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Citizens, unite: vote Mike Haggar

[Another gem from Destructoid's Golden Archives, this our most popular story of April 2008] As you’ve no doubt been following the prospective U.S. presidential nominees, you must be asking yourself several questions: Who should I...

 
 
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Dreams can come true: A real-life Umbrella Corp. umbrella

Resident Evil Zero is one of the few non-Outbreak games in the series I haven't gotten around to playing. I imagine there are many of you in a similar position, so listen up. While you could get a used copy of the Gamecube version for cheap...

 
 
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Season 2 of The Jace Hall Show gets up in your grill

I'm a fan of The Jace Hall Show, and I'm not just saying that because Hall is twice my size and could splatter my head like a watermelon with his gigantic hands. The online gaming show is genuinely entertaining, hitting developers behind-th...

 
 
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The nine levels of 'Cosplay Hell' will burn your eyes

I actually have a lot of respect for cosplayers. The dedication it takes to fashion an outfit based on your favorite videogame, comic book, or American Idol contestant is astounding. Truly, we've seen some amazing displays of skill and atte...

 
 
 
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US Games industry salary averaged $73,600 in 2007

Games industry bloggers? Not so much (no offense, boss). The $73,600 American industry average is only up a few hundred dollars from the 2006 average, according to Game Developer magazine's seventh annual survey. We know that (most of) the ...

 
 
 
 
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GDC 08: Peter Molyneux, private meeting edition

At GDC, we often get the chance to attend private meetings with developers to talk about their upcoming releases. This gives us a chance to hear about all the game related information on a professional level, before we throw it out into a ...

 
 
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Bead-based consoles, no batteries required

I've been fortunate enough to find a group of bead sprite fanatics like me in a little place called The Bead-Sprites Forum, and this group has one member whose pieces are making him stand out from the regular crowd Doctor Octoroc has made s...

 
 
 
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Jhidekim's top notch E3 coverage

The Dtoid crew has a new Barbara Walters on board and Jhidekim is his name. Bringing you only the highest quality coverage from the Santa Monica Pier, this is his version of what Spyro and Crash Bandicoot wanted you to see. Special thanks ...

 
 
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Ikaruga's final stage, double-fisted

Disclaimer: The above video contains scenes of ridiculous awesome, and things that will make you question the value of your own life. Keep in mind that the gentleman you are about to see is almost certainly a cyborg, and has pursued his l...

 
 
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Podtoid 24: As long as we got each other edition!

Once again, we come to the time of the week when the sun is shining, young men's fancies are turning into thoughts of love, and birds are alighting from their perches in order to have sex with the sexiest of all the bees. Of course, tha...

 
 
 
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Rob "Sheir" Martinez stars in The Forgettables

If you're a fan of Sheir -- and if you're not, you should be -- you'll be interested to know he and his friends have started an episodic, gaming-related comedy show. The pilot can be viewed above.It's pretty schizophrenic (w...

 
 
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Zach Selwyn busts a Destructoid freestyle

In case you didn't know, Zach Selwyn is the man. Not only was he kind enough to stop by our buddies over at Epileptic Gaming and hang out last week, but he also performed some freestyle songs which included the greatness that is Dest...

 
 
 
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Whore out Mario and this is what you get

Mario has had a rough 20 years or so. The man gets used and abused at just about every turn. It should come as no surprise that the guy needs to resort to alternative forms of relief to ease the pain of misuse. Nintendo, give this guy a b...

 
 
 
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Happy Birthday G4! We don't know how to use a calendar ...

Today Yesterday Half an hour ago was G4's fifth birthday. The staff of Destructoid would like to wish the entire network a happy birthday, but unfortunately, they were in talks to merge with The FOOD Network and The Golf Channel, and ...

 
 
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Stringer says PS3 Euro launch was dandy

Despite the talk of massive layoffs, Sony and Howard Stringer seem to be pleased to death about the launch of the PlayStation 3 in Europe. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, right Howie? From Next Gen:Sony chief executive Howard String...

 
 
 
 
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A new kind of Virgin comes to gaming

Virgins and video games, it's sort of like peanut butter and jelly, really. So, it should come as no shock that the actual company Virgin wants to somehow get more involved with the gaming industry. Just announced for the UK only, Virgi...

 
 




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Mike Sounders

Shaggy confirmed for Dragon Ball Fighterz and stronger than Jiren

 
Silver Luso

👻👻👻(best read Im shaky ghost story voice) Im sick of seeing this spooky image, the water bullshit in this game can go to hell 👻👻👻👻

 
100 Percent Human SrChurros that is Totally Not a Monster

Ok, just a few more minutes of Night in the Woods before going to *chapter 3 ends with a huge cliffhanger* fuck

 
whatsacow

I still dont understand how if I give you 5 warnings to back the fuck off before I snap and you dont back the fuck off how its my fault when I get angry at

 
King Kaiser

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TysonOfTimesUp

As a reminder, Fuck Canceled my CE for Destiny 2 because I just realized itd take a week to ship for a shipping Wake up or go out of business you archaic My

 
DinoSpecter

So I totally forgot about the list order for the Dtoid writes a book Here it is for those I cant believe I got the first chapter #prayfordino

 
Eingon Spankgler

Seriously, WWE you ageist Mickie James kicks the shit out of Alexa Bliss for like 5 straight minutes and Bliss pulls out a 5 moves of doom 5 seconds offense to

 
Michformer

Just found out that A Silent Voice will be playing in Rockville in a couple of Premise alone strongly compels me to give it a

 
iam16bat

Spooky Gaming Fact of the Day: Despite sharing the same name as the book, Parasite Eve is actually a sequel to the However it wasnt written by books author, Hideaki Sena, in fact he didnt know about the game until it came

 
 

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