...cake? Cake? CAAAAAAKKKKE!!!!! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

...OH WAIT THAT'S ME. OMG I AM SO DRUNK Fucking shit, ladies and gents. I have been drinking ym thursday night wawy while paling GH/WT, adn i'm watching venrute brothers while eating delicious almos cake. Its beenn a good dat. sHIT IVE P...

I decided to clean out my room this week. Basically, just get rid of all the shit I've been accumulating in the room since college started. I found things I didn't even remember I had: 2 old DDR pads, a Frylock plush, some books, etc. Then ...

Holy shit I can rhyme. This past weekend, in the lovely city of Louisville, KY, I attended my first sci-fi movie convention, a little event called Wonderfest. Earlier this year, my parents decided we should go on another family trip, sinc...

My second home. Ever since I (and many other people like me) was a kid, I wanted to be an explorer. I wanted to be the first person to set off from some destination and discover some gorgeous, untouched destination, or a magical force the...

Well, after more than a week of berating this community for entries, it's finally time to vote for what beautiful piece of art will be tattooed on my body! For those that haven't heard what all this business is about, just check out my prev...

KNOCK IT OFF, JESUS! Getting laughed at is kinda humiliating. It sucks when, say, you're siting down to enjoy a nice cookout, and you sit down in a deck chair, and it snaps in two, dropping you to the ground. Or, when you pleasure a woman...

THEN MAKE A GODDAMN ARCADE STICK OUT OF IT. First seen on TechEBlog, a modder by the name of Seppun decided to make a lemon into high-quality lemonade by gutting his old red-ringed 360, and turning it into an arcade stick. Now, persoanll...

I hope you all made it through April Fool's Day without being horribly tricked by a loved one because of an arbitrary mark on a calendar. The whole day is made for people who like to pull pranks and make people laugh. So, today, I’m gonna...

*bows in reverance* I, along with so many other children, was a Nintendo kid. I find this fact to be true for roughly 80% of the people I meet; the NES was the console most of us started on. And that’s fine; everything The Big N made in i...

[As originally posted on Backwards Compatible.] Sonic has been getting a lot of flak recently for, well, being in shit games. After the debacles of Sonic 2006 and Sonic: Unleashed, many feared that the days of good Sonic games were behind ...

First, before we start this whole fiasco I thought up while drunk and high on meth, I want to congratulate Niero, the editors, and everyone else who’s a part of Destructoid on this 3rd anniversary of this grand website’s inception. (Also, g...

[Here's me, whoring out my new blog Backwards Compatible. This is part of an editorial I did; if you like what you see, check out the site (yep, just click that link) for the full editorial, where I talk more about the NARC remake, Max Payn...

As originally posted on Backwards Compatible. Son. Of. A. Bitch. As if it wasn’t blasphemous enough that a company made food “scientifically formulated” with gamers in mind, now comes goddamn Gillette to tell us that the blades we’ve bee...

...is the amazing Dinosaurs Fucking Robots. Thanks to the lovely folks at Pajiba, I came across this site today, and couldn't stop laughing. What makes this website so special? Are you sure you read the site's title? That's what the websi...

It's the equivalent of fucking a hybrid of Angelina Jolie and Sienna Miller while eating a chocolate-dipped peanut butter and jelly sandwich. GODDAMMIT I LOVE SHINING FORCE AND GAIN GROUND!!! This blog brought to you by the letters B, E,...

...well, I believe that's what this Portuguese site would have you believe. So, being bored this evening, I decided to do what any petty internet user does for fun: I Googled myself. Well, not my full name, just "pendelton21". As I was goi...

...comes the strange creation of ATARI 2600 MEGA MAN: Umm...I'm not sure what to make of this. One the one hand, this is a pretty interesting de-make of Mega Man, like nothing I've seen before. But, on the other, I wouldn't EVER want to ...

Ok, that's a lie. There's only ten things here. WOW I'M SO GOOFY. (All of the pictures are just random photos of me, because I'm a vain bastard who likes to look at himself) Bonnaroo 2007, rocking out John the Fisherman in front of 100 ...

Ok, so, if anyone's checked out my radio show the past few weeks, you'd know 2 things: 1) they are shorter than they should be, or 2) non-existent. Yes, after being cut off 2 weeks ago, and being locked out of the station last week, The U...

Ladies and gentlemen, we have witness an unprecedented event in Cblog history: The Weekend of Hug. From all around the world, members of this community have gathered, for whatever reason, to discuss who they have hugged, and the conseque...

Normally, I wouldn't post something like this, as I'm more a man of well-thought-out, VGR blogs. But, I have to post this. It's a link to a movie trailer for 9, the next Tim Burton movie. I'll only say 2 things about this: 1.) I got a chil...

Well, it’s that time of year, folks. The yearly running of the Cblog flamebait posts, i.e. GOTY posts. Normally, I don’t make anything like this, because most years have either not had that many great games, or most GOTY lists have done rig...

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS ROUGH. Finally, after 4 labor-intensive, caffeine-fueled, hallucination-filled exam days, I'M DONE WITH SCHOOL! No more classes, no more grades, nothing. So, I was able to move back home last night, and enjoy a nice meal ...