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New Destructoid Show: Skyrim, Sexy Parties, and NEStalgia

I am completely out of clever ways to start posts about The Destructoid Show. I will totally accept suggestions in the comments. On that note, we have another episode today. First, I went over my life-changing experiences with The Gunstrin...   read

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Pokestructoid Pokeresident's Day!

[What do you think of the The Destructoid Show?  We'd like to know! Please review us on iTunes. -Niero] Since today is the 473rd anniversary of George Washington and Abe Lincoln's epic battle to the death, the Revision3 studio is...   read

 
 
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Destructoid: Dark Souls, Fox News, Squidbear, and Hudson

Good morrow, Toidlings. I come before you with the fiftieth fabulous foray into foul and frivolous feculence. In other words, this is The Destructoid Show Episode 50. (Please ignore the fact that I've only been on it for 5 weeks.) This tim...   read

 
 
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BritToid 6: Keep calm and jump on the bandwagon

Look, before we start anything I'm just going to straight up apologize. I got drunk -- in fact I got so drunk I never even managed to get home to be a part of this episode. When I did get home, I thought throwing jelly beans and trying to u...   read

 
 
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The Destructoid Show Holiday special!

Earlier today, Jon Carnage and I hosted a very special episode of The Destructoid Show. When I say "very special," I mean it in both the heartwarming holiday way, and also in the short-bus kind of way. We counted down our top five favorite...   read

 
 
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Dtoid Live: Saturday Morning Hangover!

Feeling a little bit under the weather this morning? Come and join Jordan Devore, the always lovely ImpossiblePlant and myself for Saturday Morning Hangover, a new weekly livestream on Destructoid's Justin.tv channel. Yay!  From 10-12p...   read

 
 
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Catherine's leaked Achievements are utterly spoileriffic

I'm largely apathetic towards Xbox LIVE Achievements and PS3 Trophies, though I certainly don't mind earning a few for a little extra effort. Just a little (sorry, Dead Rising 2's "Zombie Genocider"). However, it's moments like these that m...   read

 
 
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Resident Evil: The Mercenaries announced for 3DS

Wait, what? Another Resident Evil game is coming to the 3DS? Is that some sort of record for an unreleased console? I think it might be. Well, to be fair, Resident Evil: The Mercenaries wont be totally new. From the sounds of it, the game w...   read

 
 
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BRAINS! Dtoid at the Dead Rising 2 zombie pub-crawl

Capcom was nice enough to invite me and Hamza out to the bars last week in honor of Dead Rising 2's upcoming release. They rented a bus to shuttle us around and everything. Normally, we'd try to make an informative video about the game, bu...   read

 
 
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Public Access Destructoid: A rainbow gathering

What happens when you've been exiled from the Internet, society, and Walmarts nationwide?  You end up here at The Rainbow Gathering. It is difficult to describe what actually goes on at these technology-adverse gatherings, or what thi...   read

 
 
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RE shot looks pretty, taste untested

Getting drunk is not hard to do. It requires a bottle of booze and your ability to open that bottle of booze. However, mankind has been getting drunk for so long that sometimes you just need to spice it up a bit and throw in a dash of creat...   read

 
 
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At GDC? Come party with Astro Gaming + Dtoid tonight!

Next week Destructoid turns four years old.  Redunkulous.  As is customary, we hope to get all of our friends together and cause irreparable damage to our vital organs and professional reputation (ha!).  If you're reading thi...   read

 
 
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Turning Japanese: DQ bar video

We got the news that a Dragon Quest bar called Luida's Pub was coming about a month ago. It opened three days ago and since then I'm sure it has been jam packed with Japanese people trying all the DQ themed food and admiring the walls full...   read

 
 
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Yahtzee and some other guys are opening a bar in Brisbane

It sucks to be a gamer in Australia. Game bannings, watered down games, high prices and overzelous politicians pretty much make gaming in the land down under difficult. However, there is a kind of light for all you Australian gamers as Bris...   read

 
 
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Public Access Destructoid: How Game Juice is makedt

This week in Public Access Destructoid we have a very special show for you today, ladies and gentlemens.  We sent Jon Carnage to learn how to squeeze juice from used video games in a real life factory! Mr. Rosenberg's company has bee...   read

 
 
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Play games, mix a drink, drink the drink

One of the greatest things in the world is drinking while gaming, but one of the worst things in the world is when you finish your drink and you have to stop gaming in order to make another. Sure beer solves this issue by being a delicious...   read

 
 
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Things you cannot has: Jack Frost beer mug from Atlus

Further proving that Japan gets all the coolest sh*t, Atlus is now offering up this lovely beer mug, bearing the likeness of none other than one Jack Frost of Persona fame. The little guy needs something to do with his time when he's not ba...   read

 
 
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Gaming and drinking together as always

The Official Xbox Magazine, tired of covering games sober, has gone ahead and notched the nerdiness level up a few degrees by getting some high-end drink creators to come up with some very special alcoholic drinking recipes. The drinks come...   read

 
 
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Not your typical gaming party: First look at GTR's Community Vibes IV venue

Godfree, I'm speechless. You've outdone yourself. This is ridiculous.Gamertag Radio invited us for a sneak peek at the venue for Community Vibes IV inside the unopened Club Ecco, an uber-swank "pizzateca" lounge that will serve as...   read

 
 
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Illinois brings back prohibition ... in videogames

Just when you thought your days of enjoying malt liquor in T-rated videogames would never end, along comes Illinois to crush your alcoholic fun. Yes, despite there never really being many instances of this, Illinois has decided to ban any a...   read

 
 
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The drink is a lie: Portal, the bar!

You may remember seeing some pictures earlier this year from the IT University of Copenhagan's "Final Fantasy Bar", which featured everything from Final Fantasy cosplay to drinks like the Lifestream. I can actually attest to the a...   read

 
 
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Comic-Con 08: Your wife asked my friends to suck her purple penis party edition

Comic-con is already beginning to devour San Diego with over 120,000 sweaty bastards crushing into the convention center -- and Destructoid be there to smell them all! In addition to our gonzo floor coverage we're bringing you all of the&nb...   read

 
 
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Ban this sick filth!: Sega ad is hilariously sexual

Most of Sega's 16-bit-era advertising either a.) touted its blast processing power or b.) shamelessly ripped on Nintendo in a nasty smear campaign. Everyone remembers the classic "Genesis does what Nintendon't" phrase, and I think...   read

 
 
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Final Fantasy: The Bar

I don't know if you remember hearing about the Mario Bar, an event created by the folks at the IT University of Copenhagen in Denmark. I remember thinking that their Yoshi cocktail sounded delicious! The same group of people from the school...   read

 
 
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There is a god after all: Castle Crashers development is totally developed

According to this update from the game's official development blog, Castle Crashers — the long-awaited, XBLA-exclusive, hand-drawn 2D beat 'em up from the great minds at The Behemoth — is finally complete. This, my friends, is v...   read

 
 
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"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Ju...

 


 


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