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Too cocky!

Here's a tale of a flex gone horribly wrong. At this weekend's VSFighting tournament in England, Joshua "Rycroft" Podesta had Yota "Pekos" Kachi on the ropes in Samurai Shodown. After absorbing a super, Pekos was left with just a ...

 
 
 
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Wanking Simulator achieves release this fall

I'd normally save this sort of thing for my weekly weird games roundup, but I was too excited to restrain myself. I was practically turgid with anticipation, and the only way to sate my raging emotion was to whip it out and spread the news ...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Switch copy of Safety First!

The name of the game is safety in today's contest for a Switch copy of Safety First! I don't think I've ever been this happy in my entire life. Seriously. Well, maybe once. But this is definitely the second happiest I've ever been. And it's...

 
 
 
 
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Keep your dingus warm in SCUM's Winter update

Tis the season for murdering each other on a prison island, so SCUM is getting into the festivities with a new update. To get your winter wonderland on, players will be able to explore a snow covered map, get into snowball fights and sled d...

 
 
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Contest: Win Breathedge for Steam

Ready for some more free games? Today Breathedge is up for grabs -- don't miss out on this contest! I don't know of many games where an immortal chicken is used as a tool to break things, plug leaky pipes, and scan electronic equipment. In ...

 
 
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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
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How to Self-Destructoid

[With emotions riding high in the community, Deadmoon shares with us why exactly it is he loves this crazy, broken Dtoid family. <3 ~ JuIc3] A lot of my friends make fun of me when I tell them that I'm an active part of an online communi...

 
 
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My introduction to the Destructoid tip line

So, one of the main benefits of joining the writing staff here is that I've been included on the tip line. Basically, anyone in the world can send an e-mail to [email protected], and the writing staff can sort through those submissions a...

 
 
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YouPorn eSports team banned by league

YouPorn, which my colleagues tell me is a supplier of online "adult" entertainment, sponsors an eSports team, Team YP. It has since 2014, back when I wrote, "More like spornsporning an eSporn team." Hah, nice. Unfortunately, this relationsh...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Ch-ch-ch-chaaaanges

Well isn't this Hunky Dory? A nice little Friday. We have a new Call of Duty to play together. We have a new Fallout to play with ourselves (HA! HA!). We have herpes. Wait, that's just me. My bad. "So shut up and tell us what's changing Mik...

 
 
 
 




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Proposition: To appease Christian conservatives, we sanction porn from the old, conventional Internet into an entirely separate (still criminally free) set of services, servers and We would call it the

 
Kerrik52

I decided to give myself a break from gaming and blogging and now its been a Doing this has been relaxing, but it really highlights how little I have to do outside of chores and job I think its time to play some Ys

 
LaTerry

I finally got a copy of Pokemon Snap and managed to take this Im pretty sure Ill never top

 
FakePlasticTree

Listening to the final Giantbomb East Podcast, and it’s an emotional ride and I can’t believe that I’m getting so upset about That’s the power of a community, same as Dtoid, I appreciate all the communites I’ve been a part of and they’ve g

 
Dango

Im working on a short story that Im pretty excited Its supposed to be the introduction to a dark fantasy world, and the angle is a little strange in a way I find

 
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Some things I cant stand down I think its important that, as much as we change, we stay true to ourselves, so long as it doesnt harm someone Thats why I am recommiting to my love of pineapple on

 
Whispering Willow

I dont have much to add to the current discourse save for this: If you see a problem, you can come to the community team and talk about You dont have to go at things

 
FakePlasticTree

It’s happeniiiiiing!

 
mullon

I want a game that plays like Skyrim, but is set in the Redwall

 
Chris Bradshaw

god, Id be the worst mod ever

 
 

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