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I'm sorry for everyone's poor experience at Whole Foods. At Trader Joe's, we understand your needs for solicited back alley sex, dildo maintenance, and air conditioning. Come on by for a true neighborhood shopping experience. #MyBattlefield

 
 
 

This came up on my Youtube recommendations and it made me think of Occams.



 
 
 
 

There, Now I done finished the thing.


 
 
 

The most realistic feature they showed off for Madden 19 is the option to stay in the locker room for the National Anthem.

 
 
 

So I've been called out for #ThiccThursday apparently. Looks like somebody doesn't know what they got themselves into.


 
 
 

Here. I done did the thing.


 
 
 

First day working at Trader Joe's done. Was pretty good. As someone who's worked in a warehouse environment for 6 years it's definitely something different than what I'm used to. Gonna take a bit to adjust but I think I'm gonna like it.

 
 
 
 

Bummed that I'm gonna have to skip FanimeCon this year. Unfortunately moneys tight and I just can't really afford to go. Sucks since this would've been my 5th year. Thankfully I got the job I wanted at Trader Joes which is better pay so that's cool.

 
 
 

Very sad news about John Bain. I actually had an interaction on Dtoid with him and while I can't say it was pleasant, it was a nice surprise and gave me some respect for him. Regardless of how I felt about his views, he certainly didn't deserve this.

 
 
 

Thanos be OP as fuck.


 
 
 

On a more positive note, I got an email for a job opportunity as a "content reviewer" in which one of the job requirements states and I directly quote "Comfortable with adult content - pornography and graphic imagery may be a part of this role".


 
 
 

Last day of my 4th week at my new job and somebody took a piss in my soda. I was already unsure how this job was working out but now I have a pretty good idea.

 
 
 
 

If we are actually getting a Bill and Ted 3, can we also get a Wayne's World 3? Seriously, of all the reboots and sequels that have been happening, Wayne's World is the only one I've really wanted and think it could actually turn out good

 
 
 

Went to bury my cat yesterday. Tripped, Fell and hit my head on a log and cut my hand. Woke up this morning expecting to hear her meowing before remembering she was gone. I'm ready for this weekend to be over.

 
 
 

Rest in Peace to my kitty Boo Boo. Had to be put down after having her for over 18 years. Now excuse me while I go bawl my eyes out.


 
 
 
 

The Birds and The Bees of War.


 
 
 

All those faps to give and this is all Wes has to show for it for the Thiccness. Wes confirmed to be a two pump chump.


 
 
 

My new jobs been keeping me busy. But not busy enough to make me forget #ThiccThursday.


 
 
 

Rest in Peace to Bob Dorough, composer for many of the songs on Schoolhouse Rock. This one's one of my favorites.



 
 


About ooktarone of us since 12:17 PM on 04.18.2013

Somewhere in the backwoods of California, in a cabin with 3 cats (Rip Fuzzy Butt and Boo Boo) and little contact with the outside world. Locked away with nothing but a PC, a guitar, and an near limitless supply of spam. A small yet courageous man works day and night in order to make sense of humanity's greatest secrets. Using his abilities as a skilled video games player, amateur musician, and wannabe film connoisseur, he manages to keep himself busy with his work of saving the world through his studies of Heavy Metal, Silly Pop Culture, and Raccoons.
 
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