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Our PAX panel intro "Applause Please"

I landed in Seattle for my very first PAX Thursday afternoon, and the moment I got off the plane, I was greeted with warm hugs and smiles from our epic community. The first 48 hours here have been pretty amazing, and I can't begin to imagin...   read

 
 
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Bacalao! Double Dragon

There comes a time in every boys life when they've reached their first milestone into manhood. Take Bacalao's coming of age story with soldiers, tree branches and a Dragon shaped rectum. For many, Double Dragon was their first experience wi...   read

 
 
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Bacalao! Tetris

Miami. It has beaches. We often go on long walks along the marina with our coked-up  mustached unicorns, collecting seashells and avoiding used condoms and needles. It's a beautiful, multi-cultural smorgasborg. This morning we stumbled...   read

 
 
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Bacalao! Punch-Out!

 Señor Luigi Santa-Rosa Bacalao, our intrepid video game connoisseur from Havana Cuba, is a man who loves American flavors. He spit-cleans his 1958 Buick Special (he only owns a fender, so far) hand-oils his 1897 J.W. Emerson st...   read

 
 
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Bacalao! Duck Hunt

Cuba's biggest video game critic just mailed us his newest video review: Duck Hunt is the latest gaming craze on the island, and Luigi Santa Rosa Bacalao is not short on enthusiasm. We tried our very best to translate the joy and terror Bac...   read

 
 
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Bacalao! Super Mario Bros

 When I'm not busy editing all of our Dtoid video reviews, developer interviews, Beyond Good & Evil spoofs, or having Jessica Chobot ride it dirty -- I'm blowing our hard earned video budget on syndications. Take for example our im...   read

 
 
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Khalid Eternal Nigh

Playing Dead Rising About 3/4ths through the main I think replaying without using Survivors/Comboweapons/combocars/Weapon lockers might be horror and all that Capcom is missing out not adding Green Herbs to DR

 
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#Confessiontoid I am the single biggest Rebecca Black fan on the

 
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Dear People of the world who drive straight past the crossroads without

 
SpielerDad

This box of tissues has a picture of a sperm whale on the side of COINCIDENCE?!!!!!?

 
JcDent

The Mastodon is a fun, new, 300 pounds, 700 points way to drive your Tacticals somewhere where they will be slaughtered by the abundant Marine-killer

 
SeymourDuncan17

Also, this was probably one of the more intense moments Ive had with any Health down to a sliver, on the hardest difficulty (for now), my skills drained, then a horde shows up I LIVE! Alienations pretty darn

 
SeymourDuncan17

And now IM the one who forgot to get down on Catboy Thursday! What an appallingly ironic outcome!

 
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Its about ethics in robot nationalism

 
Dreamweaver

In other news, I masturbated so hard that I accidentally rubbed some of the skin off of my Then I kept going, because there was no stopping me at this I cant say I dont regret it though, because now it stings when I get an :(

 
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Kobolds, not even once

 

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