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Friday Night Fights - Goodnight Sweet Prince

So it's catgirl day in the qposts. Figured I'd stay with the fuzzy theme, kind of. Honestly makes me sad as hell though. Tuesday I came home to find my best friend (non-human, or man this story would be weird), curled up where I park waitin...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Krang-arang Rufio!

Huh. That thing kind of freaks me out... yet... deep down, I want to stick the D in it. I wonder if it has teeth? Hrm. Moving on... How is everyone this week? Doing good? Ready to play some games together? Sign up below if you want to host...   read

 
 
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GOTY 2015

Mike Martin's picks for games that he picked in 2015

Hello everybody! Your (not so) favorite, foul-mouthed, perverted, shit-posting Community Manager here. 2015 was a helluva year for games. All bullshit aside, we are starting to see some truly amazing games come out. When I was a babby, play...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Enemy bugs approaching!

You hear that? After 7 years... 7 full years of peace, quiet and other Earthy stuff. They are returning. THE FUCKING BUGS ARE COMING MAN! Definitely a job for the EDF. Earth Defense Force 4.1 is hitting next week on the 8th, and I am beyond...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights - Ch-ch-ch-chaaaanges

Well isn't this Hunky Dory? A nice little Friday. We have a new Call of Duty to play together. We have a new Fallout to play with ourselves (HA! HA!). We have herpes. Wait, that's just me. My bad. "So shut up and tell us what's changing Mik...   read

 
 
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What would you say if bae's mom gave you this blanket?

After a hard day at the office all a gamer really wants to do is go home, kick off their shoes, and cuddle with evil reborn on console. Right? This redditor writes: "My girlfriend's mom doesn't know anything about gaming but made me a quilt...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Broken Tooth Day!

Short and sweet today. Cracked my back top molar and it hurts. Bad. On my way out the door to get the last kid from school and then go to the dentist. Sweet pain and drugs ahoy! Have fun gaming tonight, I'll be mumbling and bumbling in some...   read

 
 
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Videogame Clubhouse: The Valentine's Day special

It's time for that annual occurrence of public shame and humiliation: Valentine's Day. If that sentence wasn't enough to tip you off then know that I'm not a big fan of the holiday. So what is a guy to do to prepare himself for tomorrow? Pl...   read

 
 
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Which Console watches more Porn, BF4 Fixes & FFVIII Hair

Hey hey! This video was supposed to go up yesterday afternoon, but a series of unfortunate events resulted in it going up very late last night, and then internet witchcraft prevented me from putting up a post. So, if you don't mind a littl...   read

 
 
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Max Scoville returns!
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The Destructoid Show: The Next Generation

Well, well. Look who's come crawling back. ME. If you guys have been keeping track, The Destructoid Show came to an end two months ago, and I announced my departure from Revision3 about one month ago. And today, in an effort to f...   read

 
 


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The Destructoid Show's Final Episode

Well, guys. This is it. The final episode. Tara and I run down a whole bunch of our favorite moments from hosting this insane show. I've been involved in this site for a bit over three years, and it's been nothing short of life-changing. T...   read

 
 
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No Xbox One DRM, Titanfall, Halo, & Oculus Rift VR Sex

Hey everybody! It's The Destructoid Show! ...Again! Microsoft dropped their dumb DRM, but there's a day one patch, and we're losing some features. But hey, free Xbox Live games. Titanfall has no single-player campaign, but Respawn wan...   read

 
 
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Review: Robot Unicorn Attack 2

Robot Unicorn Attack will forever hold a special place in my heart. I remember PAX East 2010, meeting many Dtoiders for the first time, and joining a rousing drunken chorus of Erasure's "Always" in the late hours of the evening. I have an a...   read

 
 
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The DTOID Show: VR Porno, Tomb Raider & Dark Souls

It's Destructoid's sexiest episode ever! Well, Sessiest, anyway. Tara's out sick, so Adam Sessler's filling in. News includes interactive porno for the Oculus Rift by way of a company called Sinful Robot, some new Tomb Raider gameplay, and ...   read

 
 
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Destructoid Mobile has been redesigned, go play

We've been promising you a better mobile for ages, and it's finally here.  You can now use virtually all of the features of our desktop site on our new smartphone site. No apps to download, no nonsense to install, no gimped commenting ...   read

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Adventure Time, Deadpool, & Spider-Boobs

Holy crap guys, I think this might be my favorite episode of the show we've done in ages. Like, just in terms of the pure awesomeness/absurdity of today's news. For starters, the ESRB has described all the awful things that are in Resident ...   read

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Halo, Walking Dead, & Secret World of BJs

Hey guys! If you missed today's LIVE Destructoid Show, here's a nice convenient recording of it for you to watch.  For starters, NiGHTS Into Dreams and Dragonball Z Budokai are both getting HD rereleases, and Final Fantasy VII&nbs...   read

 
 
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Buy a Balloonicorn and you too can believe in magic

You've watched the magic. Now live the magic! To celebrate the release of "Meet the Pyro," ThinkGeek is selling a three-foot tall Balloonicorn straight from your dreams and into your bedroom. It's pink, it's ballooney, and it will make anyo...   read

 
 
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The DTOID Show is LIVE from PAX right NOW

Hey guys! Heads up! We're in Seattle for PAX right now, sweaty and exhausted. In just a few moments, we'll be streaming LIVE, going over some of the... things... that we're doing. Just waiting for Tara to finish her pizza. Good lord woman,...   read

 
 
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Saints Row The Third writer talks dildos, boobs & Shaundi

Gah, finally. I've been wanting to talk about Saints Row: The Third since last Friday, and yesterday the embargo was finally up. I got to talk to Drew Holmes, the game's lead narrative designer (or "writer") about all the wonderful things ...   read

 
 
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That bear is wearing a bikini ...

What you are looking at is a piece of art for Super Danganronpa 2. The character is called Mono Bear and he is evil, as you can tell from the fact that he's WEARING A BIKINI OH GOD.  Since the first game never made it out of Japan...   read

 
 
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Winners of The Destructoid Show's 3DS Destruction Contest

If you watch The Destructoid Show, you'll know we've been doing a contest to give away three Catalyst 3DS cases, sponsored by the fine folks at CM4. Of course, since we're a gaggle of idiot children, the contest was "make a picture of the b...   read

 
 
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New Destructoid Episode: Metro Dorito Aliens Having Sex

Hey kid, wanna see a dead body? Oh. Well. You wanna see some really cool video game news... In the back of my van? Uh. Anyway. The guy from Crytek says the PS Vita is gonna fail, and the guy from Naughty Dog says the Wii U is gonna fail. G...   read

 
 
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Adult Swim slashing prices on iOS games for July 4 sale

It's almost independence day, the day that America freed itself from my own personal rule (according to my stepkid), and Adult Swim is celebrating by knocking all its games down to the lovely price of $0.99.  Popular games such as Robo...   read

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Live taping was LIVE!

Morning, folks! For those of you who tuned in to our LIVE taping of The Destructoid Show yesterday, thank you. We do hope you enjoyed it. We also hope you remembered everything you heard in exact detail, because it's the last time you'll...   read

 
 
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