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Team17's Worms 2: Armageddon gets an explodey new trailer

You know what's fun? Worms, that's what. You know what's not fun? The very first time you ever play Worms. My very first experience with Worms was an absolute disaster -- I happened to be visiting Jim when he still lived in London and boote...

 
 
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Imagine Persona:The Movie with this fan trailer

Just about any hardcore fan of the Shin Megami Tensei: Persona series would probably sacrifice their first born child to see a well-made Persona movie. Leave it to the seemingly endless power of the Dtoid community to make the next best thi...

 
 
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Fan-made Link's Awakening remake may not be vaporware

No matter how cool they may seem, it's always hard to get excited about fan-made Zelda games. Their creators are always faking their deaths or pulling some other wacky stunt to back out of their projects.  This 3D remake of Link's Awak...

 
 
 
 
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Psychiatrist says that WoW is more embarrassing than porn

In an interview in the Boston Globe, Dr. Gerald Block talked about internet addiction. He is a psychiatrist that specializes in the treatment of gamers that can't pull themselves away from the computer, and he says that these people are mor...

 
 
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The Guardian to the anti-games lobby: 'We've already won'

The ever-lovely .tiff sent me a link to this amazing Guardian article addressing the politicians and writers who have spent a great deal of time enjoying their sneering and condescending attacks on the games industry. Columnist Richard Bart...

 
 
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Ten golden rules of videogame fanboyism

What industry can truly call itself an industry without fanboys? Those who prove themselves obsessively loyal to any product or corporation can be found among many communities, and nowhere do they flourish more freely than within gamer cult...

 
 
 
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The thinking man's Ikaruga: Stop and smell the duality

As modern gamers, we've evolved into a sort of ravenous, wasteful species of creature I'm not sure I'm comfortable with. We chomp through games like we're fighting to get to the other side of something; licking the frosting out of our Oreos...

 
 
 
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Video Game crushes: Wanting to rape your imaginary friends

After five hours of Eternal Sonata, I can finally admit it to myself: I have a crush on Frederic Chopin. Before you start laughing, think back over all the games you've played. Maybe you were so absorbed in the storyline you didn't even rea...

 
 
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Filthy upskirt action in PS3 golf game

The utter depravity of man consistently abhors me to the point of vomiting, I hope you all understand. I am sickened daily by perverse imagery that finds itself downloaded onto my hard drive through sheer magic and no conscious effort on my...

 
 
 
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Strippable Dead or Alive figures for the dirty, shameful win

Those chaps over at the Hair Palace bring news of sordid plastic debauchery in the form of a rather skimpy Ayane (Dead or Alive Xtreme 2) figurine that can show even more flesh than it bares by default. It's not like her skirt and top ...

 
 
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Why we are what we are!

If you really need to be reminded of what makes us different, then here it is. It is you. When community members are making videos about Community members, then the right things are happening. Look at the Buck Fitches video earlier today, l...

 
 
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'Doing the Mario?' Is that what we're calling it these days?

First off, we'll throw out a global NSFW warning for this entire post. The Japanese side (half) of the internet is riddled with fan videos created with the help of popular eroge (erotic game) Schoolmate. Game company Illusion Soft pr...

 
 
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The Non-Newsround #6: Your pear to pear news service

Merry Sabbath to thee, my gentle children and welcome to the sixth installment of the Non-Newsround. I'm running on the small amount of sleep that killed Leonardo da Vinci so excuse me if this week's edition bears more than a passin...

 
 




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I have gotten used to seeing sexy anime girls, thicc Thursdays and bunny girl Wednesday in But straight up titties is a new

 
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I have started playing video games again, but the magic (and hook) was lost, hopefully

 
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So Google removed their view image button to get a lawsuit against them So getting images in their original quality off Google Images is now basically impossible without workaround

 
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