So PAX. That totally just happened. It was pretty cool. Actually, it was one of the best experiences of my life, to be honest with you. I had so much fucking fun in and around the streets of Seattle. I got to take a picture with my big g...

What makes a great zombie? That really depends on who you ask. Some will say that the Romero-based ghouls are the best; shambling creatures devoid of thought, driven only by their hunger. These beasts-once-human are analogous of the very ...

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope this news finds you well. I am contacting you with what limited resources I have left. In case you didn't know, for roughly the past two days, our beloved Destructoid.com was stricken with some sort of grave t...

Time to carve the bird! Saying that I�m thankful that Fallout 3 exists is putting it lightly. After having a run-in with it last year, I picked up the GOTY edition earlier this month. The game has taken control of my life. So much so ...

No, of course this isn't Photoshopped. Last time I gave you folks all the makings for a fantastic night of game food. While I'd like to give you another great menu, I've decided to look at the darker side of video game grub. I wouldn't gi...

Animals are awesome, aren’t they? Fluffy, scaled, terrifying, gigantic, wonderful creatures of all makes and models are around us every day. So it would only seem natural to imbibe these creatures with features that would make them good vid...

Awesome, yet retarded. If you come to any of the big gaming industry events like PAX, you’re bound to see some of the craziest exhibition booths in existence. Game companies will do ANYTHING to get you to try out their games; give out fr...

As wonderful an experience as PAX was, something was missing. Going to Seattle, I knew, in my heart of hearts, I was gonna be able to sink my teeth into news about the 3rd installment of my favorite downloadable series, On The Rain-Slick ...

Suddenly, a god-like voice boomed out over the masses. “Ladies and gentlemen,” it spoke, “PAX 2009 is now open.” “Welcome home.” Ain’t that the fucking truth. PAX 2009 has officially commenced, leaving me feeling the same way someone mu...

Unless you have to do it for homework. Whilst perusing through my daily publication-of-choice (The BG NEWS, my campus' newspaper), I came across a story about how professors are taking everyone's favorite tiny baby guitar and putting it t...

Because, within 5 days of asking for a tattoo design, not only did the community (including the beautiful, awesome Mikey) oblige, but Niero fucking agreed to fully pay for it. Awesome. Also,

10. It's portable: do you realise what this means? YOU CAN DRUM. ON THE GO. Well, as long as you also have some sort of portable 360 and television. 9. It works better than the GH drums: God, what a horrible peripheral the GH drums are. ...

Hey. You's. Is you going tO PAX? Oh, well then, you might wanna be around for thisss. On Thursdaay, septembber 3rd, at 'roundg 5 p.m. I wil be getting my Destructoid tatoo at Apolcypse Tattoo which is about 8 blocks from the convention c...

It seems the end is in sight. After days upon days making my way through this treacherous kingdom, I’ve made it to the Industrial Castle, holding place of the Princesses I was tasked to retrieve. Before me stood a bastion to all things me...

[Finally, after a long, unintended hiatus, welcome back to Level-Headed, showcasing the best levels in gaming! As usual, I’m your lovely host Pendelton. Now that things have gotten to be a little less hectic in my life, I’m coming back on a...

AND WE'RE BACK! Ladies and gents, if you recall, last year I did a Real-Time Suck Movie Review of the god-awful video game movies Stay Alive and Gamebox 1.0. Well, in honor of the Mortal Kombat Podtoid this week, I thought I'd bring back ...

Um...wow, it's been a long, LONG time since I've posted anything here. Well, this is a good enough place to start; an update on the Dtoid tattoo I'm getting at PAX. Oh, yes, I'm still getting it. As some of you might remember, I had a cont...

As always, being that it's Sunday, it's time to ask the handsome devils of the Backwards Compatible podcast some questions (C WUT I DID THUR?!?!!?). So drop us a line (or...comment, I guess) below, and we'll try our hardest to muster up th...

Dear Sony and Nintendo, Left 4 Dead 2. MGS: Rising. Project Natal. Facebook AND Twitter. Go home. E3 is now The Xbox Show. Sorry. -Pendelton21

Jesus Christ, he's actually a professional drummer... Well, kids, another week, another recording of BC. As always, we need your questions, comments, photos of your mom, and ritual sacrifices to power our podcasting engines. Drop us a lin...

Yes, that's right folks. EGM is coming back!!! This makes me a very happy person. EGM was (and still is) the greatest gaming magazine available today. I believe it was a sad day for us all when it was announced that Ziff Davis was getting...

Chef Pendelton, at your service. One of the most important things in life and gaming is being well-fed. In life, a good meal regenerates you, makes you feel whole, and heals what ails ya. Same for games. Without foods in games, you’d neve...

The Kotaku Robot Wars Wow, this is interesting: Apparently, Brian Crecente's Hair Palace is running a competition between the 35 greatest robots in the gaming world. Of course, the usual suspects are there: Thursday, Mega Man, Robo, KOS-MO...

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS VIDEO BEFORE. Yes, ladies and germs, it's that time again! The Backwards Compatible podcast needs your questions, comments, pictures, videos, love letters, death threats, and first-born children tonight. Drop it ...