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Hey Ash Whatcha Playin' rings in the holidays

It's Christmas Eve, so we all have one thing on our minds: doin' it. Boinking. Bumping uglies. Taking an adult nap. The horizontal mambo. Intercourse, Pennsylvania. The Burches have you covered, casting their gaze on sex in games like Mass ...   read

 
 
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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin' gets a lil weird this week...and a lil furry

Pretty fun new Hey Ash, Watcha Playin' this week with a Banjoe-Kazooie twist. And way more nudity and animalistic sexuality and bloody eggholes. Plus funny voices! I want a gritty, AAA release, like a Witcher 3 or whatever, that uses no vo...   read

 
 
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Happy Friday! Have a HAWP about Ecco the Dolphin

It's Friday afternoon, and you know what that means. Game news slows down. You're doing lots of sitting around idly, pretending to be busy, waiting to slip out of work and start up the weekend as soon as possible. Maybe you need something t...   read

 
 
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Length vs lesbians: HAWP has Gone Home

Season 5 of Hey Ash Watcha Playin'? debuted today. The show originally aired right here on 'ol Destructoid before ending up on Game Trailers until 2013. Since then, episodes have been sparse, often sponsored, ending up alongside Mega64 at ...   read

 
 
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HAWP star Ashly Burch has a role in Persona Q

Our old friend Ashly Burch is lending her vocal talents to Atlus USA's localization of Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth. Congrats, Ash! The Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'? co-creator has voiced characters in several titles in recent years, ...   read

 
 
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HAWP makes an indie game, teaches couch co-op etiquette

In between Lucas Pope (Papers, Please) acceptance speeches at the 2014 IGF awards, we were treated to two lovely HAWP shorts. And then, right after, Mega64's amazing Kutaragi's Way during the Game Developers' Choice awards.  Make the ...   read

 
 
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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin' cast comes to Saints Row IV

Anthony and Ashly Burch have come a long way from their humble beginnings as creators of a weird Internet show to where they are now (creators of a marginally popular weird Internet show, among other things). Now they can add one...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Mmmmmmmmm! Apple juice!

Papa Burch is the best father ever. He supports... nay... encourages his children to do what feels right to them. Including getting completely smashed on daddy's special "apple juice." This episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? is about Dea...   read

 
 
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New Awesomenaut Ayla voiced by Ashly Burch

The insane 2D MOBA Awesomenauts has been trucking along for a full year, continuously being updated with new characters, maps, and other goodies -- on Windows and Mac, of course. Developer Ronimo Games is not through with the game yet and ...   read

 
 
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HAWP: 'Like that movie with the horses'

And here we are again, back with shares of super-late Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? episodes. In my defense, we've had a hectic few weeks of news and goings-on. The schadenfreude derived from watching the Burches' poisonous sibling rivalry had...   read

 
 


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HAWP: How Anthony Burch wrote Borderlands 2

Anthony Burch was very lucky to get hired by Gearbox to work on Borderlands 2. But the road to writing a critically acclaimed game script would only get harder from there. In this very special episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?, Anthony'...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Papa Burch is the prettiest girl at prom

The stereotypical "girl games" are not necessarily as bad as people make 'em out to be. Okay, a lot of them are as bad as people make 'em out to be, but that's not the point. The point is that there are gems even amongst the smoldering mou...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Anthony Burch is a big mama's boy

Anthony tried to be a big boy -- get married, get a job, move to a new house. But the real world was just too tough for him. With a little prodding from Ash, he realizes that he misses his mommy. But does his mommy miss him back? You alrea...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Oh Ash, your diplomacy is so thick and hard

This is... well... umm... you know what? I'm not even going to explain it. The latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? is brilliance, plain and simple. Go watch it and have a good laugh or two. Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Civilization V [GameTrai...   read

 
 
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HAWP: This video is about BOOBS

Continuing the tradition of only being tangentially related to the videogame an episode is named after, the latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? uses the new Tomb Raider as a springboard into a discussion about women in games and the role of w...   read

 
 
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HAWP: The Bobby Kotick your man could smell like

What's in my hand? Back to you, you have it. It's a baby! Look again. The baby is now dynamite! Today's episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? gives you a glimpse into just another day at the Activision office. Bobby Kotick wants that sweet,...   read

 
 
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HAWP: What sort of a (wo)man has bats on the brain?

Booyah! Not this time, baby! I caught the new episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? the day of! Sure, I'm posting the video the day after it originally went live, but it's better than a full week later! Anyway, this is one my favorite HAWPs...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Anthony Burch's Diablo III intervention

God, friggin'... AAAAARGH! Another late HAWP post! Christ, why can't I ever catch these on time!? If they were on YouTube, I'd get direct email notifications of new uploads, but noooooooOOO!!! The Burch's are doing this to me on purpose. I...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Rip Van Ashley wants to play Saints Row: The Third

The latest episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? premiered at PAX last week before being uploaded to GameTrailers. I held off posting it until now out of anger and resentment from not being able to attend the show. It definitely wasn't beca...   read

 
 
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HAWP: It's not always about the violence

There's more to A Game of Thrones than violence and rampant sex, just like there's more to Hey Ash, Whatcha' Playin? than violence and ... rampant sex! In this case, the Burches have a debate on whether the Game of Thrones videogame is any...   read

 
 
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Sup Holmes: Anthony Burch cuddles my mind

[Destructoid's Director of Communications Hamza Aziz asked Jonathan Holmes to make a show called 'Sup, Holmes?' so that Destructoid could later sell a t-shirt that says 'Sup, Holmes?' on it. This is that show. Subscribe to the podcast...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Burch has finally crossed the line

I know the Burch siblings have done some incredibly wrong things in Hey Ash, Watcha Playin'? in the past, but this... this is a whole new ballgame. Take the "Shift" mechanic from Driver: San Francisco, give that ability to Ash, and watch h...   read

 
 
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HAWP: The splendiferous, monumentous E3 2012 trilogy

Because Anthony was stuck rubbing his nuts on the Borderlands 2 booth for most of E3, it was up to Ash to get the Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? video content up this year. She manages to touch upon all the necessary bases: Papa Burch spotlight...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Anthony Burch has no shame

So typical. Anthony Burch has a platform upon which he can share his insight into the value of videogames as a medium, yet he would rather throw all his credibility away for some cheap cheesecake exposure. He's not even all that hot, that ...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Anthony needs to learn to nut up

Seriously, even Blavis has got more cojones than him. He needs to learn to stop taking part in Ashley's various activities. The latest episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? contrasts sandbox and linear game designs via food metaphors. Yummy...   read

 
 
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