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Friday Night Fights - Go ninja, go ninja, go!

I am currently overworked and exhausted. I got nothing. I just want to play some Infamous Second Son and Destiny. I want that new Platinum Turtles game to hit too. I need to play through Transformers: Devastation again also. I think I have ...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - This is getting corny

So our own Chris "I Swear I'm Not A Terminator" Carter (Watch your neuronet processor having ass, deathbot) feels the new Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 Beta is promising. I have to agree with him. It's definitely not a husk of the fi...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights: So much c-

Man... I want wings now. Maybe some pollo asada. I wonder if Hansen has a recipe for a good marinade for that... My fat gut aside, how the fuck y'all been? How was your holidays? What games you get? Did Mom pick the right color dildo for yo...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - It is here!

It is almost Christmas and there is a new Star Wars movie out. *drops mic*   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Stick Fighting

EDF and Helldivers all in one week. Wow. So much awesome it must be my birfday. But it's not. It's Christmas time stupid. My birthday was in October and none of you said shit. This is why we have ants.  So we find ourselves at the end ...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Enemy bugs approaching!

You hear that? After 7 years... 7 full years of peace, quiet and other Earthy stuff. They are returning. THE FUCKING BUGS ARE COMING MAN! Definitely a job for the EDF. Earth Defense Force 4.1 is hitting next week on the 8th, and I am beyond...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Destroy the Rebel scum!

I got to play Battlefront at my brothers... It is not the best... It may not even hold a candle to the old ones (2 ftw!). Holy fuck though. The sound, the feel and the looks? Damn. I might have to take this brain-dead, hunk of hotness out f...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Ch-ch-ch-chaaaanges

Well isn't this Hunky Dory? A nice little Friday. We have a new Call of Duty to play together. We have a new Fallout to play with ourselves (HA! HA!). We have herpes. Wait, that's just me. My bad. "So shut up and tell us what's changing Mik...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Jack and Sh**

Whole lotta nothing going on today, eh? Maybe y'all should sign up to play some Black Ops 3 together! How about some Rocket League? I don't know. I'm exhausted, work has been crazy and I just want to take a nap. A sexy nap. A cheesy, sexy, ...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Fright Night Edition

Welcome to another spooktacular edition of Friday Night Fights! Hollowiener is upon us, and I'm excited to take my kiddos trick or treatin' and see some slutty costumes on moms. I had to miss Halloween last year due to surgery, so I'm reall...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - You dirty rat edition

Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide releases today. Oh boy, am I excited. I've had a blast in my short time with the beta. Yes, the game is basically L4D Ratz Edition. The atmosphere, the fighting, and the characters make it stand out from th...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - You get a new car and you...

...get a NEW CAR!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO! Header idea came from a joke our lovely Jed Whitaker made in an email. Thank you Jed. I am pleased with the end result. I spent way too long last night working on different images until this one came togeth...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - F**k Cancer Edition

Our own very lovely, community member Glowbear has written a book. Titled Magpies and Shifty Sheep, the book is available on Amazon. All proceeds will be donated to Cancer research. Go support Glowie and help fight cancer. Unless you like c...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Quick and dirty threesomes

Just like Angela likes it. In a rush, busy day, no time for words. I know it's disappointing to all three of you who care about the crap that comes out of my mouth. Instead of my silly rants, just stare at that header and think of the nudit...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Wasteland Jetpacks and Buttcracks

Not much to say this week (or to play apparently...). Tired as heck from graveyard shifts, but no regrets. I've been really enjoying Mad Max which was gifted to me by an awesome person (I'll have those kids ready soon), and ChargeShot. Char...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Taco Cat Edition

Honestly, I just want tacos. Was looking at pictures and stumbled across the ole Taco Cat spelled backwards... meme and here we are. LAZY FRIDAY FOLKS! Woot! Everyone still into Metal Gear? Awww yeah baby. I'll put my metal in your gear. On...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - A little light in the trousers

Things are a bit light this week, eh? I'm guessing everyone is enjoying some MGSV? Maybe a few getting down with Mad Max? Beans of coolness. As always, if you get the bug to play with some real people (Eww), sign up in the comments below. Y...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Chicken parts and PAX farts

First off, let's thank the amazing crew handling the new Friday Night Fights blog. You guys are amazing and I appreciate you all stepping up to the plate on this. As some of you may know, I haven't been going through the best of times. In f...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - We Will Not Fall!

There's been changes lately and some problems in the forums as I'm sure some of you are aware. Even with the forums closing, FNF will not go quietly into the night though. We will stand, we will fight and we will fuck. Give me a little time...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights: I am obsessed with Rocket League

Look, I know Mike has gone on and on about Rocket League already, and you're probably sick to death of hearing about it by now, but I don't even care. This game is fucking awesome. Seriously, I just can't get enough. I've played it non...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - For Da Kids

My tank is empty and it's been a rough week. Have some dirty limericks! Share your own below! There once was a fellow McSweenyWho spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini There ...   read

 
 
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Team Fortress 2sday: Space is the place

Mike is on vacation, so you're stuck with the pink robe this week. Sucks to be you! Boners! Muahahahaha! Wow, that was fun. Great to be back guys. And now, a word from your TF2sday sponsor, mister Hank Hill: Pirates: very annoying on the fr...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Horses are Sexy

One day there was a promiscuous pony, and that little whorse decided to cross the road. He had heard someone shout "HAY!" and wanted to see who it was. The voice seemed to come from down an alleyway. The little whorse grew scared though, he...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Cars Playing Soccer!

I am pretty damn addicted to Rocket League at the moment (It's sad that's the last article about it from us, c'mon guys). Soccer with jet powered cars.... just works. It's the most insane, competitive fun, that I've had in a long time. I do...   read

 
 
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Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 34 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probabl...

 


 


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10 minutes into chapter 13 and Im convinced Im playing a different game They didnt seriously ok this did they?

 
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I was going to do a front page article on the censored scene in Tales of Berseria, but decided against it for its spoiler-y nature, not wanting to spoil anything for Not sure if anyone else is going to pick it up, but just be warned

 
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Starting chapter 13 if FFXV, seems to overwhelmingly be the most Havent atall heard anything bad about

 
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I know this feeling all too

 
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What is it with this game and drunk wizards misplacing their important shit all the time :p

 
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Im looking into board games for my 10-year old nephew, but Im a bit overwhelmed, given the boom in the industry since I was growing up, and the awkward Anyone have any recommendations?

 
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