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All video game conventions should happen near an aquarium

You don't necessarily flock to a video game convention expecting to see fish, but if someone makes the offhand suggestion to hit up a nearby aquarium and the pitch has time to simmer, before you know it, you're committed to spending $35 per...

 
 
 
 
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Here's a doctor's note so you can play Fallout 4

In case you'd prefer to stay home this week and play Fallout 4 rather than go into work, Bethesda marketing boss and respected medical doctor Pete Hines has whipped up a sick note to help you play hooky. Just be ready to field some question...

 
 
 
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Well, at least I didn't try to redeem a code as my Gamertag

When I first signed up for a PlayStation Network account many moons ago, I was dismayed to find my desired username was unavailable. Heartbroken and frustrated about not being able to go by the moniker xXxNoScopeXxX, I created a handle I kn...

 
 
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Someone's been playing too much Metal Gear

A generic cardboard box.  It may look pedestrian, but it's light, sturdy, and has a hundred and one uses. How can we get by without them? A good cardboard box is a soldier's best friend; having one handy can mean the difference be...

 
 
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Heed this advice to live the good life

Video Game Advisor (Twitter, Tumblr) is a resource I didn't know I wanted. The archive captures those moments when video games attempt to give advice about life, love, and beyond. Sometimes, the message is insightful. Other times, it's down...

 
 
 
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Pac-Man wants to eat your diapers

Pac-Man reminds me of a child actor whose star burned too bright. Much like that cute kid from that one movie, Pac-Man fell on hard times after his crippling meth addiction landed him in rehab. Nowadays, the poor guy can been seen eating ou...

 
 
 
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Dog gives crying baby PS3 controller in apology

This baby is bad at sharing. The beagle felt bad about taking its toy, so it apologized by giving it many new ones, including a DualShock 3. It also might be trying to suffocate the baby, I'm not sure. Dogs are great.

 
 
 
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Toys-to-life games have a long way to go

Between Skylanders, Disney Infinity, amiibo, and now LEGO Dimensions, I'm hearing an awful lot of talk about the "toys to life" category these days. That's fine, but nudge me when we can do this:

 
 
 
 
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Doritos Pope walks Kanye West through E3

[Photo via Eric Taylor] Geoff Keighley escorts Kanye West through E3. GEOFF KEIGHLEY ESCORTS KANYE WEST THROUGH E3. Also, Sisqo was in my Uncharted 4 demo and he is super tiny. Also, also, fuck, I missed Kanye. Damn it!

 
 
 
 
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Please don't murder me, Donkey Kong

Nintendo's E3 2015 booth was dominated by huge lines for Star Fox Zero and a massive Super Mario Maker section but, tucked away toward the back, there was our old pal Donkey Kong sporting his new Skylanders SuperChargers look. Goo...

 
 
 
 
 
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'Mo-yang'?

Bombshells dropped at the Minecraft HoloLens demo during Microsoft's E3 2015 presser.

 
 




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