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YOSHI IS HIGH AS FUCK

PSA: Maybe don't buy amiibo at flea markets

Seriously. Don't do it, guys. Redditor blukirbi learned this lesson the hard way so we don't have to.   read

 
 
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Fallout 4
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Here's a doctor's note so you can play Fallout 4

In case you'd prefer to stay home this week and play Fallout 4 rather than go into work, Bethesda marketing boss and respected medical doctor Pete Hines has whipped up a sick note to help you play hooky. Just be ready to field some question...   read

 
 
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Fallout 4

Here's the Fallout 4 menu screen, both spoiler-free and spoiler-filled versions

Fallout 4, video game as it is, will have a menu screen. Enthralling stuff. We have an image of what that looks like. But, some people hate spoilers, and they're probably mad that I even confirmed there's a menu screen. Damn, I better prote...   read

 
 
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Gamertag

Well, at least I didn't try to redeem a code as my Gamertag

When I first signed up for a PlayStation Network account many moons ago, I was dismayed to find my desired username was unavailable. Heartbroken and frustrated about not being able to go by the moniker xXxNoScopeXxX, I created a handle I kn...   read

 
 
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Metal Gear Solid

Someone's been playing too much Metal Gear

A generic cardboard box.  It may look pedestrian, but it's light, sturdy, and has a hundred and one uses. How can we get by without them? A good cardboard box is a soldier's best friend; having one handy can mean the difference be...   read

 
 
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Video game advice

Heed this advice to live the good life

Video Game Advisor (Twitter, Tumblr) is a resource I didn't know I wanted. The archive captures those moments when video games attempt to give advice about life, love, and beyond. Sometimes, the message is insightful. Other times, it's down...   read

 
 
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Mondays, am I right?
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Sonic 2 handles stubborn stains!

If I were allowed to make commercials for video games, I'd want them to look like this:   read

 
 
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Poor Pac-Man

Pac-Man wants to eat your diapers

Pac-Man reminds me of a child actor whose star burned too bright. Much like that cute kid from that one movie, Pac-Man fell on hard times after his crippling meth addiction landed him in rehab. Nowadays, the poor guy can been seen eating ou...   read

 
 
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The real Evil Within
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In the end, the true Evil Within is just an empty stomach

Nothing worse than an empty stomach. Come on over if you want some leftovers (partially pictured below).   read

 
 


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Dogs are good
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Dog gives crying baby PS3 controller in apology

This baby is bad at sharing. The beagle felt bad about taking its toy, so it apologized by giving it many new ones, including a DualShock 3. It also might be trying to suffocate the baby, I'm not sure. Dogs are great.   read

 
 
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Kojima loves Mad Max
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Kojima has seen Mad Max four times because he is right and good

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain felt pretty complete to me when they let me play 14 hours of it, though I'm sure there's still work to be done. Regardless, whether Hideo Kojima is tirelessly crunching to finish realizing his vision or ...   read

 
 
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Toys to life
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Toys-to-life games have a long way to go

Between Skylanders, Disney Infinity, amiibo, and now LEGO Dimensions, I'm hearing an awful lot of talk about the "toys to life" category these days. That's fine, but nudge me when we can do this:   read

 
 
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The hottest booth babes of E3 2015

E3 is over. But before we get back to our normal routines, check out these steamy booth attendants.   read

 
 
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Hot Pockets
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Review: Free E3 'Breakfast'-flavored Hot Pockets

You see the depths I go for yous guys? I ate a Hot Pocket.   read

 
 
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E3!

Doritos Pope walks Kanye West through E3

[Photo via Eric Taylor] Geoff Keighley escorts Kanye West through E3. GEOFF KEIGHLEY ESCORTS KANYE WEST THROUGH E3. Also, Sisqo was in my Uncharted 4 demo and he is super tiny. Also, also, fuck, I missed Kanye. Damn it!   read

 
 
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ATARI

Atari seriously needs to update its E3 booth

This thing is positively ancient.    read

 
 
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Very alive at E3

Proof that Capcom has not yet killed Yoshinori Ono

Capcom still hasn't killed Yoshinori Ono, despite its best efforts. Here he is at E3, meeting fans and being very alive.   read

 
 
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E3

Please don't murder me, Donkey Kong

Nintendo's E3 2015 booth was dominated by huge lines for Star Fox Zero and a massive Super Mario Maker section but, tucked away toward the back, there was our old pal Donkey Kong sporting his new Skylanders SuperChargers look. Goo...   read

 
 
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E3

That's not how memes work, Ubisoft

Ubisoft wanted this E3 moment to become a meme. Nah.   read

 
 
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Mirror's Edge 2
 
 
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Dude abides

How'd you like the Microsoft E3 conference?

Well, that's just like your opinion, man.   read

 
 
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Mojang

'Mo-yang'?

Bombshells dropped at the Minecraft HoloLens demo during Microsoft's E3 2015 presser.   read

 
 
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Microsoft E3

Pardon the interruption

It stood out to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You may go back to watching another The Division trailer.   read

 
 
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HOT POCKETS at E3

BREAKING: HOT POCKETS CONFIRMED FOR E3

There's been a lot of speculation whether The Last Guardian or a new Metroid game will make an appearance E3, but one thing we know for sure is HOT POCKETS® will be at the show next week. Yes, evil corporation Nestle will be parked outs...   read

 
 
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