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EA invents new meaning of irony

Are you sitting down? I'll wait ... OK. Look what this fool from EA had to say about Gears of War. Keep in mind, we're talking about EA, Electronic Arts: Alain Tascan, general manager for EA Montreal, has revealed that he thinks Xbox 360...   read

 
 
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Lesson in dickery is lesson in hilarity

Holy mother of God do I miss the olden days of CounterSrike, and it's moments like these that leave a tear of joy in my eye. You may find this hard to believe, but back in my college days all I real...   read

 
 
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PS3 launch titles dropping like flies

After news earlier today that NBA Live 07 was getting buried on the PlayStation 3, it has now been revealed that Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion won't come out for PS3 gamers until early next year. Originally planned as a launch-window game, t...   read

 
 
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Miss Video Game submissions rolling in; competition both fierce and pure comedy gold

Our very own Faith isn't the only one pining for the Miss Video Game crown. No, there are plenty of other pleasant-smelling thong-wearing females cat fighting for the crown. In fact, all their profiles are now online and ready to be m...   read

 
 



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Gears multiplayer changes could make game even more awesomer than it is now!

If there's one single flaw in Gears of War for the Xbox 360, it is that the multiplayer matchmaking scrapes the bottom of the evolutionary ladder. By not offering up ranked team play, it goes against the grain of successful multiplayer ga...   read

 
 
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PS3 suckage continues; shareholders seen jumping off very tall buildings

You know that shiny $600 PC/game console you just bought? Yeah, it's not really done yet. In fact, as soon as you bring that bad boy home you're gonna have to download a software update. What? You don't have online access? Well, then you'...   read

 
 
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NBA Live 07 cancelled; one more reason not to get PS3 now

EA loves money. In fact, they love money so much that they know not to release a title before they can cash in substantially with its release. Thus, the profit gods of Electronic Arts have deemed NBA Live 07 completely unfit for the PlayS...   read

 
 
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Burning Crusade to start taking your money on Jan. 16

For those of you who've since put the world of Azeroth and such to bed, it's time to get those credit cards all warmed up because Blizzard announced today that their World of Warcraft expansion The Burning Crusade will finally drop on Jan...   read

 
 
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A video game journo East Coast vs. West Coast war begins now!

That's right, I'm throwin' the mutha f*ckin' hammer down! I'm tired of looking at that dapper Kevin Pereira and Geoff Keighley walk around like they own the place. And 1UP guys, I'm talking to you too! Put down that donut Luke Smith and l...   read

 
 
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Elite Beat Agents: Watch how much I suck

OK, I don't suck that bad, but I do have a few excuses as to why I particularly sucked in these Elite Beat Agents gameplay videos for the Nintendo DS. Number one, I got no sleep last night 'cause I had to get up early for this media break...   read

 
 
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Deal or No Deal: Get drunk and get girls naked!

My hatred for gaming shows and unabashed hatred for all things Howie Mandel prevent me from watching Deal or No Deal on TV, but, the video game version has proven to be something entirely different. And it's not because I can skip all of ...   read

 
 
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In order to continue to seem mainstream and hip to today's youth market, MTV has announced their second go around with Gamer's Week, or as the hipster Internet dweebs call it, "2.0." OMG, you're so f*cking hip with your fin...   read

 
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Diddytoid rocks the PS3 mic

Guess who headlined the latest PlayStation 3 party in L.A. last night? That's right, it was Destructoid's favorite media mogul Diddy! Uh, can't stop, won't stop. Mr. Diddy and a gaggle of celebs partied it up in honor of Sony's next-gen c...   read

 
 
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No shock here, but Contra is broken

I don't really understand why every retro XBLA title that comes out has to have some bug or crazy crash or some other malfunction that really shouldn't exist after you plunk down your Microsoft points to buy it. Contra is the latest casua...   read

 
 
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Game of the year Elebits delayed

My favorite game in the whole wide world, Elebits for the Wii, has been smacked down with the delay stick. Despite previously promised as a launch day title by Konami, it seems that the quality of this stellar title didn't quite live up t...   read

 
 
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Spike VGA: Vote early and vote often!

So soon after the Democrats just got done pwning the Republicans, here comes along another chance to use your voting power -- this time for a sub-par video game awards show! That's right gamers, it's the Spike TV Video Game Awards season ...   read

 
 
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Dtoid blowin' up all over your map!

Yeah, that's right, we runnin' sh*t now! Well, not really, but we are certainly well on our way. Check out Mr. Kevin P. and Miss Olivia M. as they go ahead and name drop us again. My oh my, we certainly are ridin' dirty now.   read

 
 
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Nintendo fanboyism now in ludicrous speed

You gotta love Nintendo fans. No matter what obstacles are in their way, they will overcome them. Come hell or highwater, nothing will ever get them down. Case in point: Despite Gears of War getting all kinds of praise from gamers and gam...   read

 
 
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In case you didn't get enough of this game on the PC ... then the Xbox ... then the Xbox 360, well, the Wii has you covered! Ubisoft continues their FPS Wii drive with this jungle simulator some of us have come to love and some have come to loath. So, after looking at this vid, what do you think?   read

 
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Now that GamePro is all up in the new E3's bizznass, the people behind this E3 rebirth want you to name it. And, it's not gonna be a bunch of suits that name it, it's gonna be YOU! Yes you! In fact, if you come up with the ...   read

 
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PS3 snags "Best of Innovation" CES honors

Take this for what it's worth, but it was announced today that the PlayStation 3 and Sony received a Best of Innovation honor for the Electronic Gaming category by the 2007 CES crew. According to my handy dandy press release, here's the c...   read

 
 
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After a long long dreary day here in NYC, I finally came back to my office and opened up a wonderful package from Nintendo. As you can see, this sweet (literally) swag package is for Yoshi's Island DS. Check out those yummy eggs. I wonder what they taste like. But should I ruin dinner?   read

 
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Worms coming to XBLA

Remember back in the day when you used to waste hours playing Worms on the old PC? I know I do. Well, thanks to Team 17, Worms will be making its way back into your belly. And it's the classic 2D version too, not that crappy 3D one that c...   read

 
 


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Rumor: Destructoid mole confirms big Microsoft announcements coming around Nov. 22

You know how other Web sites and magazines have their own "mole"? Well, we have our own as well. This person is fairly deep on the inside and will of course, always remain anonymous. But, fear not, our mole is legit. So, although what we ...   read

 
 
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The Burger King gameplay videos have arrived!

Here they are boys and girls, just like I promised. All three games are represented here in video form and I must say, after spending roughly 10 minutes total with each so far, that Big Bumpin' is my favorite of the bunch. But, even t...   read

 
 
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