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Wii U is blatantly better than PS3 and Xbox 360 COMBINED

The Wii U has had a chance to settle in North America, and just recently hit shelves in Europe. The question on everybody's lips is, of course -- is the Wii U the best home console in the world, and should I throw away every other expensive...   read

 
 
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How Xbox Live is blatantly better than PSN, animated

Thomas Truong, the man responsible for the excellent New Adventures of Podtoid, has been working on another project, and it's quite glorious. He's gone and taken a section of an old article I wrote, How Xbox Live is Blatantly Better than P...   read

 
 
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The Wii is blatantly better than Barack Obama

This year, two reigning incumbents are looking to win themselves a second term of power. I am, of course, talking about president-elect of the United States, Barack Obama, and president-man of the eighth console generation, the Wi...   read

 
 
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DmC's new Dante is blatantly better than old Dante

Ninja Theory's redesign of Dante in DmC: Devil May Cry is easily one of the most controversial overhauls in gaming history. Lengthy arguments have been made, explicitly detailing why the new Dante is such a bad character, and yet others veh...   read

 
 
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How Xbox Live is blatantly better than PSN

Since medieval times, humanity has debated, argued, and sometimes even fought over the eternal question -- which company is better, Sony or Microsoft? Angry diatribes have been written and blood has been spilled, but neither man nor beast h...   read

 
 
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Diablo III is blatantly better than Torchlight II

Diablo III launched a few scant months ago, but its PR snafus and controversial business decisions have soured a fair few players. Meanwhile, Runic Games has sat back and capitalized, as jilted dungeon crawlers look toward Torchlight II and...   read

 
 
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Deadly Premonition is blatantly better than Heavy Rain

Yesterday we reviewed Deadly Premonition and gave it a score of 10. This comes just weeks after we reviewed Heavy Rain and gave it a score of 7. Obviously, this means one thing. We love the Xbox 360 and want to have sex with it. This conclu...   read

 
 
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How Aliens are blatantly better than Predators

Aliens vs. Predator is out next week, and while opinions are divided as to whether or not the game will be any good, there is one universal truth that cannot be denied -- Aliens are blatantly better than Predators. This is an undisputed fac...   read

 
 
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How Darksiders is blatantly better than Zelda

Darksiders is considered by many to be a great game, albeit one that suffers from an intense case of plagiarism. Comparisons to the The Legend of Zelda run amok, with even the game's developer, Vigil, happily confessing to borrowing gamepla...   read

 
 
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FFXIII Xbox 360 will be blatantly better than FFXIII PS3

At E3 2008, Square Enix shocked the world by claiming that, for the first time, a major Final Fantasy installment would be coming to the Xbox 360. Previously a PS3 exclusive, Final Fantasy XIII was the jewel in the crown of the Sony hype br...   read

 
 


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How Bayonetta is blatantly hotter than your girlfriend

Any man with a sane penis will acknowledge that Bayonetta, star of Platinum Games' Bayonetta, is the hottest female to have ever been invented. From the sexy giraffe legs to those prim-yet-sultry librarian specs, Bayonetta is the kind of wo...   read

 
 
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Why the PSP is blatantly better than the DS

It's an established fact that if you like one thing, you must hate everything else. You cannot enjoy two of any similar item in this world, which is why bisexuality has been scientifically proven not to exist. With this in mind, I have had ...   read

 
 
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How Fat Princess is blatantly better than Feminism

Titan Studios' Fat Princess was released this week and, server issues aside, it's great fun. Stuffing princesses full of cake and utilizing the game's varied and fun classes makes for an incredible fun online experience. However, there are ...   read

 
 
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How Pokemon Red is blatantly better than Pokemon Blue

Pokémon Red is blatantly better than Pokémon Blue and if you disagree with me you are a spastic. Some of you may feel that one can't successfully draw discrepancies between two games that are essentially the same, but those pe...   read

 
 
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How Prototype is blatantly better than inFAMOUS

Two games have recently been released that bear several striking similarities. Both of these games are open-world sandbox titles featuring superpowered antiheroes who begin to realize a host of awesome abilities with which to distribute jus...   read

 
 
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How Killzone 2 is blatantly better than Halo 3

Killzone 2 launched exclusively for the PlayStation 3 this Friday, generating much bias from biased people who are biased. It also sold quite a few copies and has been setting the PlayStation Network afire with grenade spam and shotgun ramp...   read

 
 


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Nathan D

RE7 is great so It definitely feels old school in a lot of Im also surprised at how campy it Definitely not the grimdark game it seemed to be there for 2 hours and 45 minutes in and Im

 
Raiku

My friend is joining our great Ive prepared the Bowser

 
iam16bit

Ok so this has been on my mind In the Splatoon 2 trailer they show Marie without I hope they havent had a falling out, it just wouldnt be the same without the Squid Sisters

 
Rad Party God

Apparently, I have a Steam card valued at $387 HOLY SHIT! And its funny, because its coming from this unfinished piece of I doubt I can sell it, but it would be REALLY nice if it does >:)

 
Traest

*reloads X Com 2* I enjoyed this, why did I stop playing it? *Archon King shows up* Oh yeah, this

 
Gamemaniac3434

Welp, I succumbed to Zacks advice, peer pressure and a desire to avoid as many spoilers as possible because eventually some people will decide to vomit them up where I can see As of now I own RE7-downloading Might stream for the

 
Asterion

Sorry to post yet another Switch video (still trying to figure out if I want one), but this has to be the funniest vid on the Switch Ive seen I love the way he keeps looking to the side like hes talking to an invisible

 
Raiku

Sending some thicc love out

 
Morpho

You probably dont know this, but I kind of like the Tales Its no Final Fantasy, but theres an undeniable charm to them I cant That being said, do I have the right to call myself a fan if I actually fucking hate half the games I own?

 
Morpho

Welcome to the family, son! Im more of a modern Resident Evil fan, and I generally dont like horror games, but fuck it, its Resident Evil, its doing something new, I got to try it! I just hope I dont suck at the game; I couldnt even beat :(

 

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