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This is my 1337th post. I didn't want it to be something that was so banal, like what post number it was, or if I was drinking a Sam Adams Octoberfest. I wanted it to be special

Anytime you give players a helicopter, they will never use a car again unless forced to.

Late night hot take

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Been enjoying Rage 2.

Garlic Bread is actually Garlic Toast. Wake up sheeple!

These two words should never be this close together, thank you very much

Dear Maine tourist board: please consider "I want you inside ME" as your official state slogan. Youre welcome.

Giving blood today. Did the survey and at the end is team Liquids logo. I think that's a weird thing to rip off. Turns out, they created Heal for Real, a drive to get gamers to donate. That's pretty swell of them

May be dropping a substantial amount of money to get my Ehrgeiz cabinet updated with an LCD screen so it isn't so darn blue. Found out I got a really good deal on it at auction, so it seems like an okay investment.

Truth

Years later, Skyrim's main theme is still, and I hate to use this word, epic.

I know I'm late, but this tickles my fancy

Arbitrary metal ish tuesday

Just wanted to give a shoutout to all my middle class brown eyed cisgendered hetero white males. We can do it!

My ex may have been a heartless parasite, but goddamn if she wasn't right about how good gouda is

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Maybe weighted blankets are good for anxiety because you don't notice the pressure on your chest when its also on your legs.

I can give blood again! Drain me dry so I have karmic balance, fuckers!

First rule of Minecraft is never dig down. What are other First Rules for other games?

Hire score after I tranced out in galagaa. Beat the old one by 50 percent and is probably my PB

Decided to put Bojack Horseman on as background noise. I watched it once and didn't like it, but now I'm actually invested.

2 kind of people. Those who can complete by inference

Saw IT Part 2. Liked it, but not really a horror movie, and not really a dark comedy either. They couldn't write it a good ending, either ;)