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A hungover, shirtless Assassin

Jacob's had better mornings. How did he get here? Well, there was the quicktime event drinking challenge. Then there was the back alley bottle shooting contest. Oh yeah, he also aggressively reprimanded someone for spilling their beer. Most...   read

 
 
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We're playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand live on Twitch!

Max Scoville and I thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and play 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, so we decided we will do exactly that, and stream it for you to watch live. We're stupidly drinking Bacardi and Vitamin Water in Fiddy's ho...   read

 
 
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Drunk Aussies weigh in on PS4 and Xbox One

You heard the man, Microsoft. You must increase your porn capacity if you wish to succeed. PS4 vs Xbox One: Drunk Edition [YouTube via NeoGAF]   read

 
 
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Go home, Dovahbear! You're drunk!

Dovahbear don't let sh*t get in his way. This is the third Skyrim Flash film by animator Joe Bowers. You may remember catching his original "Skyrim : Bear" cartoon or its sequel "Skyrim : Dovahbear," both which inspired this fun littl...   read

 
 
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Forget tickets! This arcade game gives you beer!

Long before they became regarded as frivolous childhood amusements, the first arcade cabinets were installed in very adult establishments like bars and college hot spots. The marriage of gaming and alcohol consumption is a beautiful thing,...   read

 
 
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Come on, montage! Drunk man crashes D.I.C.E. Awards

Of everything to come out of the 2013 D.I.C.E. Summit last week, this undoubtedly brought me the most joy. Specifically, the moment I'm referring to happens at 2:07:30, when an intoxicated man jumped up on stage and wanted to thank all of ...   read

 
 
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Sweet, delicious beer

BioWare co-founder talks beer and videogames

Before you head out to your local barcade this evening please take a moment to heed the sage advice of BioWare co-founder turned beer connoisseur Dr. Greg Zeschuk. Joystiq recently sat down with the good doctor (at a pub, I hope) ...   read

 
 
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Party today with Dtoid, Intel & TigerDirect in Miami

TigerDirect's annual PC race for charity is back, and it kicks off with a killer party! Destructoid is returning to Miami for this special event co-hosted by Intel, and if you're reading this you're invited! Grab your golden tickets here&nb...   read

 
 
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The ten best bars in videogames

St. Patrick’s Day is this weekend, and, with that, comes a wonderful celebration of the patron saints and the arrival of Christianity in Ireland. Oh, who am I kidding? It’s St. Patrick’s Day: an excuse to wear green, pinch...   read

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Let's Get Drunk In Skyrim

Hey guys! Here's another thing I did with Skyrim last night. This particular adventure involved getting blackout drunk in The Bannered Mare tavern. Now, I don't know what constitutes spoilers, but this MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS. Truth be...   read

 
 


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The DTOID Show: Max's Drunken Saints Row Rampage

I'm guessing some of you might've caught the MashTactics livestream of Saints Row The Third in which they gave away stuff and probably did some things. I was supposed to be in attendance with my giant purple dildo, but we had to do Skyrim-...   read

 
 
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Drunk Game Review: Mortal Kombat

If you follow me on Twitter, you might recall my tweets last Thursday about getting hammered in Oakland and playing Mortal Kombat. This was, in fact, for work. Viking warlord Blake Morse asked me to be his new drinking buddy/co-host for Ga...   read

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Unreal Tomb Raidin' DrunkNES

Hey dudes. We're back, and this time... We have a show. Another one. I mean, a new episode. Um. Today, we talk about how Wii game development has been back-burnered in favor of Pokemon and Zelda, AKA my favorite video games, high five. The...   read

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: We Dare to be Totally Rad at GDC

Ladies and gentlemen... GDC is coming to an end. I'm exhausted, braindead, and still making Charlie Sheen jokes in spite of the fact that I'm completely sick of them. That being said, today's stories are as follows: Ubisoft blames the We D...   read

 
 
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Hard Corps: Uprising has futuristic surfing

It wouldn't be a proper side-scrolling game without a section where you inexplicably surf. Really, that's all that needs to be said of these new Hard Corps: Uprising screenshots. Unfortunately, it's not quite late enough in the evening wher...   read

 
 
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Hands-on with Lilt Line (featuring Ashley Davis)

Ashley Davis (of Once Upon a Pixel and Hey Ash Watcha Playin' fame) and I got some quality time in with Lilt Line a few months ago at PAX, but we thought it best to save our impressions until the game was actually released. The game finall...   read

 
 
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E3 10: Bit.Trip BEAT coming to iPhone/iPad, eat chips

This week, we got some exclusive time with the developers of the Bit.Trip series. It was awesome. I can't tell you everything they shared with us, but I'll do my best to tell you what I can, starting with this bombshell. Bit.Trip BEAT is c...   read

 
 
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Insert fist in mouth: Deadly Premonition now available

Deadly Premonition. Either you "get it," like us, or you're a normal human being and will never be able to comprehend what makes it so entertaining. Hopefully you have already seen these two posts on the game -- each contains a marvelous vi...   read

 
 
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Sumotori Dreams: Drunken sumo wrestling for $4

  You might not have the exact name, Sumotori Dreams, tattooed on your brain, but many of you will instantly recognize the game as soon as you start up this video. Usually, physics-based games require thinking, or some form of intellig...   read

 
 
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Those Xbox 360 wireless N adapters are out this week

Yes, yes -- wireless functionality on the Xbox 360 does came at a fairly substantial price. What else is new? With that out of the way, let's talk about the newfangled wireless N adapters that became available this week. $100 to satisfy you...   read

 
 
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The month in Xbox: Games on Demand, Avatars, and deals

While it's freakishly convenient when companies cram all sorts of knowledge into their press releases, it also saddens me in a way. With an abundance of information, it can be hard to find room for the funny or otherwise offbeat in such a t...   read

 
 
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Red Dead Redemption screens are cooler than Westworld

If there's one thing for me to take away from my time spent on Fallout 3, it's that exploration is one of my favorite things to do in games now that technology is catching up with our imaginations. Combine that with my longing for this gene...   read

 
 
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Spend an evening with some NES and Dreamcast papercraft

Papercraft is easy to get overly excited about, there's no denying it. The problem, however, is seeing it all the way through. If any of you have a short attention span like I do, you can only make it a good thirty minutes before you give u...   read

 
 
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