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Friday Night Fights - Games, let's play 'em!

Just don't have it in me right now to be funny, or churn out a paragraph on what I'm playing, or even why I think the NS is cool. So let's play some games, and have a great weekend.

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Post coital tuna salad

Oh hello. How y'all doing? It is that lovely day of Fri. That means it's time to grab a sweaty hooker, some heroin, and have some fun! We could also play games together, but screw that. Sweaty hookers and withdrawls ahoy! We do have a lack ...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - The tide is vermin!

Vermintide has released on consoles now! Let's all kill rat things and rub genitals! Well, let's at least kill rat things (call me about the genitals though). It's a damn fun game (think L4D, but more ratty and melee), and Parlock enjoyed i...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Generational Hunting

[Awesome art from Roboto-Kun's Deviant Art page] Welp. I'm diving back into Monster Hunter. Picked up Generations today (on sale for $30 at Gamestop), and I'm really excited. Haven't delved into one since Freedom Unite on PSP (Did play a bi...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Who let the sharks out?

So how about them penis's? Gotta love a good ole floppy meat stick. Oh wait, there's not penis in my header? Damn. Shark coming through a picture eh? Well, that's some pretty cool art and all, but I prefer good ole groin finger any day. No ...

 
 
 
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Friday Night Fights - I miss Kat

I figured it's catgirl Friday here, so why not state something I'm sure many of you feel as well. I miss Kat. I wish Gravity Rush 2 was going to be here sooner. I mean, I guess I can waste some time in Prague, or blow up some mechs in the m...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - No Man's Thigh

No Man's Sky? Pffffft. Give me hot dudes thighs. I don't need no damn sky. Just fleshy, muscular meat pistons. Actually before I got home to write this, my kid wanted a movie so we hit up the Redbox. NMS was just put in. SNARF! Pretty hyped...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Daddy would you like some?

Greetings! Your overworked, exhausted, and hungry Community Whorelord here. Another Friday, another fight. Speaking of fights, had an interesting scuffle at work last night. Ever had to tackle a stripper suffering a psychotic break off a ta...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Is that herpes?

I'm exhausted (shocker, I know), so let's make this quick. You all check out Communicord? It's the new community run, sister server to the main Dtoid discord! We have FNF planning, show watching, porn, politics, porn, media dumps, porn, wee...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Maps are fun

I've been really fascinated by maps recently. Not sure what it is, but the shapes and curves really attract me. I get all excited looking at them, and I feel they get excited being looked at. It's fucking weird. Not quite sure what has come...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Finger Licking Good

You know what they say, birds of a feather... So here we are. First proper FNF in a little while (sorry, work is insanely busy atm). Let's get some fun going with each other. Who wants to scissor me? Who wants to just play games? Get the ga...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Goodnight Sweet Prince

So it's catgirl day in the qposts. Figured I'd stay with the fuzzy theme, kind of. Honestly makes me sad as hell though. Tuesday I came home to find my best friend (non-human, or man this story would be weird), curled up where I park waitin...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Blame Nanners

Welcome to another edition of: Nanashi forgot to do the damn blog again. Our guests today are the tears of Dtoiders unable to sign up to host games, and the fury of his fellow FNF team members; all of whom, do their job. Nanners is official...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights: Kingdom Hearts Meets Van Halen Edition

Miitomo fever didn't last very long. All of my friends have already bailed on it. That's the one big weakness, I guess: without people constantly answering more questions, it's useless. Well, whatever. It was fun while it lasted. In th...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Abortion Drones

So, apparently we are allowing Skynet to just hand out abortions now. Let it be known: I warned you all that this will end badly. One small step for human rights, one giant step for FUCKING TERMINATORS! You people have damned us all. Well, ...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights: PAX is happening

It's that time again. PAX East (a community meetup planning post is going up soon) is going on and FNF is a ghost town. FINE THEN. Enjoy all your awesome cosplay, cool vidyas, and meetups. I'll be over here, using my tears as lube. Killing ...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Freedom and Teeth

First off, give ShadeofLight a big round of applause. He's a real boy now. He is our newest Community Manager as well. We will do a proper intro soon for him (or rather his ass will, lazy Dutch..) though. This isn't his time. IT'S MINE! I r...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Lucky Jed

Huge thanks to our very lovely, very sexy, very Australian: Nekro. He gave us the beautiful header you see above. Jed, normally you're pretty fuckable. Times you by four and animu you though? Me-fucking-ow. Fist me Mr. Whitaker. Fist me lon...

 
 
 
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Friday Night Fights - No more work, please.

I'm exhausted. The past month has officially done me in. Getting ready for a Title 17 audit sucks. Only 11 more months until the next one too. Yay! At least that crap is happening today (it's 3am PST for me right now). Soon it'll be time to...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Ten fu**ing years

Ten years of you assholes. Well, eight for me, but it feels like ten though. Dear lord, we are all old now. Thank God my dick still looks 25 though. No clue how he does it. Must be all the moisturizer. Anyway, Dtoid... ten years... man. It'...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - For Elsa

We are currently at $295 of our $400 goal. This community is as always, amazing, and so damn beautiful. What am I on about? Well, Papa Bear/Grumpy Dad came at the FNF team, with this great idea to raise money for one of our best: Elsa. So o...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Let's hear it for the boys!

Good day and a hot dickings to you folks! How is your Friday treating you? Mine is quite lovely as I am only 4-5 hours (of work) away from my first free time of the month. I am very excited and plan to use this time to chafe my dick. Well, ...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - There's a new Sheriff in town

Image unrelated. I just felt like using it. Anyhoo, how is everyone? How about that sexy new layout? Pretty nice eh? Mad props to Niero and crew for all the hard work. Let's reward that hard work by murdering each other wholesale. Onward to...

 
 




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Pumpkin Spice Fuzunga

The two most satisfying moments in competitive gaming for me are being the only survivor of an evacuation in Titanfall, and winning a Splatoon game by this

 
AdmiralAckbong

Im drunk and about to cuddle a somewhat random girl to Wish me luck I I honestly am not sure whats happening but I dont have work tomorrow and Im gonna go with Cheers

 
RenaudB90

Skyrim on Switch is a hell of a

 
Keiichi Morisato

next month i might be able to log into FFXIV Stormblood, i am curious, would there be enough people in Destructoid who play the game to warrant a dedicated Destructoid FC?

 
Greenstuffing214

I really enjoyed Justice Stay after the credits when you see

 
NakedBigBoss

Best doggo is your own doggo! #dogtoid

 
toborprime

Talk about having a backlog - amiright?!!

 
CaimDark Reloaded

Dear games media: please stop referring to in-game purchases as I know old habits die hard, but theres nothing micro about them anymore, and the name makes them sound far less harmful than they

 
JuIc3

Lots of good articles going up all over the web calling out publishers on the inclusion of loot boxes and micro-transactions in Good! I dont know if its too late to solve the bringing it forward is the best way to

 
Shibboleth

Finally got around to finishing Wolfenstein: Old On to Dishonored 2, then New Order, then Death of the Outsider, then Wolfenstein Bethesda is *killing it* this gen with single-player first-person Dont even get me started on

 
 

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