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Wii U is blatantly better than PS3 and Xbox 360 COMBINED

The Wii U has had a chance to settle in North America, and just recently hit shelves in Europe. The question on everybody's lips is, of course -- is the Wii U the best home console in the world, and should I throw away every other expensive...

 
 
 
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The Wii is blatantly better than Barack Obama

This year, two reigning incumbents are looking to win themselves a second term of power. I am, of course, talking about president-elect of the United States, Barack Obama, and president-man of the eighth console generation, the Wi...

 
 
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DmC's new Dante is blatantly better than old Dante

Ninja Theory's redesign of Dante in DmC: Devil May Cry is easily one of the most controversial overhauls in gaming history. Lengthy arguments have been made, explicitly detailing why the new Dante is such a bad character, and yet others veh...

 
 
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How Xbox Live is blatantly better than PSN

Since medieval times, humanity has debated, argued, and sometimes even fought over the eternal question -- which company is better, Sony or Microsoft? Angry diatribes have been written and blood has been spilled, but neither man nor beast h...

 
 
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Diablo III is blatantly better than Torchlight II

Diablo III launched a few scant months ago, but its PR snafus and controversial business decisions have soured a fair few players. Meanwhile, Runic Games has sat back and capitalized, as jilted dungeon crawlers look toward Torchlight II and...

 
 
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Deadly Premonition is blatantly better than Heavy Rain

Yesterday we reviewed Deadly Premonition and gave it a score of 10. This comes just weeks after we reviewed Heavy Rain and gave it a score of 7. Obviously, this means one thing. We love the Xbox 360 and want to have sex with it. This conclu...

 
 
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How Aliens are blatantly better than Predators

Aliens vs. Predator is out next week, and while opinions are divided as to whether or not the game will be any good, there is one universal truth that cannot be denied -- Aliens are blatantly better than Predators. This is an undisputed fac...

 
 
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How Darksiders is blatantly better than Zelda

Darksiders is considered by many to be a great game, albeit one that suffers from an intense case of plagiarism. Comparisons to the The Legend of Zelda run amok, with even the game's developer, Vigil, happily confessing to borrowing gamepla...

 
 
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FFXIII Xbox 360 will be blatantly better than FFXIII PS3

At E3 2008, Square Enix shocked the world by claiming that, for the first time, a major Final Fantasy installment would be coming to the Xbox 360. Previously a PS3 exclusive, Final Fantasy XIII was the jewel in the crown of the Sony hype br...

 
 
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How Bayonetta is blatantly hotter than your girlfriend

Any man with a sane penis will acknowledge that Bayonetta, star of Platinum Games' Bayonetta, is the hottest female to have ever been invented. From the sexy giraffe legs to those prim-yet-sultry librarian specs, Bayonetta is the kind of wo...

 
 
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Why the PSP is blatantly better than the DS

It's an established fact that if you like one thing, you must hate everything else. You cannot enjoy two of any similar item in this world, which is why bisexuality has been scientifically proven not to exist. With this in mind, I have had ...

 
 
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How Fat Princess is blatantly better than Feminism

Titan Studios' Fat Princess was released this week and, server issues aside, it's great fun. Stuffing princesses full of cake and utilizing the game's varied and fun classes makes for an incredible fun online experience. However, there are ...

 
 
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How Pokemon Red is blatantly better than Pokemon Blue

Pokémon Red is blatantly better than Pokémon Blue and if you disagree with me you are a spastic. Some of you may feel that one can't successfully draw discrepancies between two games that are essentially the same, but those pe...

 
 
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How Prototype is blatantly better than inFAMOUS

Two games have recently been released that bear several striking similarities. Both of these games are open-world sandbox titles featuring superpowered antiheroes who begin to realize a host of awesome abilities with which to distribute jus...

 
 
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How Killzone 2 is blatantly better than Halo 3

Killzone 2 launched exclusively for the PlayStation 3 this Friday, generating much bias from biased people who are biased. It also sold quite a few copies and has been setting the PlayStation Network afire with grenade spam and shotgun ramp...

 
 




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medicamecanica

I think i probably missed a bunch of secrets in Only at the very end playing with one of the abilities did I get soemthing that made it click what it was Stoll a great, short experience!

 
bong264

It took me a while but I finally got this guy done! I got discouraged halfway through painting him but I may redo this one again one day but happy with Fun fact: Blood Angels librarians can cast a spell that gives em red energy wings :P

 
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Sangria is the Devils own juice and holy fuck I am way too drunk for this Have a lovely weekend, you wonderful people I If youre stuck at work, may it go quietly and

 
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My end-of-year stuff has never been more Ill be splitting it up this year into multiple blogs, and probably taking my

 
Seymours Greetings

Been away again for a couple Tried to mitigate my distractions so that I could more easily decimate my backlog, get better sleep, Lots of Persona dancing and building up my inclusivity-based Persona/SMT server! Link:

 
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I have to be awake in 7 and a half hours and my schedule forecast shows that Ill be working from the 19th through to the 6 days is a row is better than 8 but its still kind of a kick in the

 
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Foggy af Couldnt resist listening to this on my drive home from

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

If you wanna see Terry Crews do his best Bob Ross impersonation, feel free to check out this calming livestream of the man himself painting a landscape!

 
Parismio

I finished the ff15xTerra wars quest last night and Sarah made a way better love interest than Also Ashley Burchs VA game is on point in this one! I bought the royal pack and am excited to go through the new

 
 

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