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Valentines Day Special.


 
 
 

Been really bummed and out of it lately and it's not because of Valentine's Day. Just been completely unmotivated and finding it hard to be positive. Sorry for the bummer post but just need to express a bit. A few more details in the comments.

 
 
 

Two truths and a Lie. 1: I have a condition that makes me grow extra teeth and have had over 20 removed. 2: I got suspended from school once for wrestling with a kid and putting him in a sleeper hold. 3: I lost my virginity to a woman from Craigslist.

 
 
 

Yay for another #ThiccThursday. Even when I'm down I can usually count on Thicc girls to cheer me back up. More in the comments.


 
 
 

Just remember sports fans.


 
 
 

#Shoutouttoid to everyone who faps to my #ThiccThursday posts. Wes in particular. I'd like to think that all the faps he gives is how many it takes him to get off. Furthermore, you could always follow me too and give me some fapping power.


 
 
 

Wes leaves the toilet seat up. He also drinks milk straight from the carton.

 
 
 
 

I love Brak




 
 
 

I'm not super into those Funko Pop figures, but this is one I think I need to get.


 
 
 

Happy #ThiccThursday. Once again it's time to get Down with the Thiccness. Moar in the comments.


 
 
 
 

It's #ThiccThursday but my internet is acting up so today is a small edition. A few more in the comments.


 
 
 
 

It's the last #ThiccThursday of the year. Look forward to another year of fantastically Thicc women. More in the comments.


 
 
 

Is Rimming my Switch worth it?

 
 
 

Merry Christmas everybody. As tradition, here's the story of Cave Christmas.



 
 
 

Went to a family Christmas party and somehow wound up with a couple cases of beer and a beer pong kit.


 
 
 

Howdy How folks. It's #ThiccThursday and I'm here to bring some Christmas Cheer. Lewder stuff in the comments of course.


 
 
 

This is too great to not share with everyone.


 
 
 

People saying that The Last Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie...



 
 
 

Thank you so much to my Secret Santa Retrofraction for this wonderful package. I love the letter you wrote me and on top of the games and Anime, the mix CD of Space Jam Christmas mixes is one of the greatest gifts I've ever gotten. I'm incredibly grateful


 
 
 

I was trying to relegate my pics to the comments in my #ThiccThursday posts, but apparently some of y'all got some weird standards regarding Thicc Girls.


 
 
 

It's #Thiccthursday everybody. Let's celebrate Thicc Girls before the FCC takes them away. More in the comments.


 
 


About ooktarone of us since 12:17 PM on 04.18.2013

Somewhere in the backwoods of California, in a cabin with 4 cats (Rip Fuzzy Butt) and little contact with the outside world. Locked away with nothing but a PC, a guitar, and an near limitless supply of spam. A small yet courageous man works day and night in order to make sense of humanity's greatest secrets. Using his abilities as a skilled video games player, amateur musician, and wannabe film connoisseur, he manages to keep himself busy with his work of saving the world through his studies of Heavy Metal, Silly Pop Culture, and Raccoons.
 
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