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Hot Mess: 10 Years of Destructoid party photos

There's something about the Mr. Destructoid helmet that brings out the animal in people. I've seen sheepish tiny McChicken-like boys turn into fearless crotch-thrusters, running up on stages and doing what three shots of Jager could not aff...   read

 
 
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At GDC today? Come party with the Dtoid Community

In less than 24 hours we'll somehow be celebrating 10 years of Destructoid! Madness. Where to meet: meetup at Hawthron and enjoy happy hour, hosted by GameChops (5-8ish) at 46 Geary St. Preparty responsibility: you're going to need to&...   read

 
 
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The best TGS swag I got was this creepy old man brochure (gallery)

There's so much kawaii shit at TGS (and in Japan in general) that it sort of cancels itself out of the attention span. To reach the most jaded people you have to go further ... fatherly, even. To be honest, I have no idea what's going on wi...   read

 
 
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LIVE! Absinthe vs. The Talos Principle: A Most Distinguished Stream

You guys might recall (we sure as hell don't) a month or so ago, Devolver Digital sent me and Bill an early build of Titan Souls and a couple large bottles of some sort of ale made by wizards or monks or something. Bill and I somehow manage...   read

 
 
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Video: Devolver Digital's Mike Wilson discusses the past, the future, tequila and porn

You guys might've seen the charming, casual, laid-back interview I did with Devolver Digital's Nigel Lowry. Here's the interview I did with Devolver's co-founder Mike Wilson, which took place several shots of tequila later and got slightly...   read

 
 
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The 2013 SpikeTV VGX Awards Drunken Reaction Livestream

[Update 2: It's all over! We had a blast, and thank you for tuning in. If you missed it, I'm gonna try to get an archive up. Unfortunately, we had the cameras rolling several hours before we were live, and the entire setup got recorded. Nor...   read

 
 
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Party today with Dtoid, Intel & TigerDirect in Miami

TigerDirect's annual PC race for charity is back, and it kicks off with a killer party! Destructoid is returning to Miami for this special event co-hosted by Intel, and if you're reading this you're invited! Grab your golden tickets here&nb...   read

 
 
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DTOID Extra: I am in lava with Happy Action Theater

Yesterday was one of those days that reminds me exactly how lucky I am to have the most ridiculous job in the universe. A couple guys from Double Fine were in the studio to show off Happy Action Theater, the new Kinect game (or, more accura...   read

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Saints Row & Skyrim As Santa-Sims

Hey guys! Hope your holidays went well. This was The Destructoid Show's Monday episode, but I was too preoccupied with wholesome family-time/being hungover/shooting stuff with a pellet gun to post it when it first went up. It's not your ty...   read

 
 


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The DTOID Show: Let's Get Drunk In Skyrim

Hey guys! Here's another thing I did with Skyrim last night. This particular adventure involved getting blackout drunk in The Bannered Mare tavern. Now, I don't know what constitutes spoilers, but this MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS. Truth be...   read

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Max's Drunken Saints Row Rampage

I'm guessing some of you might've caught the MashTactics livestream of Saints Row The Third in which they gave away stuff and probably did some things. I was supposed to be in attendance with my giant purple dildo, but we had to do Skyrim-...   read

 
 
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WHISKE3Y: You're invited to Destructoid's Pre-E3 party

Will you be in Los Angeles early for E3?  Come have drinks on us before the madness begins!You are cordially invited to celebrate the start of E3 with Destructoid (five years at E3!), co-hosted by the dapper gentlemen of FASTPAY and GL...   read

 
 
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Drunk Game Review: Mortal Kombat

If you follow me on Twitter, you might recall my tweets last Thursday about getting hammered in Oakland and playing Mortal Kombat. This was, in fact, for work. Viking warlord Blake Morse asked me to be his new drinking buddy/co-host for Ga...   read

 
 
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OMG Gamescom 2011 advanced tickets on sale

I get all giddy and excited when I read things about Gamescom, and this is no exception, as advanced ticket sales for Gamescom 2011 have now started.  Gamescom is the world's biggest gaming trade fair and is open to public, press...   read

 
 
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NES cartridge breathalyzer, or DrunkNES

Drinking and retro gaming go hand in hand, so why not put a breathalyzer into a NES cartridge? Okay, so there's no real logic in that, but I'm glad someone did it anyway. Homebrewer Batsly Adams fit a breathalyzer into a cartridge and ma...   read

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Skyrim, Sexy Parties, and NEStalgia

I am completely out of clever ways to start posts about The Destructoid Show. I will totally accept suggestions in the comments. On that note, we have another episode today. First, I went over my life-changing experiences with The Gunstrin...   read

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Pokestructoid Pokeresident's Day!

