is NOT Entertainment Weekly

So, yesterday we talked about how Entertainment Weekly voted Kirby's Epic Yarn the single worst game of 2010. While a bizarre choice in a year that saw games full of real technical, design and visual flaws, EW is entitled to its opinion. It...   read

 
 
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Last call: Destructoid is hiring a video ham

Deadline reminder!  Today's the last day to submit a video.  Good luck!  Over 200 people applied, so we haven't seen them all yet or even read the emails.  I'm extremely thankful to everyone that applied, and hope to bri...   read

 
 
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2D zombeat-'em-up Twin Blades hitting Xbox Indie channel

I'm becoming increasingly impressed with the French indie scene, and not only because my last name is Leray. Joining Meckensleep (Soul Bubbles) and Golgoth Studios (awesome-looking Toki and Joe & Mac remakes) as purveyors of gorgeously...   read

 
 
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Fake game Friday: Onimusha: The Game: The Movie: The Game: Starring Jean Reno

This week's fake game is one for the record books, and it's brought to you courtesy of tazarthayoot and, as always, Fronz's mad Photoshop skills. The game is Onimusha: The Game: The Movie: The Game: Starring Jean Reno, and it&#...   read

 
 
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Adult Swim's 'Bible Fight' is blaspheveryone

It's not exactly Capoeira Fighter or anything, but Adult Swim's Bible Fight makes up for its gameplay flaws with good, old-fashioned, hilarious blasphemy.That's right -- you can play as one of six characters from the Bible (and...   read

 
 
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Xbox 360 expected to profit Microsoft by next year

File this under news that you just can't keep a great console down. In a recent interview with eWeek.com, Robbie Bach was quoted as saying that things are on the up and up for the Xbox 360. In fact, he fully expects to see everybody&#...   read

 
 
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From Russia with love ... and confusion: Secret Agent Royal Jew?

As if it wasn't bad enough that we don't get all the cool Japanese games, there are now also Russian absurdities to kill puppies over. Secret Agent Royal Jew? How awesome does that sound! Even if the game was total crap, I'd lo...   read

 
 


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Scientology PWNED; its meaning AWOL

With a name like Scientology Pwned, you'd think that the angry little shooter would eventually knock you over the head with a message, meaning, or political statement. For better or worse, the subject matter of the game is to kill as ma...   read

 
 
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Mega gallery: Best of Taipei Game Show

There's a rumor that video games were actually shown and played at the annual Taipei game show, but we agree that the highlight of the event was the overwhelming amount of booth babes. Never have you seen this many women whom have neve...   read

 
 
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Major Nelson finds religion, wants Marketplace commandments

More proof that I wasn't talkin' crazy when I said Microsoft is all about the community, Major Nelson has come out today and asked the people what they'd want the Marketplace 10 Commandments to be. Had God spoketh to Microsoft...   read

 
 
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Devil kitten loves the DS

Allow me to take a bit of a departure from your normally scheduled Dtoid news and present to you a photo of the Devil's kitten enjoying the Nintendo DS. Is there any animal on this planet that doesn't love the DS?[Via Evil Avatar]...   read

 
 
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IGN's resident Ninty boy Matt C. hates Wii Weather

Wii Weather: Sure it looks pretty, but what else does it do? Well, apparently not much else. Without an up-to-the minute correct forecast, what's the point of having it on the Wii in the first place? That is precisely what Matt C. of IG...   read

 
 
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You have forced me to sink to a new low

Look people, do you think it feels good to get out-friended by the likes of Kevin Periera on MySpace? Do you understand how large a hit my ego takes when I see this stuff? I didn't want to have to resort to begging, but sadly it has co...   read

 
 
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Killzone poised to be bigger than Jesus

According to a Dutch newspaper de Volksrant, by way of GameSpot, Sony's future *cough* killer PlayStation 3 app *cough* is setting all kinds of spending records in the native land of clogs and windmills. Today, the long silence on the g...   read

 
 
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Electric Reaper

Its still Catgirl Friday

 
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I call it the 360

 
Sr Churros

Played MH Gen with some randoms today and holy carp, playing as a gunner is so much more enjoyable/viable/useful in multiplayer than playing It is so much easier and I felt like I was really helping the Ill stick with IG solo from now

 
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@Mike Martin hai!!! i am like DYING to know if ur awesomesauce contest is WIN for me!!! i was waiting on the clock like new years eve countdown!! ;O The Heroes of the Storm Machines of War giveaway of did it end? I entered longtime

 
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Took this picture earlier My town is a little late to the Also, I wont catch Pokemon while I drive, but you cant stop me from taking

 
Electric Reaper

Bioshock Infinite and 2 both lack a manual save option, and there is no logical reason for The games before them had manual saves and checkpoint saves can

 
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@Mike Martin Hey community overlord! Who are the winners of the Heroes of the Storm giveaway? How can we find out who won?

 
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