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Dtoid (the show) week 4 recap: I think my butt get big

Last week was insane, especially yesterday. The Destructoid (the show) was pretty nuts as well. We started giving away a bunch of rare Super Meat Boy, Super Mario, and Bit.Trip stuff, we reviewed Kinect and its launch games, there's a clip ...

 
 
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PlayStation-branded junk is in our future

Sony has now launched an initiative they're calling the "PlayStation Logo Licensing Program." This means that you'll start seeing the PlayStation logo slapped across all manner of what the company is referring to as "lifestyle products." Th...

 
 
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Atlus makes mad bank, Sony kicks themselves harder

Hey, remember last night, when Jim told us about Sony regretting not publishing Demon's Souls themselves? Well, they can cry some more, because Atlus has been reporting rather grand gains of late. Over the first half of this fiscal year, At...

 
 
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All-white Sengoku Basara/Devil Kings Revoltechs available

Perhaps in anticipation of the (upcoming?) release of Samurai Basara: Samurai Heroes, for the PlayStation 3 and, oddly enough the Wii, or Battle Heroes, a PSP game in the same vein, Kaiyodo is producing a Power Shop set of Revoltech figures...

 
 
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Look!: the Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker PSP bundle

Yesterday, as the new issue of Weekly Famitsu hit Japanese news stands, details about two upcoming Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker PSP bundles began to leak out. Sony is selling a Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker Premium Package priced at, rou...

 
 
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Rock Band DLC: Phoenix and a live Tom Petty track pack

Another week, another bunch of Rock Band DLC. If had any ideals, I'd refuse to post about DLC since it's obviously just a ploy by the Man to squeeze you for your precious banana dollars; but, apparently, this game is popular. You guys dig ...

 
 
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So baller: Professor Layton Revoltech coming in March

Ok, let's be perfectly honest here: this Professor Layton Revoltech figure is on-fire hot. If I had a saltier lexicon, one surely unbefitting of a gentleman like Professor Layton, I'd say it was sh*thot. At the very least, I would explain t...

 
 
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Desert Bus marathon raises over $132,000 for charity

Isn't it crazy how a minigame from an unreleased Sega CD title has been so crucial in helping to raise money for charity? Don't get me wrong -- most of the credit goes to LoadingReadyRun, the group who uses said minigame for its fundraiser ...

 
 
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E3 09: Bit.Trip interview with Gaijin games part two

In this, the second of a three part series, we delve deep into what it takes to program the Bit.Trip games, the research behind the design of Commander Video (the series' main character) and how Bit.Trip Core's bosses will differ from those...

 
 
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Devil Summoner 2 packaging is drop dead sexy

Reasons why I am in lust with the special edition of Atlus' upcoming RPG Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abbadon:1. The game is set in Japan in the 1920s2. The game is going to be freaking incredible3. It comes with a Jack Frost pl...

 
 
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Are pinball machines about to become extinct?

Let us all lower our heads. This is a very dark day. Rumor has it Stern Pinball, Inc., one of the last pinball makers left in the world (if not the only one), has laid off a handful of workers and several designers -- a move most likely rel...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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DualShock 3 comes to US April 15th

If the rising cost of living makes you grumpy, be prepared to stroke your beard and complain (or if you don't have one, get working on growing it out.) The Playstation DualShock 3 controller finally has a US release date of April 15th, whic...

 
 
 
 
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Want a White Mage chocobo? Here you go.

Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pmJapanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make ...

 
 
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Man sells insane game collection on Ebay

Don't get me wrong, having a huge game collection is a badge of honor. But there's having every console ever made, and then there's having four of every console ever made. Somewhere in there, the line between fervent collecting and twitchy ...

 
 
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Star Ocean: Eternal Edition PSP pics are here

Ah, Square-Enix, destroyer of wallets. Another limited PSP you know we will buy. They stop at nothing to rape us of our every dollar and leave us shamed and crying in a corner, I swear. The Star Ocean: Eternal Edition bundle was already ann...

 
 
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Your keyboard sucks

I'm not trying to be mean, but really, it does. Check out the Fairlight Xynergi keyboard, which can be your baby for a cool $28k. It features "Self Labeling Illuminated Computer Keyswitch Technology," which is basically the fancy ...

 
 
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Retro themed oki-ni Dunny releases Sept 6th

Our beloved .Tiff was kind enough to point me in the direction of this amazing new oki-ni 8-inch Dunny, which releases Sept 6th in a limited run of 1000 pieces. She and I are obsessed with all things vinyl, as we may have mentioned in our p...

 
 
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Why does Square Enix keep doing this to me?

First, the Square Enix official online store opens and offers a variety of collectable items that aren't available for purchase at any other retailer. Then, there were limited edition collectable potions which I was saved from buying becaus...

 
 
 




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Boxed Swine

Sometimes I miss blowing into the butt-brain of a plastic

 
Dr Mel

{Wordtoid} Secretary has morphed its meaning a Today it means an office administrator or assistant, or a It originally meant one who deals with secrets, hence SECRETary, and was extended to mean one who deals with important

 
TheZeroOne

Oh shit! I forgot one of my old classmates worked on Dad of War! Just saw his status Which reminds me of how he said he hated working on it cause of the crunch and

 
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OMG the new artist for Nancy comics is so fucking

 
TriCerAroK

The Color Purple is hilariously I am sure you may remember it as poignant or something, but no no no Watch it Its like the Nickelodeon take on abuse and Roots by way of The Three

 
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So, at my work right now and I have been told the door arent locking because The place where the badge locks operate is currently trying to solve the issue for the past 24 The rest of my shift will be me at the 12 #AMA

 
Seymour

Curious about some stuff, considering nonsense thats gone down with me just late-night (for me) life question: Are friends worth keeping around if: (extended in the comments)

 
Marcel Hoang

I am very busy but future community prompt: things in gaming you consider a crime Boktai was amazing and deserves a new entry,, why hasn’t it gotten another

 
homeoftheblues

I just read that Valve has aquired Campo Santo, the developer of They plan to keep the stidio I hope thats true because if their next game In the Valley of Gods is as good as Firewatch was then we will have a damn good game to

 
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