[What do you think of the The Destructoid Show?  We'd like to know! Please review us on iTunes. -Niero] Since today is the 473rd anniversary of George Washington and Abe Lincoln's epic battle to the death, the Revision3 studio is...   read

 
 
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Destructoid: Dark Souls, Fox News, Squidbear, and Hudson

Good morrow, Toidlings. I come before you with the fiftieth fabulous foray into foul and frivolous feculence. In other words, this is The Destructoid Show Episode 50. (Please ignore the fact that I've only been on it for 5 weeks.) This tim...   read

 
 
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BritToid 6: Keep calm and jump on the bandwagon

Look, before we start anything I'm just going to straight up apologize. I got drunk -- in fact I got so drunk I never even managed to get home to be a part of this episode. When I did get home, I thought throwing jelly beans and trying to u...   read

 
 
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The Destructoid Show Holiday special!

Earlier today, Jon Carnage and I hosted a very special episode of The Destructoid Show. When I say "very special," I mean it in both the heartwarming holiday way, and also in the short-bus kind of way. We counted down our top five favorite...   read

 
 
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Dtoid Live: Saturday Morning Hangover!

Feeling a little bit under the weather this morning? Come and join Jordan Devore, the always lovely ImpossiblePlant and myself for Saturday Morning Hangover, a new weekly livestream on Destructoid's Justin.tv channel. Yay!  From 10-12p...   read

 
 
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Catherine's leaked Achievements are utterly spoileriffic

I'm largely apathetic towards Xbox LIVE Achievements and PS3 Trophies, though I certainly don't mind earning a few for a little extra effort. Just a little (sorry, Dead Rising 2's "Zombie Genocider"). However, it's moments like these that m...   read

 
 
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Resident Evil: The Mercenaries announced for 3DS

Wait, what? Another Resident Evil game is coming to the 3DS? Is that some sort of record for an unreleased console? I think it might be. Well, to be fair, Resident Evil: The Mercenaries wont be totally new. From the sounds of it, the game w...   read

 
 
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BRAINS! Dtoid at the Dead Rising 2 zombie pub-crawl

Capcom was nice enough to invite me and Hamza out to the bars last week in honor of Dead Rising 2's upcoming release. They rented a bus to shuttle us around and everything. Normally, we'd try to make an informative video about the game, bu...   read

 
 
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iam16bit

Im a bit surprised Undertale doesnt use Steam Its a bit convoluted but I figured out how transfer my save to my Mac so I can finish while Im away at

 
Electric Reaper

I can just walk up to a cat, stand still, do absolutely nothing, and the cat/kitten will just start I dont even need to pet them, and yet my cats just start purring once Im close Why do cats do this?

 
Dreamweaver

Never really was interested in The Witcher series, but after all the hype, time to play this baby myself to see why its loved so Over 800 awards, eh? Lets see if its deserving of those accolades compared to other open-world titles Ive :)

 
Jinx 01

If any of you got that Humble NeoGeo bundle a while back it looks like a few more of those games were added to Steam - and they gave us keys for Love when publishers follow through for people who support them like

 
BarnacleBritches

I wish I had the chops to customize Gunpla like Some of these builds are fucking

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

I decided on my The hint is

 
JcDent

Meow and stuff

 
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If you could bee anything, wasp would you bee?

 
Samsneeze

I should really finish Fire Emblem: Birthright at some point, but all joking aside about it being the trash kingdom, it just really isnt compelling from both a story and gameplay Videogames shouldnt make you feel obligated to complete

 
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Visiting relatives up in Vermont right now, so Im missing out on the AMA Maybe Ill join in next week when Im back at home and more able to actually

 

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