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Porn stars play games topless, because why not?

Professional sex ladies Alana Evans and Misti Dawn have come to the strange conclusion that the gamer demographic is predominantly male and horny. While we've yet to see any evidence of that, they have set up a brand new blog tailoring to h...   read

 
 
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Destructoid: Dog Space 2 vs. My Fat, Slutty Killzone

Hello, cherubs. Dear sweet Megazord, this has been a long week. I have for you, another episode of the critically acclaimed (lol) Destructoid Show. Hopefully, it appeals to your enjoyment lobes on some level. Stories we cover: The fab...   read

 
 
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VGAs 2010: Felicia Day and Carlos Ferro

Continuing our coverage of the SpikeTV Video Game Awards red carpet ceremony (it was actually just black linoleum, major disappointment) I've got a couple new clips of Dtoid staff harassing famous people. First, I got to talk to Felicia Day...   read

 
 
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Dtoid Live: Saturday Morning Hangover!

Feeling a little bit under the weather this morning? Come and join Jordan Devore, the always lovely ImpossiblePlant and myself for Saturday Morning Hangover, a new weekly livestream on Destructoid's Justin.tv channel. Yay!  From 10-12p...   read

 
 
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Sengoku Basara dev: Girls don't like disgusting violence

While Sengoku Basara is a game that many of our Western readers don't really care about, it's apparently really popular with girls in Japan. While it's weird to think that a hack n' slash game has a huge female fanbase, producer Hiroyu...   read

 
 
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UFC Undisputed 2010 demo will get you laid

All fans of the Ultimate Fighting Champion and THQ's UFC Undisputed will be happy to learn that today is the day when the demo for UFC Undisputed 2010 goes live on Xbox Live and the PlayStation Network. Note how I say fans -- only register...   read

 
 
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Dead or Alive Paradise > spanking your monkey

Either this viral is implying that Dead or Alive Paradise is better than masturbating, or Tecmo wants everyone to go beat the sh*t out of some monkeys. Personally, I'd do both at the same time, but I digress. Leifang is this week's babe an...   read

 
 
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Lara Croft vs Slave Leia in a snowball fight

Look, it's Saturday morning. Nothing is going on, the videogame industry has stopped for the week and it's a slow night. Actually, that's all bullsh*t. We would have posted this no matter what. Why? Because why not! That's why. This is the...   read

 
 
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Over 50% of US PSP owners are girls!?

We all know that most PSP owners are completely dickless, but for the first time ever, it's true in a literal sense. A new study from Nielsen indicates that half of the PSP's audience is made up of females. It looks like that lilac Hannah&n...   read

 
 
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Super SFIV's Juri used to be cute and fat (like a baby)

I thought it was pretty interesting that Abel started off as a girl/trap (don't we all), and while Juri's original design didn't feature any gender-bending functionality, her creation process was pretty cool in itself. According the latest ...   read

 
 
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Bayonetta gets her gun-shoe freak on in new trailer

With Bayonetta out in Japan, Sega can finally concentrate on saturating the West with video trailers and promotional chicanery. Here's the first trailer, a new video that shows off the weapons and combos in Platinum Games' over-the-top act...   read

 
 
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30% of Guitar Hero players are female (slow news day)

In amazingly mindblowing news that everybody cares about, it's being stated that almost a third of all Guitar Hero players are female. Wow."A very large group really wants great guitar music, and they don’t want us to confuse tha...   read

 
 
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Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App

Seduce a SuicideGirl is a new iPhone App where you'll be playing a choose your own style adventure in order to make out with Zoli Suicide. Your goal is to chat up Zoli in a comic book shop and if you're good at bullsh*tting your way through...   read

 
 
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Brighten up your period with this Pokemon menstrual pad!

Is it your time of the month? You on the rag? On the blob? More importantly, have you ever wanted to bleed out of your minge and onto Pikachu's face? If you answer in the affirmative to these questions, then we have a very special treat for...   read

 
 
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Trish Stratus coming out with a Wii Yoga game

Trish Stratus as a brunette with glasses is stunning. She was always hot, but now she's just ... wow. Oh, right, videogames. Fitness model and former WWE actor Trish Stratus has teamed up with Frima Studio to develop a new yoga game fo...   read

 
 
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Girls: why they game less

Girls. They have stumped men for ages with their ways. The biggest mystery of all? Why they don't play games as much as men. A recent study from Michigan State University has discovered the conclusive truth (until another study comes along ...   read

 
 
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Vote for the next Ryu Ga Gotoku hostess

One of these 16 lovely ladies could appear in the next Ryu Ga Gotoku (Yakuza) game as a virtual hostess. Sega went through 1,500 applicants and now need to figure out which lady will make it through. There’s a photo, video and a pers...   read

 
 
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Model Anja Rubik to star in Yoga for the Wii

JoWooD Productions and DreamCatcher Games is coming out with a yoga game for the Wii simply called Yoga. That’s not the story here. The story here is that international model Anja Rubik will be featured in the game. Actually, that&r...   read

 
 
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New Lara Croft poses make old Lara look like a bobble head

Lara Croft has gone through a few changes in her life, most of them based around graphical advancements in breast rounding technology. Back in the day Lara was naught more than a couple of polygons stuck together to vaguely resemble large b...   read

 
 
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E3 09: The E3 booth babe gallery!

E3 2009 feels like what a real E3 should feel like again this year. There's actually excitement in the air as people are hustling and bustling around going from booth to booth. I'm actually kind of sad since everything is quieting down righ...   read

 
 
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Burlesque goes nerdy at Los Angeles' Bordello club

Ok, picture this: an evening of entertainment provided by hot girls dressed like video game characters who then proceed to take off their clothes for an audience? Uh ... what I've just described is the wet dream of the majority of male game...   read

 
 
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Breaking! Free Destructoid shirts for the ladies while they last

Time to clean house!  Nerdyshirts is closing out the last of our 08' Destructoid skull & crossbones shirts for $5 plus shipping (all men's sizes are sold out, sorry!) but here's how to get it for free: To get the coupon just copy a...   read

 
 
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Um, OK: Girls Gone Wild reviews Tenchu Shadow Assassins

 For whatever reason, Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild reviewed Tenchu Shadow Asassins. Well, it’s not actually a review. It’s really just clips from Tenchu mixed together with NSFW clips of naked women from Girls Gone Wild. ...   read

 
 
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Ubisoft says the Wii is for girls

Because dividing people by gender is lots of fun for everyone, Ubisoft is claiming that the Wii is a "girl-driven" system, something which the publisher's senior brand manager, Ann Hamilton, thinks lies at the heart of the system'...   read

 
 
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Maxim's hottest videogame babes of 2008 misses a few babes

Maxim has compiled a list of the sexiest videogame babes from games released in 2008 and I don’t agree with some of their babe choices. I’m not saying the list isn’t good in any way; it’s just my list of sexiest babe...   read

 
 
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