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Mega Man fan movie to premiere very soon

Back in November of 2008 we showed off a trailer for a fan-made Mega Man movie that looked ridiculously awesome. Things went quiet after that for us here at Dtoid except for an all too brief interview at last year's MAGFest. Well, leave it ...

 
 
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Love Plus Christmas event gives cake, augments reality

[As posted on Japanator] The life-ruining awesome dating simulator Love Plus does a fine job of adding to the bleak wasteland that is the 3D world on its own, but it seems Konami has yet more plans in store for otaku and their DS-bound waif...

 
 
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Nepotism FTW: Spirit Tracks has Mother 3's rope snake

So I guess the Mother/Earthbound community has been talking about this for a while, but I didn't see the connection until this morning as I was cruising around the Game Watch Impress looking for news. LoZ: Spirit Tracks has been really hard...

 
 
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TGS 09: Scandal! Censorship! Underboob!

Underboob. It's like some rare form of cleavage that is scarcely seen in the real world, and often times when it is it's hardly as good as it looks in the magazines that men get for the "articles." However, could it be that underb...

 
 
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It's Dreamcast week on Destructoid!

In case you didn't know, this week marks the 10th birthday of the Sega Dreamcast. In celebration of this joyous event, we'll be bringing you some original features dedicated to this once still amazing console, with a big fat retrospective t...

 
 
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Presenting DJ Malloc's 'Paradigm Collection'

In seems that reworking old videogame covers in styles popularized by artsy fartsy books and movies is the new cool thing to do. For the cynical, it might seem like internet hivemind, but I can spot a good concept when I see it. The house t...

 
 
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Paper route: ddi714d's moveable papercraft machines

If I wanted to post all the great videogame-related papercraft out there, I would just post links to Cubeecraft everyday and close up shop. Every once in a while, however, truly amazing papercraft comes along and I just can't help myself.En...

 
 
 
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DoubleBear's ZRPG, a psychological zombie RPG

So, raise your hands if you're tired of zombies. No? No one? Good.With the exception of perhaps Dead Head Fred, the thing about most zombie games is that you spend most of your time slaughtering them. Even the best zombie games (like Left 4...

 
 
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NeoGAF adds Scribblenauts hype with fan art avatars

I don't think I'll ever get tired of reading and writing about 5th Cell's adorable Scribblenauts, an upcoming puzzle/platformer that's been making a stir since this year's E3, and the epic NeoGAF thread it spawned. While NeoGAF tends to be ...

 
 
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Team17's Worms 2: Armageddon gets an explodey new trailer

You know what's fun? Worms, that's what. You know what's not fun? The very first time you ever play Worms. My very first experience with Worms was an absolute disaster -- I happened to be visiting Jim when he still lived in London and boote...

 
 
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Imagine Persona:The Movie with this fan trailer

Just about any hardcore fan of the Shin Megami Tensei: Persona series would probably sacrifice their first born child to see a well-made Persona movie. Leave it to the seemingly endless power of the Dtoid community to make the next best thi...

 
 
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Fan-made Link's Awakening remake may not be vaporware

No matter how cool they may seem, it's always hard to get excited about fan-made Zelda games. Their creators are always faking their deaths or pulling some other wacky stunt to back out of their projects.  This 3D remake of Link's Awak...

 
 
 
 
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Psychiatrist says that WoW is more embarrassing than porn

In an interview in the Boston Globe, Dr. Gerald Block talked about internet addiction. He is a psychiatrist that specializes in the treatment of gamers that can't pull themselves away from the computer, and he says that these people are mor...

 
 
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The Guardian to the anti-games lobby: 'We've already won'

The ever-lovely .tiff sent me a link to this amazing Guardian article addressing the politicians and writers who have spent a great deal of time enjoying their sneering and condescending attacks on the games industry. Columnist Richard Bart...

 
 
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Ten golden rules of videogame fanboyism

What industry can truly call itself an industry without fanboys? Those who prove themselves obsessively loyal to any product or corporation can be found among many communities, and nowhere do they flourish more freely than within gamer cult...

 
 
 
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The thinking man's Ikaruga: Stop and smell the duality

As modern gamers, we've evolved into a sort of ravenous, wasteful species of creature I'm not sure I'm comfortable with. We chomp through games like we're fighting to get to the other side of something; licking the frosting out of our Oreos...

 
 
 
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Video Game crushes: Wanting to rape your imaginary friends

After five hours of Eternal Sonata, I can finally admit it to myself: I have a crush on Frederic Chopin. Before you start laughing, think back over all the games you've played. Maybe you were so absorbed in the storyline you didn't even rea...

 
 
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Filthy upskirt action in PS3 golf game

The utter depravity of man consistently abhors me to the point of vomiting, I hope you all understand. I am sickened daily by perverse imagery that finds itself downloaded onto my hard drive through sheer magic and no conscious effort on my...

 
 
 
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Strippable Dead or Alive figures for the dirty, shameful win

Those chaps over at the Hair Palace bring news of sordid plastic debauchery in the form of a rather skimpy Ayane (Dead or Alive Xtreme 2) figurine that can show even more flesh than it bares by default. It's not like her skirt and top ...

 
 




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