Someday I will own a coffee table. And when I do I'm going to put a video game art book on it to make it a coffee table book. The only one I have right now is "The Art of Dead Space" and that probably wouldn't be good for company.

The number of glitches in XCOM 2 disgusts me.

Jake Kaufman needs to make more disco music like Rescue Girl.

I wonder if Ion Fury is any good.

Starting Splatoon 2 the night before I have to go back to work was a mistake.

I finished The Messenger. That story really falls apart near the end.

When I'm feeling more creative and sarcastic I'm going to make a top 10 list of the best featureless black goo enemies in games. RE7 will be on there, Prey will be on there, maybe X-Files gets an honorable mention.

What's the single best video game audio podcast ever made?

Finishing Super Mario Odyssey has left me with a hundred questions about the nature of the world and how the different kingdoms interact with each other.

I wish I could figure out a way to get the world to love Monkey Island again.

We're two decades into this new millennium and I say it's bullshit we don't have cool futuristic VR video games a la Snow Crash and Otherland.

The Sega Genesis Collection should come with a warning. Warning: Menu may cause Sonic Dreams Collection flashbacks.

I'm going to turn off the Balloon World notifications in Super Mario Odyssey since I read you need to find 800 balloons to get max rank in that thing.

After going through an art exhibit on Hyman Bloom I think there should be a horror game based entirely on Hyman Bloom's art, because that guy drew some fucked up shit.

You, shithead, what doi is it?

I wish Qtoid had never been born!

Am I really good at Super Mario Odyssey, or is it just piss easy?

I downloaded a bunch of demos on my Switch to see which games on sale I liked. My favorites were Trivial Pursuit, The World Next Door, and to a lesser extent Ape Out.

I have decided it's finally time to put away my Wii U and set up my Switch.

Now that I'm finally done with Shovel Knight all I need to do is beat Bayonetta 2 on ultimate climax mode and I can finally put away my Wii U.

I want more Shovel Knight. I like how the cast are all sort of casual acquaintances at this point and I want to see more of that and what the rest the Order of no Quarter are like. It doesn't even have to star Shovel Knight.

Going to watch The Wizard for the first time in twenty five years and see if it's really as bad as everyone says.

I want to read more "[x] Games of the Decade" lists.

I'm pretty sure JC Denton's face is the most commonly used avatar on YouTube.

I'm less enthusiastic about playing XCOM 2 since hearing that its story is based on you losing XCOM: Enemy Unknown. All that work for nothing.