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Destructoid Meetup: come to Golden Gopher tonight

We're having a thing at E3. You should come.  Come have a chillaxing, refreshing, possibly fatal non-dance party drink-up hosted by Destructoid's Editors and the Enthusiast Gaming Network. We're gathering in wrinkled clothing on Monday...

 
 
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Hot Mess: 10 Years of Destructoid party photos

There's something about the Mr. Destructoid helmet that brings out the animal in people. I've seen sheepish tiny McChicken-like boys turn into fearless crotch-thrusters, running up on stages and doing what three shots of Jager could not aff...

 
 
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At GDC today? Come party with the Dtoid Community

In less than 24 hours we'll somehow be celebrating 10 years of Destructoid! Madness. Where to meet: meetup at Hawthron and enjoy happy hour, hosted by GameChops (5-8ish) at 46 Geary St. Preparty responsibility: you're going to need to&...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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The 2013 SpikeTV VGX Awards Drunken Reaction Livestream

[Update 2: It's all over! We had a blast, and thank you for tuning in. If you missed it, I'm gonna try to get an archive up. Unfortunately, we had the cameras rolling several hours before we were live, and the entire setup got recorded. Nor...

 
 
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Party today with Dtoid, Intel & TigerDirect in Miami

TigerDirect's annual PC race for charity is back, and it kicks off with a killer party! Destructoid is returning to Miami for this special event co-hosted by Intel, and if you're reading this you're invited! Grab your golden tickets here&nb...

 
 
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DTOID Extra: I am in lava with Happy Action Theater

Yesterday was one of those days that reminds me exactly how lucky I am to have the most ridiculous job in the universe. A couple guys from Double Fine were in the studio to show off Happy Action Theater, the new Kinect game (or, more accura...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Saints Row & Skyrim As Santa-Sims

Hey guys! Hope your holidays went well. This was The Destructoid Show's Monday episode, but I was too preoccupied with wholesome family-time/being hungover/shooting stuff with a pellet gun to post it when it first went up. It's not your ty...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Let's Get Drunk In Skyrim

Hey guys! Here's another thing I did with Skyrim last night. This particular adventure involved getting blackout drunk in The Bannered Mare tavern. Now, I don't know what constitutes spoilers, but this MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS. Truth be...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Max's Drunken Saints Row Rampage

I'm guessing some of you might've caught the MashTactics livestream of Saints Row The Third in which they gave away stuff and probably did some things. I was supposed to be in attendance with my giant purple dildo, but we had to do Skyrim-...

 
 
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WHISKE3Y: You're invited to Destructoid's Pre-E3 party

Will you be in Los Angeles early for E3?  Come have drinks on us before the madness begins!You are cordially invited to celebrate the start of E3 with Destructoid (five years at E3!), co-hosted by the dapper gentlemen of FASTPAY and GL...

 
 
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Drunk Game Review: Mortal Kombat

If you follow me on Twitter, you might recall my tweets last Thursday about getting hammered in Oakland and playing Mortal Kombat. This was, in fact, for work. Viking warlord Blake Morse asked me to be his new drinking buddy/co-host for Ga...

 
 
 
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NES cartridge breathalyzer, or DrunkNES

Drinking and retro gaming go hand in hand, so why not put a breathalyzer into a NES cartridge? Okay, so there's no real logic in that, but I'm glad someone did it anyway. Homebrewer Batsly Adams fit a breathalyzer into a cartridge and ma...

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Skyrim, Sexy Parties, and NEStalgia

I am completely out of clever ways to start posts about The Destructoid Show. I will totally accept suggestions in the comments. On that note, we have another episode today. First, I went over my life-changing experiences with The Gunstrin...

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Pokestructoid Pokeresident's Day!

[What do you think of the The Destructoid Show?  We'd like to know! Please review us on iTunes. -Niero] Since today is the 473rd anniversary of George Washington and Abe Lincoln's epic battle to the death, the Revision3 studio is...

 
 
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Destructoid: Dark Souls, Fox News, Squidbear, and Hudson

Good morrow, Toidlings. I come before you with the fiftieth fabulous foray into foul and frivolous feculence. In other words, this is The Destructoid Show Episode 50. (Please ignore the fact that I've only been on it for 5 weeks.) This tim...

 
 
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BritToid 6: Keep calm and jump on the bandwagon

Look, before we start anything I'm just going to straight up apologize. I got drunk -- in fact I got so drunk I never even managed to get home to be a part of this episode. When I did get home, I thought throwing jelly beans and trying to u...

 
 
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The Destructoid Show Holiday special!

Earlier today, Jon Carnage and I hosted a very special episode of The Destructoid Show. When I say "very special," I mean it in both the heartwarming holiday way, and also in the short-bus kind of way. We counted down our top five favorite...

 
 
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Dtoid Live: Saturday Morning Hangover!

Feeling a little bit under the weather this morning? Come and join Jordan Devore, the always lovely ImpossiblePlant and myself for Saturday Morning Hangover, a new weekly livestream on Destructoid's Justin.tv channel. Yay!  From 10-12p...

 
 
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Catherine's leaked Achievements are utterly spoileriffic

I'm largely apathetic towards Xbox LIVE Achievements and PS3 Trophies, though I certainly don't mind earning a few for a little extra effort. Just a little (sorry, Dead Rising 2's "Zombie Genocider"). However, it's moments like these that m...

 
 
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Resident Evil: The Mercenaries announced for 3DS

Wait, what? Another Resident Evil game is coming to the 3DS? Is that some sort of record for an unreleased console? I think it might be. Well, to be fair, Resident Evil: The Mercenaries wont be totally new. From the sounds of it, the game w...

 
 




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