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A French Final Fantasy fan site has unearthed a trademark registered in Europe for a new game which I can only assume will be chocobo-centric. What evidence do I have to support this assumption? The trademark is “Chocobo Panic.” Clearly, I am a genius.

Of course, there are no further details on what exactly might constitute a “chocobo panic.” I’m going to become lost in a world of fantasy and assume that it will be a puzzle game chock full of “kweh” and feathers until evidence to the contrary is presented.

Perhaps the larger question is what might cause a chocobo to panic in the first place. Lack of greens? Being touched inappropriately by a moogle? Being expected to carry a party of as many as half a dozen people on its downy back? The possibilities are endless!

Square Enix dépose Chocobo Panic en Europe [Final Fantasy Ring via GoNintendo]

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