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Australians rejoice: You're allowed to play Saints Row IV

After a ridiculous amount of faffing about, Saints Row IV has finally been deemed appropriate for adults to buy. Until now, Australian men and women were considered responsible enough to get jobs, buy homes, and get married, but not respons...

 
 
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Jeff Minter's next ball tripper simulation is TxK on Vita

Lover of goats, llamas, and psychedelic arcade games, Jeff Minter and his development house Llamasoft will continue his legacy with a Vita release called TxK, a sequel to Atari Jaguar classic Tempest 2000. "We’re going to base it on t...

 
 
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From the sound designer of Antichamber, comes SoundSelf

One of the most striking things about Antichamber is how the sound design makes the world feel bigger and more lush than it really is. The sounds and visuals create a hypnotic world that fills the imagination. And now, Antichamber sound des...

 
 
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Prepare your body for Farming Simulator 2013

Consoles gamers have missed out on the joys of farming simulators for too long now. Thankfully, the kind-hearted folks at Focus Home Interactive and Giant Software are here to save the day with the announcement that Farming Simulator 2013 w...

 
 
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Pull out the crack pipe for some witch house game remixes

Music label and collective Aural Sects put out a choice compilation of game remixes, this week, called Blam Lord's Quest. This free release is done in the murky, distorted style of the musical sub-genre witch house. For those unfamiliar wit...

 
 
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Man arrested for smuggling cocaine in his Xbox 360

Driving around with mass quantities of illegal narcotics isn't exactly the smartest idea in the world, but if that's something you plan on doing you could learn a thing or two about what not to do from this tale about a man and his Xbox. Af...

 
 
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Mega64: Sully, what's happening!?

Has it really been that long since Mega64 made an honest-to-God videogame skit? There was that Sonic one, right? It feels like it has been much longer than that. Stop selling yourselves out to your corporate masters and go back to being po...

 
 
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DTOID Extra: I am in lava with Happy Action Theater

Yesterday was one of those days that reminds me exactly how lucky I am to have the most ridiculous job in the universe. A couple guys from Double Fine were in the studio to show off Happy Action Theater, the new Kinect game (or, more accura...

 
 
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Boy snorts Ritalin to play Xbox 360, gets f*cked up

Most gamers will grab an armful of sugar and energy drinks if they need to keep awake during a monster play session, but for one New Zealand high school boy, that wasn't enough. He decided to inhale a load of Ritalin to enhance his Xbox 360...

 
 
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Review: Proun

Just look at those balls! Those beautiful, magnificent balls, zipping through those abstract planes of color and geometric shapes!  Proun is a beautiful and clever visual feast that deserves to be displayed in a museum -- what’s ...

 
 
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Spike teases something called 'Planet'

I didn't forget that the Spike VGAs are steadily approaching, but it had kind of slipped my mind how many big announcements tend to get made during the show. We were already expecting to see more on Batman: Arkham City, but now you can add...

 
 
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Gaijin Games, Bit Tripp'n with Alex Neuse

Ganja Games I mean Gaijin Games and their epic game series Bit Torrent Bit Trip is both easy on the ears and eyes! That's why I decided to forcefully stumble my way in their studio to find out more about Bit Trip, Lilt Line and squares. In...

 
 
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PAD Live: Come Glee Wii me

Its Friday, and what what a week its been! Here at Public Access Destructoid, we feel the best way to relax from a long work week is with a relaxing game of Glee Karaoke Revolution on the Wii. Hold on to your brain cells, and plug your ear...

 
 
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GameTalk with DJ Mochi Pet

I've been on the hunt for thousands of years looking for the all elusive, ultra rare one of a kinda Mochi Pet! I have searched high and low, from mountain tops to the deepest ravines in the amazon, only to find nothing! It never occurred t...

 
 
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Public Access Destructoid: A rainbow gathering

What happens when you've been exiled from the Internet, society, and Walmarts nationwide?  You end up here at The Rainbow Gathering. It is difficult to describe what actually goes on at these technology-adverse gatherings, or what thi...

 
 
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Two hours of gaming = doing a line of coke

An absurd little article has been spewed up by the Lancashire Evening Post, where two hours of videogame playing has been directly compared to doing a line of cocaine. The story claims that a young boy was "tormented" by his crippling game ...

 
 
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Child discovers marijuana in used game case

The Sun has reported that four year-old Riley Brown of West Sussex found a little something extra in the used copy of Fight Night Round 4 his father bought from him from a local Blockbuster Video: A tiny bag of cannibis tucked behind the in...

 
 
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Review: God of War III

Fans of the series expect great things, since the previous installments of the franchise held up as some of the best gaming experiences of all time. The God of War III team could have simply slapped a new coat of paint on the existing form...

 
 
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Adventures in realistic Mario stuff: The Super Mushroom

Oh God. Is it ... is it halfheartedly smiling at us? From the maker of the realistic Blue Shell and other equally creeptastic items from the Mushroom Kingdom comes this Super Mushroom Christmas tree ornament. It's being offered up on eBay f...

 
 
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Man plays videogames, falls asleep on a baby

Emanuel Lawrence faces charges of aggravated manslaughter after a pot-fueled gaming binge caused him to fall asleep ... on his daughter. In a night of activity that police are calling "irresponsible," Lawrence smoked marijuana and played hi...

 
 
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'Terminator FPS,' a rad-looking mod for Gears of War

Two total conversion mods in one night? Why yes, I have been huffing glue again. Oddly enough, both of these mods are for games that have since received follow-ups, although this time, the sequel was never released for PC ... and probably n...

 
 
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This video almost proves Blur is a sequel to Ghostbusters

Now I don't know how indicative these trailers are of what Bizarre Creations' Blur actually looks like with a controller in your hand, but they remind me of the now-we're-going-really-fast-bro moments in The Fast and the Furious combined w...

 
 
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Monday Mind Teasers: Samorost 1 & Samorost 2

After last week's little game Little Wheel, I decided to make this week dedicated to the game that heavily influenced it and countless of other online flash games back in the day. Is Samorost older than the Internets? Yes. Is Samorost still...

 
 
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Critique a notebook design, win The Beatles: Rock Band

Somebody smart once said that something to the effect of "the interface is your product". I think this is how Apple gets away with overpricing their low-powered computer line (and they deserve every penny for getting it right). Th...

 
 
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Used Grand Theft Auto comes with free ecstasy tablets

A British man was stunned after buying two second hand Grand Theft Auto games and discovering some free ecstasy tablets wrapped in plastic and slotted into the one of the game's manuals. For some reason, 34-year-old Richard Thornhill was no...

 
 




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