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Review: RymdResa

"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy H...

 
 
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Review: Traverser

The Earth has lost its sun and become a frozen wasteland bereft of breathable air, but humanity struggles on in Traverser, the debut title from Gatling Goat Studios. A 3D platforming adventure, the game excels in presenting a strange, divid...

 
 
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Review: You Must Build A Boat

The premise of You Must Build A Boat is simple, but unexplained. In order to travel up a river, you must build a boat. The why is, seemingly, irrelevant.

 
 
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Review: Stealth Inc. 2: A Game of Clones

When Stealth Bastard released four years ago as a freeware title, it was easier to get excited about 2D puzzle platformer games. In the time since, Curve released an expanded version to Steam and ported that game to consoles, now rebranded ...

 
 
 
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Jamestown+ on PS4 is the best colonial era shooter yet

Jamestown was a wonderful shoot-em-up back when it first released on PC. With bullets blazing across the surface of a colonial Mars, it paired beautiful sprite art with epic music and cooperative local multiplayer to make something really s...

 
 
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Review: Axiom Verge

[Tom Happ contributed to "Sup Holmes?" a show produced by Conrad Zimmerman that had a separate Kickstarter unrelated to Destructoid, but is featured on the site.] It seems like a foregone conclusion when looking at Axiom Verge that com...

 
 
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Review: Pillars of Eternity

Pillars of Eternity is a sort of game which appeared unlikely to exist again in any meaningful way. Isometric, party-based role-playing games certainly seemed like the sort of thing people made, "back in the day," something to be fondly rem...

 
 
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Review: LA Cops

At first glance, the potential for LA Cops to be an interesting title is great. A top-down shooter in the style of a retro cop squad drama, its main appeal lies in the combination of real-time action with teamwork management, one player usi...

 
 
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Review: White Night

When people look back upon the great horror games of this year, they're probably going to forget about White Night, and that's understandable. It doesn't break any ground, it isn't littered with jump scares to draw in the YouTube crowd, and...

 
 
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Review: Helldivers

Mankind has expanded throughout the galaxy, having come together under one government, a "managed" democracy. From the Super Earth homeworld, humanity spreads its message of liberation and freedom to every planet they land upon; the liberat...

 
 
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Review: Blackhole

There certainly have been a lot of creative 2D platform games releasing over the last couple of months, enough that there seems to be some genuine competition in the genre. If you're finding yourself in a position where it has become diffic...

 
 
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Review: Aaru's Awakening

Aaru's Awakening is an unrelenting challenge of a game, which places players in the world of Lumenox, a mystical land in a precarious state of balance between four deities who rule it, Dawn, Day, Dusk, and Night. Now that balance is being d...

 
 
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Review: Harold

Moon Spider Studio has released its debut title, Harold, an endearing and challenging race game about the most incompetent runner ever to need protection from a guardian angel. With some quick thinking, quicker thumbs, and an opportunistic ...

 
 
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Bud Light turns man into Pac-Man in Super Bowl ad

Bud Light has released one of the ads which will air during the upcoming Super Bowl XLIX, in which an unsuspecting beer consumer becomes the player of a fully-realized, physical Pac-Man game while a live DJ spins music in a rave environmen...

 
 
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Play The Sims 4 free for 48 hours on Origin

Electronic Arts has added The Sims 4 to its Origin Game Time program, which offers a trial period on some major releases in the Origin library. Players can install The Sims 4 now through Origin and play free for 48 hours, starting from the ...

 
 
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Blacklight developer Zombie Studios closes doors

Zombie Studios, the developer behind Blacklight and responsible for launching the Spec Ops series, has stated they are shutting down operations after more than two decades in the industry. The announcement comes by way of a brief ...

 
 
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Indiegogo providing new services for successful projects

Indiegogo has launched a new program, offering post-campaign support for projects which reach their crowdfunding goals. The new service, dubbed "InDemand," allows creators to continue to accept contributions after their funded project ...

 
 
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Poi trailer offers hope for the 3D platformer

This is the kind of thing I like to find when I wake up in the morning. It's a teaser trailer for a 3D platformer, Poi, and watching it makes me think that there's a bold adventure just waiting out there for me to experience. But it's...

 
 
 
 
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New screens to tease next episode of The Walking Dead

Telltale Games has released a few screenshots for The Walking Dead's next installment, In Harm's Way. Clementine and the other survivors from the cabin have gotten themselves into a bit of a pickle, it would seem. We still don't have a rele...

 
 
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Capcom confirms GBA games coming to Wii U

Nintendo started launching Game Boy Advance titles for the Wii U Virtual Console earlier this month, but now the third-parties are getting in the act. Speaking with IGN, a representative of Capcom has confirmed Mega Man Battle Network 3&nbs...

 
 
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Enjoy some video of the E.T. landfill excavation

As you may have heard, one of gaming's great urban legends was confirmed over the weekend. Atari did, in fact, dump a large quantity of retail copies of E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (and other games) in a New Mexico landfill and -- al...

 
 
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PlayStation cross-buy announced for Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty

Oddworld Inhabitants divulged a few salient details regarding the upcoming release of Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty, remake of the original Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee. Most notably, the studio has announced that the game will be offered as a cross-b...

 
 




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A Mortician's Tale"Your desquamation destination"

 

Lichtspeer"Lend me your speers"

 

Fire Emblem Warriors"Wonder twin powers, activate"

 

Overgrowth"A long time coming, but you may want to wait longer"

 

The Jackbox Party Pack 4"Fourth time, less charm"

 

ELEX"ELEX Gon' Give It To Ya"

 

WWE 2K18 "Botchamania"

 

Hob"Hobbling out of the gate"

 
 
 

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Keiichi Morisato

reading Space Brothers right now, i just got to the point in the series where the main characters brother lands on the moon, its such a powerful scene when all of Japan looks up to the moon in

 
Bass

What are good websites for imports? I want to play japanese Donkey Konga

 
whatsacow

so I need to ask: Is this story too offensive? Its about all the gods warring, and I use Robin Williams suicide as a joke and plot point,

 
Greenhornet214

The final boss in Super Mario Odyssey is actually

 
Rasori

I hope we all agree to not show anything Mario Odyssey on here until it And when it does launch, to post what you want to say about it only in the comments to avoid spoilers for the people on here that dont have it Respect is

 
homeoftheghouls

A good way to end a long (meaning 2 day) weekend is with a tables, ladders, and chairs 5 on 3 Didnt really do much besides plant some stuff, play games, and watch Unfortunately I have to work the next two weeks straight, but bills must be paid

 
Eingon Spankgler

#StrangerDangerToid

 
Mike Sounders

Shaggy confirmed for Dragon Ball Fighterz and stronger than Jiren

 
Silver Luso

👻👻👻(best read Im shaky ghost story voice) Im sick of seeing this spooky image, the water bullshit in this game can go to hell 👻👻👻👻

 
100 Percent Human SrChurros that is Totally Not a Monster

Ok, just a few more minutes of Night in the Woods before going to *chapter 3 ends with a huge cliffhanger* fuck

 
 

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