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Okinawa Rush could get a taste of The Baz if we're lucky

I've seen a lot of great rushes come and go over the years. Sonic Rush, Sugar Rush, San Francisco Rush: 2049, Rush, and of course, August Rush are just few off the top of my head. With the rush market already over saturated to th...

 
 
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This Tetris comic should be taught in schools

There's been talk of a Tetris film for years, but from the looks of it, the critical failure of movies like Pixels and Battleship may have slowed Hollywood's enthusiasm for adapting toys and games that have no established narratives of thei...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Free Slime-San DLC coming to Switch, includes FPS mode

Slime-San gets compared to Super Meat Boy a lot, but that's a little like comparing Earthbound to Undertale. They're in the same genre, and the feel is similar, but beyond that, they're pretty darn different. Slime-San's central gameplay h...

 
 
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Mayo wins first U.S. post-release Splatfest in surprise upset

[Art by 3DROD] [Update: Mayo won Europe and Japan as well. The whole world has officially been covered in the white stuff.] First there was Brexit. Then there was Trump. Now there is... Mayo. Despite being saddled to the less popular of Sp...

 
 
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Splatoon 2 music with lyrics

Splatoon 2 is finally out in the wild, and its hype levels are arguably greater now than ever before. Nintendo's newfound knack for developing competitive games that have staying power, outside of staples like Smash Bros. and Mario Ka...

 
 
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Come out of all your closets at Haven Con 4

When I was growing up, to openly love video games was to be a nonconformist. There was no getting around that, and in a small cliquey town where social status determined much of your experience in life, being a nonconformist meant being avo...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Should you get GoNNER on Switch? Take this quiz and find out

What Binding of Isaac does for The Legend of Zelda, GoNNER comes pretty darn close to doing for Metroid. Like Metroid, it's largely about stumbling upon bizarre new creatures. Some can be peacefully avoided, others require hard and fast hun...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Kero Blaster is worth the jump to PS4

[Art by Ka92] Kero Blaster is one of those games where the second I published its review on Destructoid, people started questioning the score that I gave it. "How can a three-hour 2D run and gun platformer with two-frame run animations be a...

 
 
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What if UmJammer Lammy and Katy Kat were... closer

[Art bu Aulsa] As all good fans of PaRappa Headcanons already know, it's fun to think about ChopChop Master Onion making car noises when he's alone or when he's having a break, but did you know it's also fun to think about PaRappa char...

 
 




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Hiveswap: Act 1"Horny trolls and swapping souls"

 
 
 

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Sarah Jane Farron

Dead By Daylight is so tense sometimes! I just had like 4 games and escaped in 3 of them yet found the whole thing Im getting surprisingly good at juking Just took the killer on a crazy chase long enough for the final generator to be done!

 
Samhain

The intro to South Park reminds me Octopath Also Im struggling to get any laughs out of the new season and that makes me

 
thejamesshow00

I am worried these 7-11 eggrolls with make me fat(er) or give me (more) cancer, but I can not stop eating 5 kinds of food do you eat way to regularly but know you it is gonna end bad?

 
TricerArocK

Good morning! Here is Doom on Switch gameplay! Edit: And Looking

 
Donley Time

Boss 101 Screenshot Boss Blasting - Be You might not want to bring a Level 1 shotgun to a Level 29 boss fight!

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Only 2 days until my Birthday! And that happens to be exactly 2 weeks after best Senran girl Hikages

 
Rudorlf

Oh, the PC version of Destiny 2 requires an always-online internet connection? *cross game off the wishlist*

 
Cory Arnold

Swery is one of the coolest dudes Ive So glad I had a chance to meet him!

 
Serethyn

R O L L I N G E Y E S F A L L

 
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True story, this never happens to me any

 
 

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