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They seriously made a hair cutting game

Here at the Destructoid office we've always joked that someone would take Wii motion control too far and make a hair cutting game. We joked that it would be called "Cut That Sh*t!" or something similar. And now it's really happening. The Re...

 
 
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Take your Zelda on the go with these handpainted Vans

Kyozo Kicks has been busy creating awesome again. Last time, he whipped up the most incredible tribute to Phoenix Wright in wearable form ever, and this time, he's back with a little bit of love for the Triforce-obsessed. I really dig the c...

 
 
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Now this is what I call a real Guitar Hero

Even as a gamer myself, I've never felt drawn to the whole Guitar Hero/Rock Band scene. Maybe it's because I have struggled to learn the real thing, but the idea of pretending to play great Rock songs ranks up there with lip-syncing and pan...

 
 
 
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Tori-Emaki screensaver is more fun than most PS3 games

Common reaction to that title above is going to be "Stop bitching about PS3, bleh bleh bleh." Great thing is, since I'm a Games Journalist (also known as: hack), I can bitch about it all I damn please. Snark aside, this Tori-Emaki...

 
 
 
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Fist of the North Star comes to DS; lots of stuff to punch

Hearing Fist of The North Star is coming to DS will put a broad smile on a good otaku's face, but the rest of us unenlightened bastards will have no idea what all the fuss is about. Hokuto no Ken: Hokuto Kami-ken Denshousha no Michi (roughl...

 
 
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Cinema conventions that have no place in videogaming

These days, we find ourselves in a world where the word “cinematic” is frequently thrown about in relation to videogames. While classic titles like Pac-Man and Donkey Kong represented the fun, unrealistic entries in a new art fo...

 
 
 
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Give your DS some 'Style'

No, I'm not talking about your gaudy, bejewelled Metallic Rose monstrosity, but rather the software you'd put in it. It's fairly safe to say that gamers aren't the most well rounded people as far as culture goes. Sure, we kn...

 
 




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South Park: Phone Destroyer"My phone is still well intact"

 

Battle Chef Brigade"Slice and dice"

 

Coco"I'm (nearly) in love with the Coco"

 

Batman - The Enemy Within: Fractured Mask"Episode 3 wildly tangled in its own cat's cradle"

 

School Girl/Zombie Hunter"A real class act"

 

Star Wars Battlefront II"You must learn control"

 

Monster of the Deep: Final Fantasy XV"Dad, dad, do the perfect cast!"

 

Destiny 2 (PC)"Identity Crisis"

 

Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy"A dated but fun PS2 classic"

 
 
 

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Khalid Eternal Nigh

Rob Zombie performing a duet cover of The Commodores Brick House with Lionel Richie is officially one of the weirdest things to ever

 
Seymour

HOLY CRAP I almost missed this! Took about a year to come out, too! Hope this adaptation is completed before Im 30 and have, yet again, forgotten about

 
Chris Moyse

Dont be rude to people, Ok? Lifes hard enough for all of I bought Heres a girl I

 
whatsacow

Hi, so I cant click on any blogs, articles or go to my profile as it just goes to a server down Is this a common issue or is it just me?

 
Dennis Carden

Holy Ultra Space in Pokémon Ultra Sun and Moon is Within the past two days, Ive found three separate Shiny

 
Marcel Hoang

Ancient Magus Bride is this supposedly slow looking anime that just draws you in then suddenly it tells so much within 23

 
Electric Reaper

It would seem that clearing the browser cache fixed the problem with the account screwup (at least for Speaking of account screwups, the Steam 2015 Christmas account mess was even covered by the hate site Why? Who fucking

 
A Luigi Fanatic

Shaun is a national treasure

 
Funkotrons Finest

Had fun reading all the carnage from freaky Maybe by becoming others, you learned how to walk in their shoes, and learned an important life Or maybe you perverts just liked going through their underwear drawers while they werent

 
Pumpkin Spice Fuzunga

It looks like they added the ability for ponytails to stick out the back of headwear in Splatoon Where was that in the patch notes? Clearly this was the most important feature!

 
 

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