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8-bit Destructoid

Get retro with the Destructoid shirt and hoodie!

It's about time we did something like this! The Destructoid Videogame News System captures the retro Nintendo Entertainment System box covers with an 8-bit Destructoid. The new design was created by the talented Drew Wise, and you can grab ...   read

 
 
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DTOID Fashion

Last chance to get your limited edition Destructoid shirt!

Originally revealed in an episode of Farts 'N' Crafts last week by Max Scoville, Chad Valente's amazing linocut print will be the first design to be made into a limited edition Destructoid shirt for DTOID Fashion. The limited edition tee wi...   read

 
 
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Who's that new Destructoid editor?

Greetings humans My name is Grimecraft (aka Clarke) and I am the new music editor here at Destructoid. I am a DJ/Producer on Dj CUTMAN's record label GameChops and formerly a super cool artist at Harmonix, Crystal Dynamics, and Insomniac Ga...   read

 
 
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Corgis cosplaying as your favorite videogame heroes

Corgis are one of the cutest animals in the world. Fact. So what's cuter than a corgi? Corgis dressed up in outfits! More specifically, corgis dressed up as your favorite videogame hero. And that's just what we've made happen with the lates...   read

 
 
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Smash Bros.

Natasha Allegri pays tribute to Smash Bros.' new high heels

When Nintendo unveiled Samus' new footwear in yesterday's Smash Bros. presentation, the internet went wild. "How dare they!?!" they cried, tears of shoe-serious stress and tension streaming down their faces. "Just because she's a girl doesn...   read

 
 
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Sega 3D Classics

Sashay, Shantay in these Sega 3D Classics T-shirts

When it comes to quirky fashion and accessories, I strut down the runway of life. Coincidentally, most of my horrific items are Sega-related products, like my Mega Drive bag (similar to this one) or the Dreamcast controller backpack I covet...   read

 
 
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Get a Destructoid shirt for $17.95!

All t-shirts on the Destructoid store have been dropped down to $17.95! We've lowered the price down, saving you a couple of bucks. Sure, $2 isn't much, but those $2 can now be spent on a whole bunch of other things. Like cheap Jack in the ...   read

 
 
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Dumb Idiot Ideas: Metal Gear Solid ski gloves and panties

Hey, did you see those Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes track jackets and sneakers that Puma's making? They're pretty cool, but a franchise with such awesome character and mechanical designs really deserves more creative merchandising. Her...   read

 
 
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Fashion Alert: Who Wore It Better?

The Daisy-Dukes-and-a-'Beater look is back in a big way this season! Who's rocking the outfit better, Funky Kong or Poison?   read

 
 
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KIRBEE KIRBEE KIRBEE KIRBEE KIRBEE KIRBEE!

What happens when Kirby sucks in a bee? He becomes Kirbee! Yes, a cute little twist on the always hungry hero of Dreamland, and it can be yours for $19.95 $17.95. This t-shirt was designed by artist Drew Wise, and you can order one in ...   read

 
 
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Destructoid store

Star Fox + Fox Hound = Star Hound!

What do you get when you cross Nintendo's Star Fox franchise with Metal Gear Solid's FOXHOUND unit? Why, Star Hound, of course! Designed by the ever-talented Drew Wise, this awesome shirt is available in men's and women's sizes ranging from...   read

 
 
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Dtoid store

Mario what are you doing? Get out of that trash can!

Mario likes to dress up as a bunch of different things in his various adventures, with the raccoon suit seemingly getting the most love. And now we know why, as he likes to go digging in trash cans with his raccoon buddies in the middle of ...   read

 
 
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Destructoid store

It's-a Mario within a Mario within a Mario!

It's-a me, Marioska! Everybody's favorite Mushroom Kingdom plumber enters the world of Russian Matryoshka dolls in this adorable design by artist Mat Hudson. And it can be yours right now in shirt form for only $19.95! This comfortable...   read

 
 
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Sumo Emperor

Review: Sumo Emperor

Furniture can get pretty expensive. Sometimes, you'll go into a store ready to buy a replacement chair, and before you know it, you and your wife are picking out a five-piece sofa set. Comfort, price, and aesthetics all come into play, and ...   read

 
 
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Destructoid is more than meets the eye in this crossover

You know what's cool? Transformers. You know what's not cool? That the Autobot symbol looks a little, well, emo. Have you really looked at it before? The robot mascot is sporting a frown face and looks like it's on the verge of tears! So we...   read

 
 
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Dtoid store

Look classy with the new Donkey Kong tie shirt

Donkey Kong is almost as old as the vidoegame industry itself and the big great gorilla has been in all sorts of different genres. Whether he was a bad guy or good guy, he always rocked a tie even in his first game as he scaled a constructi...   read

 
 
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HAWP: Papa Burch is the prettiest girl at prom

The stereotypical "girl games" are not necessarily as bad as people make 'em out to be. Okay, a lot of them are as bad as people make 'em out to be, but that's not the point. The point is that there are gems even amongst the smoldering mou...   read

 
 
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Dtoid store

If you found pizza on the ground, would you eat it?

Well, would you? That's what our newest shirt in the Destructoid store is asking, and if you've ever played a beat'em up before then you know the answer is giant yes! The new design was created by Josh Grilli, and features a tasty 8-bit piz...   read

 
 
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Animal Crossing clothes

OH BABY! Animal Crossing DLC coming to Style Savvy

Nobody cares about this but me. I am a pretty, pretty princess. But yes, Nintendo's highly fashionable Style Savvy: Trendsetters, the boutique management sim released last year, will be receiving Animal Crossing-themed DLC. The "Gracie Grac...   read

 
 
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Super Mario kimono

This Super Mario kimono is high-class fashion

In the fashion world, "retro" is in. I should know because I am a fashionista because I've been playing a lot of Style Savvy: Trendsetters on the 3DS, so I'm up on my sh*t. You couldn't be a more fashionable guy than me. So when I tell you ...   read

 
 
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Celebrate Valentine's Day with the I <3 Controllers shirt

I <3 Controllers is a fusion of videogame controllers that have come together to form one big heart. The design was created by Drea "Pinksage" Avellán, and up till now we've offered the design in black, green, blue and purple colo...   read

 
 
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Debut trailer for Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII

[Update: Oh hey look it's the debut trailer for Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, featuring gameplay, and Lightning's new outfit!] Full scans from the latest Famitsu have made their way to the Internet, giving us a much better look at...   read

 
 
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Lightning, what the hell are you wearing?

Lightning, you look... weird! The black leather-ish armor and white cape aren't exactly JRPG fashion no-nos, but what's up with the sleeves and the shoulder horn? You weirdo! These Shonen Jump magazine scans we found at Gamekyo sh...   read

 
 
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Stay warm this season with Destructoid shirts & sweaters!

[Update: This is your last chance to order anything from the store if you want them to make it before Christmas. Do you want to ruin Christmas?! I DON'T THINK SO!] For a limited time the Destructoid merch store will be carrying sweater...   read

 
 
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Get 5% off on all merch from the Destructoid store!

The Destructoid store has grown over the last few months and with the holidays now upon us, it's time to have a sale! You can get 5% off on all your orders when you enter this coupon code at checkout: happyholidays. Plus don't forget that S...   read

 
 
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